"It'll just be the one weekend, my two day-shifts, that is all" Nigel Fairchild pleaded as Honey Darling looked on incredulously. She knew he must be serious because for once he wasn't staring at her tits. "I'm just putting together some things for my wife's surprise birthday and I need you to keep an eye on the hotel."
"Wasn't your wife's birthday a month ago?" Honey asked.
"Really? I mean, yes, so I only have eleven months to plan her next party, you can see why I need the time off" Nigel fibbed. "I'll give you double pay just to look in charge and not a word to the ball and chain OK? No matter what happens she cannot know. Hopefully she should be asleep the whole time anyway, but if you need help just wake her and tell her I nipped to the shops or something." Honey knew something was up but didn't want to incur Nigel's wrath by asking too many questions. Plus double pay for all day Saturday and Sunday, that would be enough to almost buy her an entire textbook for her psychology course at nearby Daventry University. Naturally she agreed and Nigel immediately picked up his bags and headed for the door.
Honey thought back on the total lack of training she had received in the past month since she got her summer job as the receptionist at The Happy Customer Hotel. She didn't know what possible justification Nigel had that she was capable of looking after everything, but, like an asthmatic with an inflatable sex doll, she was determined not to let him down. Worst case scenario his wife Eileen would be on hand if things went too wrong.
"Alright I'm off!" Eileen announced turning the corner, dragging a suitcase behind her. "Now don't forget our arrangement, you look after the night shifts for the weekend and not a word to the old man, he should be asleep the whole time anyway." Honey could have hit herself, she had already agreed to cover Eileen's night shifts on Friday and Saturday, she had no idea when she turned up for work Friday morning she wouldn't be leaving for 60 hours. She was lucky she knew her way around the coffee making facilities.
"Why can't Nigel know?" Honey asked.
"Well I'm planning a surprise party for his birthday." Eileen stated in a matter of fact way.
"Another one?" Honey blurted out without realizing, "one.. won... wonderful idea. Another wonderful idea." She clumsily corrected.
"Err thanks? Anyway I'm sure you have this covered, good luck, if you need anything just wake my husband and say I nipped to the shops or something" She yelled as she left the building, leaving Honey all alone.
Honey surveyed the quiet surroundings, reassuring herself that as long as things didn't get too wild she should be able to handle herself.
...
Nigel arrived at the train station just in time for his long expected train to get in, he had been cyber roleplaying with someone using the handle NaughtyNun and today they had finally arranged to meet. He was wearing a brown coat and had even bought a fake badge to complete the look for the role of Officer Rockard.
As the train pulled into the station, he saw a woman get off in a full nun's habit. He marvelled at how brazen NaughtyNun had been and excitedly speculated about what was under her billowing robes. He was about to go talk to her when another nun got off the train. One by one nine other nuns disembarked as Nigel desperately tried to figure out what was going on. The Nuns decanted towards a taxi but one chose to make her excuses, lag behind and walk straight over to Nigel.
"Are you Officer Rockard?" She asked. Nigel flashed his badge and gave her a knowing nod, aiming for aloof and confident but instead radiating the energy of a child playing dress up. "That's great, my real name is Sister Goodey Destiny, I have all the evidence of the embezzlement right here, like I said, Father Dickey has had his hands in our kitties for far too long." She handed Nigel a file. He felt the roleplay was getting a bit in depth but was willing to play along, he opened the file expecting maybe some naughty pictures or a fetish itinerary, instead he got pages of accounts data. He started to realise that maybe this nun had not been roleplaying after all.
"You can take as long as you want to go over these records, even though Father Dickey is the leader of our denomination, he is skipping most of the conference and is only due to arrive Sunday. Then it's as we planned, I go down on him hard and force a confession, you then ride me for the details. Any of my friends can join in as you don't mind if things get a bit sticky. You'll then get out the handcuffs and if anyone gets carried away you'll have your hard rod to hand so I can beat them off. Does that seem good to you?"
"In a way." Nigel responded through gritted teeth.
"Well I can't be gone too long, we'll meet at the hotel where we are having our purity conference. It's called The Happy Customer." Nigel's stomach dropped so hard some regions of Australia could tell what he had for lunch. He was about to call it all off and accept the inevitable betrayal and brow beating when Sister Destiny turned around. "This whole thing has shaken my faith in the Sisters of Purity, what if it has all been a scam? I have had such urges and if I have been repressing them for a fraudster, why not just toss aside this habit and immediately indulge in the carnal pleasures withheld from me for so long."
"Sister Destiny," Nigel announced with more determination than he had given anything in his life, "I promise to you I am going to crack this case wide open."
...
Honey sat at reception, watching the hours tick by and nursing her first of many coffees that day. Suddenly the front buzzer rang and honey snapped to attention. She opened the door to see a couple of taxis full of guests all arriving at the same time.
"Hello young lady." A respectable looking older gentleman greeted, doffing his bowler hat. "I am Davis Cumming, financial officer for the Daventry Swingers and Sex Games Association, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I believe we have an event planned at your establishment for the duration of the weekend." Honey looked through the computer booking system and found that indeed they were booked in, they had event room 1 and the entire first floor rooms booked for the weekend. Honey got to work handing out keys and giving food serving times until everyone but Davis had departed.
"I'm afraid our president is running late, would it be contrary to the internal policies of your place of employment if I were to acquire her key and transfer it to her possession at a moment I find opportune, rather than put upon you more stresses for your employment" He offered. Honey took a moment to discern his meaning before mutely handing over the key. "My most sincere gratitude, now there is just one more matter to which I must sensitively indulge. Our group often engages in erotic contests, the nature of these contests are such that we may, on occasion, have need of an independent judiciary or referee. I must stress that there would be no professional ramifications to your declination, but would you be willing to accept such a role if we called upon you?" Once Honey had surreptitiously brought up the thesaurus website on her reception computer she was able to discern his request. She was a bit uneasy about being asked to judge who had 'won' and orgy but her desire for happy customers overrode her concerns.
"Absolutely, I am eager to help." She replied enthusiastically.
"Oh you are a good soul." Davis gushed. "Such dedication will of course be reflected in your tip."
