Our two tasty MILFs get back from the party that Mikey and Gav drove them to.
It was an utter fuckfest, Caroline and Debs were fucked senseless, literally. Debs got totally dick drunk and forgot her name at the end of it and Caroline got stuck into the vodka and ended up ordering some hot fucking outfits online that the lads were egging them on to wear next time.
They all get hammered, including Debs and Caroline, the place is full of empty crisp packets as they all got the munchies after necking down the vodka, beer and lager.
The two ladies got airtight at around 3 a.m. when the party got a bit out of hand, and the lads got really carried away. Plenty of pics were taken for everyone's amusement including a lovely one that Mikey gets framed of Caroline and Debs totally shitfaced, slumped on the two-seater gamers sofa in nothing but their stockings and suspender belts, their legs spread wide apart, pink pussies spread wide, their hair in a complete frizzy mess. Both of them have a tinny in their hands, which has tipped over and soaked into their greasy, crumb-stained stockings. Caroline has Gav's grubby mechanic's luminous green baseball cap on for some reason and some cheeky fucker has drawn a twirly black moustache on Caroline's face and a big dick on her forehead pointing upwards, not sure who, but he knows who he is! He has long since gone, along with Caroline and Deb's expensive watches, bracelets and wedding rings.
Debs' shoes are missing too, they've been swiped by the same bloke probably, for his girlfriend, although he had a shred of decency and hoofed on a pair of old rigger boots on her that he saw in the hallway. Fairs, fair, not sure sheer 15 denier stockings and a satin sussie belt go with them, but who am I to fuckin' say? The look might catch on! I doubt it though, with these posh, stuck up tarts!
Anyway, our freshly-fucked sleepy heads are snoring away in a pissed up stupor, probably dreaming of more cock and yummy, thick man sauce to feast on and lube up their lady bits.
As the lads lacked proper snack bowls, Deb's Navy Blue 42DD Satin Bustier was used as a snack dispenser throughout the evening. It's massive fucking tit size meant that one cup had nachos in it and the other had huge dollops of orange melted cheese sauce. Their satin panties (removed in about 2 microseconds by the ladies when they saw the cock on offer) had been stolen as well to be used as wank trophies for some of the lads to boast about and prove that they could nail posh cunt.
The best thing about the last piece of missing udderwear was Caroline's basque. One of the lads, the oldest one called Dave from the Paintballing company (from Episode 1) had some glow in the dark paint in the van and decided it would be a good idea to paint Caroline's expensive satin basque and classy black high heel shoes in matching green 'glow in the dark' paint! He is a shit handyman, in fact the only thing he is handy about is is handling his cock, so after spending a lot of time fucking Caroline up the shitter, he said he was going to make sure she passed the Health and Safety course next time and set her up with improvised High Viz Udderwear fuck gear!
So there we have it, these MILFs started out the day looking pristine, 24 hours later, they've both been fucked silly, had their panties stolen, and look a right fucking state. And one of them is glowing in the dark in a fucked up painted basque. Fuck, for two stuck up high and mighty posh birds, they snore really fuckin' loudly. Fuckin' hell, how uncouth!
Anyway, the lads are getting some well earned rest when a posh cunt's voice is heard, repeating the same thing, only getting louder and louder and louder, eventually everyone awakes from their post fuck booze-snooze induced slumber by a loud recording of a voice that is shouting over loud music:
"Michael, Gavin, would you be kind enough to fetch me more lube, my fudge tunnel is a bit tight tonight. Sorry, David."
The lads start to remember what they did. They took Caroline's mobile, recorded her lube request amongst other things and saved it as a ringtone, with the vibrate function turned up to maximum.
As the noise wakes everyone up, Caroline wakes up and her fanny starts to froth up and she starts to get horny again. The lads have only gone and stuck her 'phone up her twat!
"That's not fuckin; funny at all, you fuckin' cunts, how dare you." she shouts at them.
"Sorry Cunty!" the lads shout back.
"Still, better answer it love." Gav.
"No need, I've set it to auto answer on speakerphone after 10 rings! They piss themselves with laughter, all the noise begin to wake up Debs. She gets up off the sofa and has a little fart. Sounds a bit echoey though. Dave has only gone and stuck his beer bottle up her huge ass that he was drinking while he was rear ending her.
"You fuckers" shouts Debs.
At this precise time, Caroline's 'phone connects and it's her husband asking her when she's gonna get into work. He says:
"What was that darling, I thought I heard Deborah shout an obscenity. That can't be right, she is so classy and demure, just like you my love."
"Fuuuuuuk, I think I've got it, just one more pull, ahhhhhhhhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuckin' hell..." says Debs as she eases the bottle out only to be followed by a massive fart as the bottle exits her humungus MILFy ass.
"Excuse me, sorry everyone, that was a bit of a stinky one."
"What's going on?" says Caroline's useless wimp of a husband. Then the call cuts out and the line drops. Looks like Caroline's pussy juices are interfering with the 'phone's functionality.
"I'm going to freshen up in the Bathroom. A lady needs her privacy and I need to get this fuckin' 'phone out before I fry my beef curtains. Where is it?"
The lads are rolling around the floor in hysterical laughter. The trick worked perfectly, with an unintentional feature, her 'phone's Sat Nav starts up as she walks away from the sofa and a posh bitch's voice on the Sat Nav says:
"Please turn left."
Gav almost needs oxygen to recover from laughing so much. Mikey helpfully shouts out that Caroline is so fuckin' posh she's got the new TWAT NAV!
"Very funny, you useless fuckers. I need to get ready for work." says Caroline.
Debs has already started looking around for her clothes, her Navy Blue Bustier is fucked, someone even stubbed out a ciggy in the tit cup being used for the cheese. Her shoes have been stolen and she can't find her skirt. Caroline comes out of the bathroom muttering something about someone having, very neatly, stuck a folded up crisp packet up her ass. Must have happened when she was slumped over the sofa after Dave had a go shagging her up the ass, his speciality move of course!
Looks like Debs has left two massive tit prints on the glass coffee table where she was bent over being shagged by Dave late in the evening. Mikey pointed out that you could even make out the big nipple prints of the massive-knockered cake maker in the mess over the table.
"Right ladies, your clothes are fucked, we reckon you ought to hang out with us today, you can't go to work in that mess, we're not that mean, anyways, you are good fucks. 'Phone in sick and let's wait for your new clothes to arrive." says Mikey, taking charge of the messy cunts.
"What new clothes Michael?" says Caroline.
She and Debs are just stood there, looking like a right pair of skanks in just their stockings, sussie belts and of course Debs' rigger boots.
"Don't you remember, you piss head? You ordered up a few outfits online for our next session on next day delivery. All we need to is wait for the parcel to arrive, get some grub, have a bit of fun in the afternoon and you can go out tonight dressed up in your nice new outfits." says Mikey.
"What did we order? says Caroline.