This story is best enjoyed if you imagine yourself watching a televised sporting event. While there are real places and one real school mentioned, all characters are totally fictitious and it's all in good fun-NOT to be taken seriously.
I had a lot of fun writing this silliness-hope you enjoy! Comments and feedback are cherished!
All characters are over 18 years of age.
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THE handsome man with the perfectly coiffed hair watched as the PA counted off the last seconds before air time. He paused for a moment, then lifted the microphone to his lips, a welcoming smile blooming across his face.
"Good evening, sports and sex fans!" he started with enthusiasm. "Welcome to beautiful Butte, Montana, and the 14th annual Triple X Games!"
The camera pulled back to reveal a lovely, dark haired young lady standing next to him, holding her own microphone and wearing an identical gold polo-style shirt.
"I'm Jeremy Holmes," he continued, "and with me again this year, the lovely Leslie Lynn."
He turned slightly in the woman's direction. "Leslie, this should be a great year of competition."
Her smile was dazzling. "Indeed it should, Jeremy! We've got eight terrific squads ready to do battle, including five schools that have never been here before."
Jeremy took over the narrative smoothly. "For those unfamiliar with the rules, each team consists of six female and four male members. Each member of the winning squad will receive a full two year scholarship, or the cash equivalent if they graduate. In addition, the winning school will receive a $25,000 dollar donation to their general scholarship fund."
"And this beautiful trophy," Leslie continued as the screen shifted to show a graphic of a four-foot high, classic style trophy with male and female figures on top, their arms raised triumphantly. "There are eighty young players ready to test their physical and sexual abilities to win that prize for their school."
The shot cut back to the announcers as Jeremy spoke. "Leslie, it looks like the teams are coming out onto the field, so why don't we tell our viewers a little bit about them?"
There were cheers behind the duo as groups of young men and women, clad in t-shirts and shorts in their school colors, emerged from the tunnel and dashed out into the stadium, smiling and waving cheerfully to the crowd.
The camera panned back as the teams spread out on the field to stretch, warm up and psych up, then up popped a photo of a team wearing red.
"We start with the teams here for the first time," Leslie narrated. "First up, the College of Upper Michigan."
A new picture appeared, this team clad in navy.
"The Thomas Wilson Academy of Technology," Jeremy intoned. "Located near Bakersfield, California, Wilson is one of this year's long shots."
The next team wore burnt orange. "Coleridge University of North Texas looks like a very strong team this year," Leslie said.
A team wearing green, all holding their fingers up in an 'L' sign, came up next.
"As you can see, Southern Louisiana University at Thibodaux are proud as can be of their home state," Jeremy chuckled.
A team in black shirts with a white 'T' on the front was next.
"The Tennessee Institute of Technology and Science is the smallest school competing this weekend, but they claim their girls have the biggest...hearts," Leslie joked.
As a picture of a team in brown shirts came into focused, Jeremy took over the narration.
"Those are our first-time competitors. Ferguson University of Central Kansas is making their fourth trip to the Games, and are determined to get their first title."
A team of extremely clean-cut, wholesome looking young men and women, wearing white shirts with an easily recognizable blue 'D' on the front, popped up next.
"Duke University is making their record twelfth appearance at the Games, and as always they're one of the favorites."
"Why is that, Leslie?" Jeremy asked.
"Well Jeremy it's a sex competition, and everyone knows Duke sucks."
The two shared a quiet laugh as the final team picture appeared, ten women and men wearing grey.
"And finally, Salt Lake University at Taylorsville are back to defend the championship they won last year," Jeremy finished.
"Good luck to all our great teams!" Leslie said with enthusiasm. "And now let's go down to our on the field correspondent Annette Parker to tell us about the events and the scoring. Annette?"
The shot cut to a slightly older, very busty blonde woman wearing a long sleeved version of the Games gold polo.
"Thanks Leslie and Jeremy! The eight events are spread over two days of competition. Each competitor is selected at random by the judges. First place in any event is worth 15 points, second is worth 10, and third nets you 5. In the event of a tie, two players from each team will be chosen to play a ten-question game of Jeopardy!"
"Annette what's the mood like down on the field? How do the teams look?"
"Jeremy there's a lot of excitement, a lot of enthusiasm, and some nervousness. The players know there are some very difficult, grueling events to come, and they have no way of knowing what events-if any-they'll be selected to compete in."
There was activity in the background, volunteers placing thin mats on the ground.
"It looks like we're almost ready to begin. Annette I couldn't help but notice most of the female competitors are...how shall I put this delicately? More like shot putters than gymnasts."
The lady reporter smiled. "That's true Jeremy. The general opinion is that, for women, having wider hips and pelvis is an advantage in many of the events. This first one is a good example. We're set to start the Pole Vault!"
"Thanks Annette we'll be checking back with you shortly."
"Leslie, explain our first event to the viewers at home."
"Glad to Jeremy," she began as the screen showed first male competitors laying down on the mats in two lines of four, then women from the first two schools stretching and jogging in place to warm up.
"The rules are simple. Each girl must go down the line, taking each boy's cock all the way inside. It's a race-whoever finishes first wins and will go onto the finals tomorrow."
A women in a striped referee's shirt stood next to each woman preparing to race.