Penny Dreadful Takes Flight
has been written as a standalone tale, however scattered through the text there are references to characters and events from other stories. If, dear reader, you wish to understand our heroine's backstory, please avail yourself of
The Adventures of Penny Dreadful,
and its follow-up,
Penny Dreadful and the Machines.
If not, do not worry, and please to enjoy.
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"Woah, she'll do!" said Vice-Captain Sam Doubleday, raising his voice to compete with the hubbub as he went to hand the latest weather report to the grizzled Captain Julius T MacDonald.
The captain was lingering by the rail on the mezzanine, casting a proprietorial eye down over the busy passenger lounge at the Atlantic Aeroport, and hearing Mr Doubleday's exclamation he followed the man's gaze. His attention was soon snared by a radiant blonde of superior appearance wrapped in a halo of effortless elegance. As she sipped a Leviathan cocktail, named for the airship Leviathan, the pride of Express Airships, it was impossible not to scrutinise her. Her hair was piled up in the Gibson style and her tempting figure was properly covered, but yet only enhanced by her expensive ivory dress.
"Mr Doubleday," grunted Captain MacDonald, wresting his deputy's focus away from the lady, "I'll thank you to keep your eyes off the quality. And in particular, that gentlewoman. She is a shareholder and, I am reliably informed, is on speaking terms with half the British government. If you must leer, please confine yourself to the second-class passengers."
Privately, Julius MacDonald cursed the fates that had given him a Yankee for a second-in-command, rather than an honest to goodness, no nonsense Texan. And from New Jersey, no less! What did they know about piloting airships over vast uncharted spaces? Although, to be fair, Sam Doubleday had more than earned his ticket, and despite his relative youth had enough experience.
But... he was just too damned cheeky, and easy-going, and not stern like MacDonald was. He probably grew up poodle-faking heiresses on Long Island, whilst MacDonald's early years had disappeared in the dust of hard-riding cattle drives as he sought the funds to better himself.
He had a decent eye, mind, and Captain MacDonald could agree that the blonde, a Miss Penelope Dreadful, was indeed a beauty to turn heads. She was rich, too, by repute, but she knew not to gild the lily, dressing simply enough to highlight her natural, well, everything. What was a little surprising was the milksop she has hanging off. He was tall and angular, and blond of all things, and Captain MacDonald just couldn't see how the man could possibly satisfy a thoroughbred like Miss Dreadful. He left the ending, 'like a proper Texan could,' hanging, unconsidered. But it was there.
She wasn't the only belle to board that afternoon, and the captain cast his eye over the other first-class passengers. It behoved him, as the primary ambassador for the company, to know his business, and in particular his most valuable customers.
Amongst them were Russian nobility, in the graceful form of Countess Valentina Ignatiev, another beauty who could stop stampeding steers in their tracks. She was accompanied by her husband, Count Yevgeny, young and dangerous, and reputedly the best shot in St Petersburg. He would need to remind young Doubleday of that before the fool got himself into a duel. There was also a French armaments manufacturer, Xavier Grossjean and his wife Eloise, older maybe, but still quite well set-up.
"The loading is proceeding to plan?" he asked Sam.
"All departments on schedule," said his deputy, "gas fully pressurised, engines fuelled, the Navigator seems happy and everything we need to keep us fed and watered has been ticked off by the Chief Steward. Once the Purser has overseen the loading of the luggage our passengers will be ready to board."
"Very well," said the Captain, perusing the weather chart at last, "winds out of the north-west so we'll take the Western Approaches route rather than straight out over Ireland. Less for the passengers to look at, but it can't be helped. New York in three days, I think."
Handing back the weather report, Captain MacDonald dismissed Sam Doubleday, sending him off to supervise the last of the preparations for their departure. He himself gave one last glance down to the passenger lounge and his charges assembling there before likewise departing, thoughtful and surprisingly wistful for a gruff man from the Texas Badlands -- Miss Dreadful to the forefront of his mind...
Down below in the lounge, radiant was not the only adjective applicable to Penny Dreadful. She was also elated, enraptured, even rhapsodical as she gazed, beguiled, at the man on her arm. Not three hours before she had indeed been Miss Penelope Evelyn Dreadful, but now she was
Mrs
Penelope Evelyn
Patterson.
She had married her Freddie!
Her feet barely touched the ground still. They had married in a tiny ceremony in St Martin-in-the-Fields, only the vicar conducting the service present along with an avuncular Commodore St George and an unexpectedly tearful Roxanne Poule, her maid and erstwhile bodyguard, there as witnesses. Then a train from Paddington to the Atlantic Aeroport at Reading, and they were off to America!
Roxanne, County Kerry's finest, was standing to one side, her red hair piled up beneath a wide-brimmed hat. She had accompanied the Pattersons, though she was keeping her distance. Firstly, she was occupied by supervising the porters with their travelling trunks, but also she wanted to let the happy couple luxuriate in each other for as long as possible. Their nirvana would subside, eventually, but let them, for now, be the only presence in each other's orbit.
She smiled as she glanced over at them, and then she looked around at the other passengers. In particular, she was alert to who would be travelling in second class with her, but after a moment it was clear that only servants for the first-class passengers, and one or two salesmen with urgent business would be her companions. There was little inspiration there, sadly.
In first class, though, were some very interesting personages, and she scanned them with a professional eye. For she was not only an exemplary lady's maid, but in a strange dichotomy, she was also one of the finest secret agents British Intelligence possessed. A startlingly proficient assassin if the need arose, an expert in counter-espionage, able to kill a man bare-handed, or to charm him into divulging the secrets of his safe. She was bound to be reassigned soon, but whilst Penny was under the threat of the Waxed Moustache, she was to be by her exquisite side. For he, by report, had sworn revenge on her for foiling his plans.
The Waxed Moustache, and they knew him by no other name, was a genuine threat. A mastermind of damnable deviousness, he was behind every attempt to overthrow Britain's global supremacy, and the truth hidden from an unsuspecting public was that he had nearly succeeded. More than once. If only they knew more about him -- his name, his appearance (beyond a zealously cultivated moustache), his base of operations. But all was hidden from them, masked by his layers of organisation.
A uniformed man carrying a loud hailer drew the attention as he mounted a dais in the corner of the lounge. Calling out to the assembled, he invited them to pass through the double-doors to the side of him, and board the train that awaited to take them to the airship. Immediately, the noise increased and a ripple of excitement flowed through the passengers, most of them first-time flyers.
Penny caught Roxanne's eye and grinned, for they were old hands at airships, a whole four journeys apiece under their belts. Ah, what it is to be an expert...
Roxanne perused the quality as they boarded. She immediately noted the aforementioned Russian aristocrats, and whilst certainly beautiful they reminded her of the quote: mad, bad and dangerous to know. For his part, he was around the age of thirty, with dark hair and flashing eyes and well-muscled legs, and it was easy to picture him on horseback, sabre in hand, leading a charge of Cossacks. His wife was two or three years younger, a lustrous brunette with pale skin and blue eyes, and she reminded Roxanne quite exactly of the Snow Queen -- breathtaking, but able to freeze with a glance. They were, to Roxanne's mind, quite intriguing, though personally more than professionally.
The French couple were rich but, unusually for their nation, quite tasteless in their displays of wealth. They were older, approaching fifty, he a touch portly and with the air of a small- town mayor, she on the other hand, was taller, her bosom stout, and she gave the sense of being a little over-awed by her surroundings, as if she didn't quite believe she belonged.
They had fallen in rapidly with the Russians, and an animated conversation was taking place. Strange that the aristocrats had lowered themselves such as to engage in friendly relations with a bourgeoise armaments manufacturer. Unless... an armaments manufacturer and a nobleman with the ear of the Russian court? Roxanne made a note to pass what was probably merely a piece of routine intelligence to her superiors once the opportunity arose.
Roxanne took her place a little behind Penny and Freddie in the train which, now fully boarded, steamed out from the terminal building towards the giant airship shed half-a-mile distant. Many of the passengers now fell silent, contemplating the biggest building most of them had ever seen. Roxanne, though, was rarely interested in plain grey warehouses, and instead continued her evaluation of her social betters.
There was a German couple, reeking of social awkwardness and a virtue they evangelised, and she knew he was an eminent psychiatrist. They were older, nearing retirement, he sporting a greying Verdi beard, she severe, with plaited hair up on her head in the German style. They gave the air of never having laughed at anything, and Roxanne shuddered a little to think of being trapped in an elevator with them.
The other first-class passengers were less noteworthy - some gentlemen from Pittsburgh who seemed keen to extol the virtues of their home city, only to find everyone else less enthused to be boosted to, and three or four unremarkable couples. Though perhaps they would relax once the stresses of boarding were past.
More interesting, in fact, from Roxanne's perspective were the two airship officers who had scrutinised them all in the lounge. They were very smart in their dark blue uniforms, and the younger one, with three gold stripes on his cuffs, was exceedingly well set-up, with far seeing grey eyes and a jaunty countenance. Aye, he could pass the time of day with her, and perhaps it would be to both their profit.