The card read, Dr. Alex Preston PhD, PsyD, MS, MA, EdD, and with all these letters behind his name, I was sure he could help me. I suppose I didn't think about the male receptionist but it was when he let me into the office that I received my biggest shock, the doctor was a woman.
"Come in Roger and have a seat, I hope you don't mind me calling you by your first name. Roger, Mr. James, are you all right?"
I realized I was just standing there with my mouth open,
"No, ah, yes, I mean no, I don't mind you calling me Roger and yes I'm alright," I finally managed to stammer. "It's just I thought you'd be a man."
Sitting across from me and ignoring my gaff, she said,
"Well then shall we begin? I see by your paperwork that you've just been arrested for the third time as a sexual predator, is this true?"
"I don't understand, I haven't assaulted any one, I'm not a predator, I just like ladies underwear..."
"OK, let's stop right there, women don't wear underwear, women wear panties and second stealing a woman intimate apparel is an assault on her privacy if not her person. Now then, if you have such a fetish for ladies panties why not just go to, say Victoria's secret and buy your own?"
I could feel my face turning red with embarrassment,
"Well, you see it's not just the underwear..."
"Roger what did I tell you?"
"Yes Mam, I mean panties," there I said the word and in front of a woman, I could feel my penis twitch inside my trousers. How could I tell this woman that what I desired was not the garment but the scent of a female inside it?
"You do know that this is a court ordered Psch eval and with the flick of my pen I could have you sent to prison for life as a three strike offender? I'm telling you to start talking and I mean now."
This frightened me and as I raised my head to answer her, I found myself looking at the slight gap between her stocking covered thighs. I fought my urges and when I looked at her eyes, I noticed a wry smile on her face.
"Yes Mam, it' just, it's just that I become aroused by the scent a woman leaves on her under-- I mean panties."
"Now that's better, so what, you spot an attractive woman and then break into her house for your prize?"