Ch. 6: A Sex Tea-Party
Mouse invited Alice to a Tea-Party with her friends Henry and Howard. "It'll be great fun!" she said. "They're both mad you know!" Their house was fairly ordinary, but when she knocked on the door there was no answer. The name on the plaque quite clearly read Henry and Howard, and the door was open so she walked in.
She wandered into the living room to see Henry and Howard sitting on the sofa with Mouse sitting between them, smoking a reefer and looking very sleepy and wearing no clothes, and the other two were leaning on her using her as a cushion and wearing only underwear.
The room was a large one, but it was not at all obvious where Alice should sit. "Oh hello Alice!" smiled Mouse seeing her come in.
"Hello," said Alice sitting down in a large armchair.
"I'm Howard," one of the two young men announced. He was wearing a hat and bow-tie Alice noted, which looked very odd with only his underpants and socks. "Have some wine," Henry, the other one, said in an encouraging tone. Like Howard he wore a bow-tie but otherwise he was wearing only an open shirt.
Alice looked around and saw that there were wine and alcoholic drinks everywhere. However, she wasn't tempted. "No thank you," she said.
The conversation dropped and the party sat silent for a minute, while Alice wondered what it was that made Mouse think Henry and Howard were fun. Howard was the first to break the silence. "How's your cunt?" he asked. Alice was taken aback by this, but she realised it was in fact addressed to Mouse.
