This
Teenage Jedi
story is my contribution to:
2024 Literotica Geek Pride Story Event
A short Star Wars Glossary appears at the end.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
EPISODE I -- OUR SHARED HOPE
Lim-Rel wiped the back of her hand across her face, glancing briefly at the scarlet trail left on it. She had been too slow to deflect the metal pipes her opponent had sent careening towards her head from a wall to the left. A beginner's mistake, and she cursed herself for her naivetΓ©.
The huge, shadowy figure before her laughed, sounding half crazed. When it spoke, its gender was hard to determine. "So they are sending schoolgirls to face me now. Are the Jedi really so desperate?"
Lim tried to stay calm, tried to focus on how her father had trained her. "I'm no schoolgirl, Darth Andro, I am Lim-Rel of Y Liem. I am a Jedi. And I am here to end your reign of terror over this misbegotten planet." Lim rather wished that she had done a better job of eliminating the tremor from her voice.
The Sith's laugh became a cackle, and its eyes gleamed like twin coals. "A Jedi? How precious. A real Jedi?" Its tone shifted from mock incredulity, to genuine cruelty. "Let me tell you, little girl, I feast on the flesh of Jedi. Not, by the look of you, that you would make a hearty meal."
With a flick of its hand, more debris hurtled toward Lim. But she would not be caught off guard twice. As the metal tore forward, she deflected most of it with a wave of her hand, and back flipped rapidly out of the path of the remaining detritus.
As she landed, a trickle of blood ran from Lim's nose, shameful testimony to her earlier sluggish reactions. She began to feel anger rise in her. 'Remember your training. Remember father's instructions.'
The large figure took two steps in Lim's direction, its words were now low and menacing. "So you have mastered some of the basics. Let us see if you are as good with more advanced topics."
As it spoke, a fiery red sword flamed upwards, crackling and humming. "But, little girl, I should tell you about the prophecy. No Jedi or their spawn shall harm Andro, or so the wise women said."
Its laugh became a howl, and it launched at Lim with terrifying speed and with murder flaring in its burning eyes.
Lim stayed still. She still stayed still. And then, at the last moment, she stepped suddenly right, turning and igniting her own saber. She thought that maybe she saw shock in her opponent's baleful eyes as her weapon's color mirrored that of the Sith's.
Lim flicked her saber upwards rapidly and the black hulk fell, severed and motionless, onto the floor. It's body smoked, but did not move. Gingerly, Lim pushed at its bulk with her foot, but with no response.
Lim deactivated her sword, and said, with a smile she knew unbecoming of her order, "good thing Mom's a Sith then, and that I borrowed her weapon."
She regretted the words as soon as she uttered them. Sure enough, a voice, one suggesting sorely tried patience, sounded in her head. "Lim, is this the way I have taught you? Is anger, and taunting the fallen, the way of a Jedi?"
Lim replied disconsolately. "No, Dad. And is Mom pissed that I took her saber?"
Lim hoped that there was a touch of lightness in his words when her father responded. "What do you think, young lady?"
This wasn't how it was meant to be, she was meant to be bringing balance to the Universe, uniting the Jedi and the Sith, ending their millennia long battle for supremacy. Not being lectured by Dad.
'Shit,' thought Lim, 'I'm gonna be grounded again for sure. I'm nineteen, not thirteen. It's so unfair. No one else my age gets grounded.'
As she climbed back into her elderly Delta-7 star-fighter, it felt awfully like Lim's period was also starting. 'Worst... day... ever!'
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Lim lay curled close to her mother, head on her lap. "Sometimes it sucks being a woman, Mom."
Loo-See smiled, but it was an indulgent smile. While she could see few traces of her own Zabrak lineage in Lim -- the girl mostly took after her human father -- the same could not be said for her temperament. "Indeed it does, my child. But the herbs I prepared for you will dull the ache soon enough."
Lim twisted to look up at her mother. Her blue eyes stared straight into Loo-See's red and yellow ones. Lim remembered how she had once asked her mother to paint her face red and black, so that she could 'look like Mommy.' Her mother had reluctantly complied, while repeatedly stating that Lim didn't need to look Iridonian to be her daughter. In any case, they had been unable to work out a way to replicate Loo-See's crown of horns, so the final effect had been less than convincing.
"Mom, it sucks to be a woman
and
me."