Ebenezer Screwed was a strange old man, he was by all accounts a fairly friendly man, but, he seem to love money over everything else, including sex.
Obviously, when he was a young man he enjoyed the pleasure of the flesh, like most people do, but when he discovered money and his love of it, everything else became less important, which explained why, even though he was part owner of 'Marley and Screwed, Sex Utopia.' A sex club and gift shop that was visited by everyone in town, he choose to stay in the office, and count the takings instead.
However, that was all about to change...
On a cold Christmas Eve night, just after he had locked up Cecil the gimp in his cage for the evening, he was about to leave the premises, when his only employee, Bob Shagit, the man who did all kinds of odd jobs for him, but mainly cleaned out the oil wrestling pool, said "Excuse me sir, but I was just wondering, if you would like to come to ours for Christmas dinner tomorrow?"
Ebenezer turned and looked at him, stood there, in a just his leather studded black jockstrap and black wellington boots, and replied "Thank you Bob, but I think I'll spend the day at home, with my money."
"But sir." Protested Bob "Its Christmas sir, you should be with people who care about you and love you. Please, come to ours! Mrs Shagit will suck your cock like you've never been sucked before, and the twins will ride your brains out like there's no tomorrow, and Tiny Tina is just dying to have your old cock in her arse, say you'll come sir? Please!"
"I'm sorry Bob, but I would just prefer to stay at home, and count my money." Replied Ebenezer politely, before he asked "Humbug?" as he held out a bag of sweets for Bob to take one.
Anyway, Ebenezer departed after that, and strolled along the cold wintery streets, passing many people who wished him a happy Christmas, and others who wanted to know if he fancied a quick festive fuck in a nearby alley.
But, he turned each offer down, politely, and continued on home, and a few minutes later he arrived outside his large luxurious house.
It was the house he once shared with his business partner Robert Marley, before Marley died of suffocation just over a year ago, when an over excited large girl with a massive arse, sat on his face for a little too long.
But, as many said who knew him, it was probably how he wanted to go, so it wasn't all sad.
Anyway, Screwed stepped up to the front door, to unlock it, and as he went to put the key in the slot, something odd happened.
The large brass door knocker, usually shaped like a pair of balls, began to morph into the face of Marley, with his long dreadlocks, his large nose, and wispy goatee, and Ebenezer stared at it in confusion.
"Screwed!" it then cried, making Ebenezer jump in fright.
"Only joking!" It then said, in his cheery Jamaican accent.
Then it was gone, and the dangling brass nuts were back again, before Screwed stood for a moment wondering what he had just seen.
After that, he quickly unlocked and opened the door, and hurried inside, to get out of the cold.
That night Ebenezer sat in his living room, in front of a roaring open fire, just beside his electric heater and opposite his warm radiator, while he happily gripped ten pound notes in his hand, and tried not to think of the strange apparition he had seen earlier.
"Ah, money! Money! Money!" he muttered happily to himself, as he ran his fingers back and forth over them.
It was a short time later however, as he was engrossed in his pounds and pennies, when suddenly, a noise caught his attention.
The sound of running water, and then laughter was coming from another room, but it couldn't be he thought, there was no one else was in the house except for him.
So, curious to find out what the noise was, he got up out of his comfy red leather wingback chair, crossed the room, and stepped out into the hall.
He could now clearly hear the noise, and it seem to be coming from one of his back rooms, so, he followed it along the hallway, through the kitchen, and to the Jacuzzi room.
The Jacuzzi room was Marely's idea, he had wanted a large room that over looked the well-kept back garden, where he could entertain ladies, and it had a huge glass window to look out of, and a well-stocked bar, and of course, a large round fully functioning Jacuzzi.
Not surprisingly, Ebenezer had never used it, especially since his friend had passed away, so now he wondered who was in there, taking liberties with his friend's things.
Opening the door, the bright glowing lights hit his eyes making him squint, but as he adjusted to them and stepped inside, he nearly had a heart attack, when he saw his old dead friend, sat in the bubbling warm water, with two topless young women.
"M. M. Marley!" Screwed mumbled nervously in disbelief.
"Ebenezer! Come, take off your clothes and get in here, the waters fine!" replied his old friend cheerily.
"I'd rather not." Replied Screwed politely back, before asking "But more importantly, aren't you... dead?"
"As dead as your sex life!" replied Marley cheekily back, before he and the girls laughed heartily.
"Then, how can you be here?" asked Ebenezer curiously.
"Ebenezer. I've come with a warning." Replied Marely sounding more serious, before he continued "You need to change your ways man. You need to start living life, enjoying the fruits of mankind, you need to start fucking!"
"Fucking?!" exclaimed Screwed a little surprised.
"Yes fucking man! Fucking!" replied Marely firmly back.
He then stood up in the Jacuzzi, revealing his old slim athletic frame, and what looked like a large black horse's cock dangling between his legs, before he stepped out of the pool and stood in front of Screwed.
"You need to fuck Screwed. Fuck as often and as many times as you can, or you will be doomed for all eternity!" Marely then said firmly again, before he turned and moved to the bar.
"Why? Why will I be doomed for all eternity if I don't have sex?" asked Screwed back perplexed.
Marely picked up a glass of rum, turned and faced him again, before replying "Because sex is life man! And you are missing out on life, sitting in your office all day, counting your money, instead of humping anything that has a hole! I told you when I was alive, you need to get laid more, and now I'm telling you again Ebenezer. Fuck, or be dammed for all eternity!"
Marely then downed his drink, before he then stepped back into the Jacuzzi, sat back down in the warm bubbling water again, and wrapped his arms around the shoulders of his two hot young women.
"But I prefer my quiet life, it's not harming anyone, why should I change?" replied Screwed in protest.
Marely sighed, and then replied "Fine. You won't change, then I'll guess, they'll have to make you!"
"Who, these two girls?" asked Screwed, glancing at the blonde and brunette in the pool.
"No man. The three ghosts! They have ways of making you see differently!" replied Marely with a grin, before he then said "Expect the first one on the stroke of midnight, and then the others each hour after that!"
"I don't want to see no ghost, especially that late at night!" replied Screwed worriedly.
"You have no choice man. They're coming for you! Listen to what they say, and change your ways Ebenezer! Change your ways!" replied Marely, before he began to fade away with a hearty chuckle again.
"Change your ways!"
A moment later Marely and the girls were gone, and Screwed was left stood in the semi darkness of the Jacuzzi room, the pool now empty and dry, like his sex life.
Ebenezer stared for a moment at the round tiled hole, and wondered if what he had just witnessed, had really happened, and then with a confused sigh, he turned and headed back to the living room.
The rest of the evening Screwed felt uneasy, it might have been the three cheese sandwich, the large bag of spicy crisps, and the three glasses of whiskey he had had for his tea, or it might have been the very unnerving apparition he had seen, either way, he secured his home with extra care that night.
Going into every room, he made sure every lock and bolt was done tightly on every window and door, and then a little reluctantly, he made his way to his bedroom, for the sleep he surely needed.
However, after putting on his blue silk pyjamas with his initials embroidered in gold thread on his breasts pocket, and sliding in under the Egyptian cotton sheets, he lay restlessly, wondering if Marely's warning would really come true.
After what seemed a long quiet nervous time, and when he had almost relaxed enough to drift off, suddenly his phone bleeped into life, announcing twelve midnight.
Ebenezer eyes glanced nervously over at his phone, because of course, it had never done that before, and then a bright light caught his attention, coming from under his wardrobe door.
It was pure white and grew brighter and brighter as Ebenezer stared at it, until finally, it filled the room illuminating everything.
Then, from the glaring white light emerged a beautiful young woman, with long flowing blonde hair and a pretty pale face, with bright blue eyes and a small button nose.
She couldn't have been more than twenty if that, and she had a slim fit body that was dressed in a small white bikini that barely covered her perky round C-cup boobs and petite crotch, and with a smile she stepped towards the end of Screwed's bed.
"Greeting's Ebenezer." She said looking right at him.
"Who are you? Are you one of the ghosts that was foretold to me?" Ebenezer asked back.
"Yes I am, I am the ghost of Christmas past!" she replied cheerily.
"You look pretty young for a ghost of Christmas past?!" Ebenezer then said.
"Thank you!" replied the ghost with a smile again, clearly happy with the compliment.
She then strolled around his bed to the side of it, before she then climbed onto it, and laid down beside him.
Leaning against him with her hot little body pressed against his arm, and one of her slim bare legs laying on top of his, she looked right into his eyes, as her lips paused just inches from his.
Screwed stared back at her nervously, and then asked "What do you want then?"
"You." Replied the ghost softly back, before adding "You seem to have forgotten how to live. I'm here to remind you."
She then moved one of her hands to his crotch and cupped him tightly, and instantly Ebenezer let out a cry of surprise.
"What are you doing?!" Screwed then asked worriedly.
