Charlotte was intimidated by her first experience of Rome. It wasn't just the size of the city - she'd twice been to Paris, which was considerably larger. It was the heat, the humidity, the strange smells, the volume at which people shouted, and the presence of so many clerics and so many prostitutes.
- "Are those...?"
- "Yes."
Then, a moment later: "Have you ever...?"
- "No." There was a world of difference between the common prostitutes and courtesans, of whom Fiametta was easily the most exclusive (and the most expensive). I wondered if I should arrange a meeting between them.
The Pope, as he was wont to do, turned our arrival into an excuse for a major celebration. It was as if I was returning from another successful campaign. There was a procession, the Cardinals came out to greet us, and a luxurious banquet was held for us.
Charlotte had grown up with her father's modest tastes, and then experienced the spartan environment of King Louis' court - and table. Queen Anne had much more refined tastes, but preferred art and music to exotic food.
- "You don't always eat like this, do you?" she asked, looking askance at a dish of larks' tongues.
- "No, thank goodness. It's far too rich for me. But here: try this." I put a slice of prosciutto on her plate.
During the meal, Charlotte found a dozen opportunities to slide her hand beneath the table, and squeeze my hand. Once or twice, unable to find my hand, she squeezed my thigh instead. I had to laugh.
- "I'm sorry." she said, with a smile. She wasn't sorry at all. "I'm just... so happy to be here. To be with you."
- "As am I."
But the happiest person in the hall was obviously the Pope, who couldn't stop smiling at his 'beautiful daughter', 'the greatest treasure in all of France'. I've said it several times, but Charlotte was truly beautiful. Italians - Northern Italians, at least - generally preferred blonde hair, but Charlotte stood out anyway. She was intelligent, and just... good. More than one ambassador compared her to Lucrezia. That wasn't quite right: my sister had a luminous beauty, and an effervescent, sparkling personality. She enjoyed life, and all of the finer things.
Charlotte was only slightly younger, but she had the more mature beauty. Both were very kind, but my wife was more thoughtful. I don't mean more considerate, because they both were that, too. But Charlotte reflected, where Lucrezia lived in the moment. Let me put it this way: the two women were like exceptional wines. Lucrezia was a fine champagne, whereas Charlotte was wonderful now, and yet promised to improve even more with age.
I was drunk enough to try to explain it to her. She'd heard a dozen people compare her to Lucrezia, including the Pope, at least twice. I told her my wine analogy.
- "So... you think that I should be laid down for a few years...?" she said.
- "No. You've spent too much time on the shelf as it is. The only laying down you'll do from here on is with me."
She squeezed my hand again. "I'm glad to hear you say that."
***
- "It's all about money." said my boss.
The situation in Naples, for the French, had deteriorated. The Spanish commander, Gonsalvo de Cordoba, had entered Naples. My old comrade Yves d'Alegre was besieged in Gaeta, the last stronghold controlled by the French. If they were sending a relief army, they would expect our help.
I would need to pay off the debts from the last campaign against the Orsini, and raise new troops. Once again, we were going to need roughly a thousand ducats a day. For all of his flamboyant tastes, the Pope had actually reduced his household expenses. But he'd also gotten creative when it came to ways to make the Papacy pay.
He created eighty new official posts, and sold them for 760 ducats apiece. He had been very lenient with the Jews, to this point, but now he blackmailed them for protection money. He created nine new Cardinals: five Spaniards, three Italians, and a German (notably, no Frenchmen). Only one was a churchman of any distinction; most paid handsomely for their elevation (some up to 20,000 ducats).
He'd also passed an edict that Cardinals had to will their money to the Church, and not to their families. Now, a number of Cardinals had passed away recently. Cardinal Orsini died in prison. Cardinals Ferrari of Modena, Almeida of Ceuta, and Juan Borgia of Monreale had all died - and Rodrigo Borgia was suspected of having poisoned them to get their money.
Italy, and poison... a sudden or unexpected death was often immediately ascribed to poison. The Pope was accused of favoring the cantarella (white arsenic). I can only tell you what I know: every murder I'd carried out for my boss, or for myself, had been by the garrote (which was considered a more 'Spanish' solution).
Cardinal Mihiel passed away on April 10th, after three days of violent vomiting. The moment the Pope learned of his death, he sent officials to confiscate the Cardinal's goods (apparently worth 150,000 ducats). As you can imagine, the public believed that Mihiel had been poisoned by the Holy Father - and that I had been the one to suborn the Cardinal's servant.
Consider what you've read so far. Have I not admitted to murder? But to accuse me of stupidity? If I had been involved, I would have used a go-between (or
two
go-betweens).
On a happier note, my boss was truly pleased with my French bride.
- "Holy shit, you're a lucky prick." was how he put it. "I wouldn't mind trading places with you for a couple of days. Weeks."
- "I don't think I'd want your job."
- "You wouldn't." he agreed. "Listen: I'm thinking that it might be time to... shift our alliances again. You know?"
- "No." I said.
- "No?"
- "Ferdinand is winning in Naples. He doesn't need us right now. He won't offer anything; you remember the last time we were in this position? Whereas Louis needs us. He's sending an army: a big one. If we try to interfere with their passage, or don't offer any support... they could come to Rome instead. Or they could attack the Romagna and offer Venice a share."
He shook his head. "I've been working on the Venetians, but they're being dicks. I thought that an Italian League, independent of both France
and
Spain might have some appeal, but they seem to be more afraid of you - or maybe just jealous."
- "I'll speak to the Venetian ambassador." I said. "What's his name? Giustinian?"
- "Good luck. You didn't do us any favors with that Dorotea crap."
- "Ah, you say that, but you never saw her."
The Pope grinned. "You little shit. Maybe you are related to me after all."
***
Two days after our arrival in Rome, I had another momentous meeting. I took Charlotte into the gardens of the Apostolic Palace.
- "Oh, they're lovely." she said.
The gardener wasn't far off. She heard us, and stopped what she was doing. Gina stood up, plainly terrified. Charlotte put her hand on my arm. It was a 'Stay' command. She walked over to Gina.
"Is this your work?" she asked.
- "Yes, Lady." said Gina, still obviously frightened (even though I'd warned her that we were coming, and that she had nothing to fear).