This is an entry in the
750 Word Project 2022
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The sound of the chainsaw biting into the cushions of the antique sofa were amplified by the enclosed living room. Even though it was but a minute before the sofa collapsed in half, that was enough time for the irate, nearly nude woman to come screaming into the room from where she had been sleeping in her bedroom when he started.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'm just working on the future. I figure we're about to start fighting, so I may as well get started." He calmly braked the chainsaw, and then placed it down. Grabbing one half of the sofa, he pulled it to the front door.
"I loved that sofa! It was a wedding gift to us from my grandmother!"
"To us. Both of us. It's half mine. That's your half," he pointed. "This is mine."
"Why the hell did you destroy it? It's not worth a damn now, and we can't use it."
"I wanted my half," he stated dragging it to the door. "I want half of those chairs, too." He continued his task, dragging the destroyed sofa to the waiting van.
He had been expecting what he saw when he reentered the house; she was now holding his chainsaw, trying desperately to get it started again. "You get the fuck out and calm down!" she threatened, waiving the chainsaw towards him.
"Or what? You don't know how to use that, you don't have the strength to start it, and I'm within my rights. I own half of everything in this house, and there's only one thing in it I don't want."
Calming slightly, but still with a bit of wildness and anger in her eyes, she flipped the starter, and pulled the cord again. "Oh, and what is that?" she asked.