*This story is written by Dice Casden and Kristi as apart of our D&K Universe Collection*
Backstage at San Diego, California's Valley View Casino Center during the August 15, 2011 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, CM Punk, wearing a white 'Best in the World' t- shirt and jeans, walks into the office of WWE COO Triple H and rolls his eyes instantly. "Oh fuck..." Punk groans when he sees The Game's wife, Stephanie McMahon, wearing a low cut black top and pants. Punk smacks his own head as he and Stephanie approach each other.
"You know Punk... I'm really very sorry for how you lost the title last night..." Stephanie pauses then smirks, "I mean I guess technically you never really won since John Cena's foot was on the ropes... don't worry it will be alright... but in the end people always get what they deserve..." Stephanie adds as CM Punk rubs the back of his neck before Stephanie walks past him.
"So you fucked me... you fucked the fans that want change... all because I call you a bean headed... incompetent... 'member of the board'..." CM Punk says as Stephanie moves to the office door, "But I guess I should add... bottom feeding... trash bag... filthy... disgusting..." Punk then smirks as Stephanie stops and turns around to face him.
Stephanie McMahon narrows her eyes and presses her lips together as she folds her arms underneath her chest, approaching him. "You must think you're real funny, Punk..." Stephanie replies and then smirks. "You know I've heard that before...who was that? Oh yes...it was Chris Jericho.." Stephanie says and then raises an eyebrow as she looks at CM Punk. "Can't find success on your own so you have to copy Chris Jericho?"
CM Punk smirks, "Oh I've found my own success, I don't need to copy a wanna be rock star who dances the waltz..." Punk says, "But the fact is Stephy, I'm better than Jericho was, I'm better than Cena, cause I beat him twice, I'm better than your husband.... I'm the best there is..." Punk says, "And the fact that you, your father, the idiots on the WWE Board, want to keep me down, just goes to show how far this company has fallen in the past decade..."
Stephanie narrows her eyes and glares at CM Punk. "And yet last night at SummerSlam, I offered you my hand, in an attempt to forget the past and move forward, and what did you do, Punk?"
"What is this? Pop quiz time?" Punk smirks, "I didn't shake your hand because I know where it has been..."
Stephanie raises an eyebrow and laughs a bit. "Really, Punk? That's why you didn't shake my hand? Because you assume that you know where my hand has been? Really, Punk?"
"Stealing The Miz's gimmick now?" Punk asks with a smirk, "And I don't assume, that hand was between your legs because Hunter clearly can't get the job done."
Stephanie presses her lips together and nods her head for a moment. "Gee, Punk...that's really big of you seeing that virtually everyone knows how much of a whore you are yourself...Punk you'll fuck anything that wears a skirt..."
"Yeah, and?" Punk grins, "I get the job done, both in the ring and outside the ring, like I said, I'm the best there is... hell you can thank me for lighting the fire under the ass of Beth Phoenix to make the Divas Division interesting to watch again..." Punk says.
Stephanie unfolds her arms from underneath her chest and slightly rubs her hands together, before cupping them below her waist. "You know...Punk it's actually funny that you brought up Beth Phoenix, because if I remember correctly after Trish Stratus and Lita left the company she was given the ball to take over the Divas Division..." Stephanie pauses and raises an eyebrow "And what did she do, Punk? She dropped the ball and was out-done by Candice..."
CM Punk shrugs, "Don't blame me for that, I wasn't fucking Beth at the time...." Punk smirks
Stephanie makes an unpleasant face and looks at CM Punk "You're disgusting..."
"How am I disgusting? That I've fucked more Divas than Superstars that you have screwed over?" Punk asks, "Or that I actually bust my ass to get where I'm at instead of having a position handed to me by your idiotic father?"
Stephanie grits her teeth and narrows her eyes into a deadly glare as she looks at CM Punk. "Don't you dare talk about my father like that! You want to talk about busting your ass!?" Stephanie snaps. "My father busted his ass so that the wrestling business could become a global sensation like it is today!" Stephanie says as she fumes with anger.
"Don't forget that your father wanted to pretend your first kid was his on national TV..." Punk replies with a smirk, "But you're right your dad is responsible for what the WWE is today, a big machine that brings in talented performers to only chew up and spit out..." Punk says
Stephanie shakes her head for a moment. "You know what you problem is, Punk? You're nothing more than a whiny hypocrite..."
"This is going to be good... please continue, how am I a whiny hypocrite?" Punk asks as he smirks at Stephanie.
"You bitch and moan for nearly two months about not getting the special treatment you deserve..." Stephanie McMahon begins to say before adding. "I don't think you deserve, but that's beside the point...." Stephanie pauses before she continues on with her original statement. "So...you bitch and moan about how awful the company is and how you're going to leave...but what happens, Punk? You came right back with your tail tucked between your legs when my husband offered you a job...." Stephanie says before she smirks. "What happened, Punk? Did you realize that going back to some indy promotion like Ring of Honor would just show how pathetic you really are...or did you decide that running wild with Hulk Hogan in TNA with all the other rejects was beneath you..."
CM Punk smirks, "You finished? Good... let me put this in a way that you will understand, the reason why I came back was because I do love the WWE, it is the biggest platform to display my abilities, that being said, I want change in the WWE, I want more opportunities, not just for myself, but for all the people who go out to the ring every single night. You know why? Because if everyone is getting opportunities, everyone, in Ring of Honor, TNA, New Japan, CMLL, will want to come here and have no fear that their careers will be derailed by the incompetent morons who want to suck the dick of a Hollywood actor instead of giving guys like Daniel Bryan and Sheamus an opportunity to shine at WrestleMania. And I can't push for those changes in Ring of Honor, sure as fuck not in TNA which is run by bigger idiots than you."
Stephanie places her hands onto her hips and tilts her head back as she starts to laugh. "Oh my god...you are so full of it, Punk! You don't care about anyone else but yourself!" Stephanie says as she looks at him. "You know, Punk...you really wanted to fuck over the WWE, didn't you?"
"If you call getting the WWE noticed for something other than a drug scandal or someone dying, then yeah, I wanted to fuck the WWE," Punk smirks.
Stephanie presses her lips together and slyly looks at CM Punk. "But you didn't do that, did you Punk? You didn't fuck the WWE...you know why?"
CM Punk grins, "Tell me why?"
Stephanie steps closer to CM Punk and firmly locks her eyes with the outspoken Superstar. "You don't have the balls to do it!"
Punk smirks, "Are you sure about that?"
Stephanie nods her head and smirks as she keeps her eyes confidently locked with CM Punk. "I'm positive....you don't have the balls to fuck the WWE!"
CM Punk smirks, "Well Stephanie... since you are... technically the WWE...." Punk trails off as he suddenly grabs Stephanie's head to pull it forward in order to force his tongue into her mouth.
"MMMMMMMMM!" Stephanie moans in surprise and disgust as she raises her hands and places them onto CM Punk's shirt covered chest in an attempt to push him away.
"Mmmmm!" Punk moans and laughs as he kisses Stephanie against her will before he breaks the kiss, "Still think I don't have the balls?" Punk asks before he grabs Stephanie's low cut black top and rips it down the middle