"Experiment 601A trial recording number four." She spoke into the recorder. "Eight hours after ingestion, the test mice are yet to lose any hair and the blood and stool samples show no signs of contamination."
Penelope had been working for months on this and was finally starting to show promising results. Her lab-grown bacteria was able to break down anything it deemed as a contaminant, digesting it and purifying its host. Already, she'd managed to get lab mice to live free from microplastics in their bloodstream, though the formula needed to be tweaked to prevent hair from melting as well.
But this latest batch had proved almost perfect. She'd been up with it most of the night, observing the different permutations she'd made and testing different subject samples to see how they were developing. Microscopic examination had already determined the absence of microplastics inside of the mice she'd tested, as well as a few other foreign objects they'd likely consumed in their food.
Just think! The possibilities were exciting! She would be the scientist to cure the world of microplastic contamination - the ramifications of which the academic world still didn't quite understand. She'd already cleared some of her research with an academic board and was planning on demonstrating it to a panel of experts soon.
But her research felt incomplete. While she'd managed to prove it was possible, Penelope still wanted a 'Wow!' for her keynote. She didn't just want to tell a bunch of old scientists raw data and breakdowns of different samples. She needed to show them something they'd never seen before, but hopefully that they would see again.
Penelope had thought about it before. As of the current date, there were no humans alive who didn't have some microplastics inside their system. Even remote peoples in seldom-contacted regions were found to have some pollutants within their bodies.
Penelope could be the only human alive to be clean. That would get their attention.
Of course, human experimentation is thoroughly frowned upon. She understood that. But to experiment on ones self was morally fine. So why shouldn't it be her? It wasn't as though there were many other volunteers to scarf down a petri dish of a mystery bacteria.
She looked at the clock. 2:31 AM! Was it already that late? She'd hardly felt tired at all with all the science she'd been doing that day.
Penelope wrote down the time and got out a small sample. It was time to do what nobody had done before. After swabbing the inside of her cheek for a 'before' sample, she swallowed the bacteria and chased it with a tall drink of water.
It would be a while before the experiment fully kicked in; The bacteria had to acclimate to her system and even then, breaking down microplastics could take a while. To replicate the experiment she'd done in mice, she thought to wait about four hours. That would give her time to start taking new measurements, as well as a few hours to take a nap.
After writing down all she needed to, Penelope took off her glasses and set them on the table at her side, setting her phone's alarm for 6:30AM, taking off her lab coat, and using it as a blanket as she shut her eyes in a nearby chair.
Sleep came to her quickly.
* * * * *
She awoke with a jolt a few hours later.
Still sleepy, she felt around for where she'd set her phone before remembering it was in her pocket last. But as she felt her thigh, there was only bare skin.
"Strange." She thought, but her mind was still too tired to process anything other than the fact that her phone wasn't there.
She felt around a bit more, touching something hard below her as she leaned over to reach the device. She tapped at the screen a few times but didn't see any change. The phone must have fallen out of her pocket as she slept, which was a bit concerning as the floor was hard tile.
Penelope reached for her glasses and slid them on, praying that her phone's screen hadn't cracked. But to her horror, the small fall was enough to make the phone completely unresponsive.
And yet, that wasn't the most concerning thing she saw.
"Why am I naked?" She said aloud - still used to recording her thoughts.
The shock of seeing her own naked body knocked her out of the chair and painfully onto the ground, the impact was still less of a nagging feeling in her mind than her current situation - which she was still attempting to make sense of.
With her bearings gathered, Penelope slowly got to her feet, her phone-bearing hand clutched tight against her chest as her other arm found its way between her legs. She glanced quickly to either side but saw nobody. It was a small relief, but her nudity in such a place still felt wrong.
The 'why' of it was also escaping her. Penelope hesitantly made her way away from her napping spot, keeping the only door to the lab well in view; There was a glass panel on the front that anybody could peek through to see her, though someone else being here at this early hour was unlikely.
Still, somebody else must be present, how else could she have wound up completely naked in the middle of a lab? It must have been a prank by a fellow researcher as nobody else had access to this part of the building.
She sauntered over to a cabinet on the far side of the room - carefully inching across despite being alone. Opening the door, she saw several lab coats hanging on a rack neatly. Whoever had stripped her must have forgotten to take these. She slid one off the coat-hangar and over her shoulders, buttoning up the front and not even caring that its sleeves were a bit too long to cover her slim body.
It felt awkward to be wearing nothing but a lab coat inside of the research room, but she was first and foremost a scientist and still had an experiment to run. She could get to the bottom of why she was naked later.
Looking at the petri dishes she'd set up before, there was no immediately apparent difference, but that was part of the reason why her research was so important. The dangers of microplastics were that they were, as the name suggested, microscopic. She grabbed a swab from a jar and rubbed along the inside of her dry mouth.
Quickly scraping the dish, she hastily put it under the microscope and began to look. It took a bit of searching to make sure the results weren't false, but after testing and checking, Penelope found no traces of any contaminants inside her second sample.
It worked!
She scanned the sample again and again, the excitement welling up rapidly as she kept searching and finding nothing out of the ordinary. Her experiment was a success - she had managed to breed a strain of bacteria that could digest microplastics from the human body. The satisfaction of her years of study made her shiver.