NNN 05 - Video Conference (fiction, No Nut November, 22M)
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November 4th
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I woke up to something I should be accustomed to......I woke up with my morning wood.
Doesn't sound like a problem, right?
Well the morning wood really wasn't the problem. The problem was the 'way' my morning wood was this morning.
It looked......
What's the right word?
Angry?
Can a dick be angry?
Engorged?
Well whatever the right word was, my morning was not natural.
My dick this morning was at its normal standing position but unlike any other normal morning this one looked pissed.
By pissed I mean my dick looked like it went to the gym without me as my dick had all its veins popped out.
And if I wasn't mistaken it looked bigger....I think.
All I know is it looked like it was ready to go down a wet hole and keep on soldiering.
When I looked at it as I pulled up my covers to see my tent I blinked confused. I felt my dick throb and decided to take a closer inspection as I pulled up my waistbands on my sweats and underwear to meet a entirely different dick.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Was I even looking at my dick? Cause I've never seen my dick look this....different.
I stared at it trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
Eventually I sighed and decided maybe pissing would help my situation and maybe my dick would go back to being my dick.
I hoped at least.
I put my waistband's back in place and officially got out of bed as not even the fabric could keep it from bending or bowing showing its dominance.
I walked into the bathroom pulling down my waistband's again freeing the fucker and tried bending it down and faced another problem.
I couldn't bend it....at least not without it hurting something fierce like even I was defying its purpose....to stand tall.
Well shit!
I scratched my head wondering what in the hell am I supposed to do.
Pee on the wall and hope it gets in the toilet somehow?
No that sounds stupid.
Well whatever I'm supposed to do I better do it quick cause my bladder isn't going to hold its load for very much longer.
Maybe if I lean and prop myself against the wall it'll be enough to somehow angle the fucker down to aim at the bowl?
I tried to lean and prop myself against the wall and angle my hard on down and was forced to ignore the pain as I semi achieved my goal as I peed into the toilet.
Granted I didn't get all my urine into the toilet so I was forced to clean up what I missed.
With that nastiness done I looked down to see that pissing sort of helped as my morning wood no longer looked so angry but it was still going strong.
Maybe it needs a few extra minutes to go back to normal?
I pondered it for a moment I decided coffee was probably the best idea because all this thinking was beginning to make my head hurt.
I needed wakey wakey juice.
I walked out of my bathroom and out of my bedroom as I entered my kitchen.
I started making coffee before laying out my morning supplement's as I was forced to patiently wait for my wakey wakey juice.
While waiting, I decided to check on my email to make sure my video conference hadn't been moved or anything for work.
I know Becky told me to blow off work but it was with my boss and I'm pretty sure my boss is a guy.
Granted I've never met him as he has been my boss for the last seven or eight months and most of our conversations are over the phone or via email. Hardly have to do video conferences with him.
My boss's name is Carson Paulson.
And his voice has a nice timber tone to it.
So it was common sense Carson was a guy and shouldn't raise too many red flags.
Right?
I clicked on my mouse pad to wake up my laptop as it turned on nearly immediately to see I had my email open for work confirming my video conference was still slated for 9am.
Good, I still have time.
Once I confirmed my video conference, I walked back to the kitchen now that I saw my wakey wakey juice has finally finished brewing.
I poured myself a cup and grabbed my small handful of pills as I lightly sipped my coffee making the mistake I forgot it was piping hot instantly burning my tongue but couldn't spit it out with my mouthful of pills.
I looked down to make sure my morning wood had run its course confirming it had finally subsided but noticed a new predicament.
It seems my dick hadn't fully retreated to his normal position making my dick look small and shriveled.
What?
I'm grower not a shower.
Anyways my dick was in a relaxed state but he hadn't fully shrunk and instead was limply hanging seemingly partially deflated.
That was new!
I looked at my newly hanging fellow semi impressed as I looked and suddenly realized it must be the supplements that was making this happen.
I looked over at the supplement's and grabbed the bottle as I spoke out loud, "Why didn't I try you seven years ago when I lost my virginity?"
I lightly recalled the memory as the girl I lost my virginity kind of surprised me as she was one of my sister's friends..... Cassie Hudock.
She had walked in on me as I stepping out of the shower completing forgetting she had slept the night.
Naturally my dick, at the time, was in a relaxed state looking small.
She laughed at me teasing me saying it looked like a pimple claiming she had seen bigger.
Not exactly how a guy should lose his virginity.
Well I was used to fighting back with Cassie as it was our little game over the past few years.
I teased her back saying I had seen bigger boobs on my tablet causing her to get mad and flashed me her tits saying I've never seen tits in real life instantly making me drool.
Granted she wasn't exactly large as we both were still developing, I guess, but I'll admit it was my first time seeing tits....right in front of me.
Which caused me to grow and....well she changed her mind about my size.
She stripped and we fucked in the shower.....with no running water.
I smiled at the odd memory knowing my first time wasn't exactly conventional. Though looking back on it we should have at least worn some type of contraception. But I was young dumb and full of cum. And we weren't exactly using logic at that moment.
Naturally we had fucked like rabbits for a few months after that until Becky found out. They fought and had a falling out causing my free range of her friend to go dry as she quickly found a boyfriend and started ghosting me.
I shrugged at the memory with a grin as I kissed the bottle of supplements before setting it down with its comrades.
I moved off quickly making some toast putting something in my stomach until I finished off my coffee and went to shower so I could get ready for my video conference.
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