Before reading, please plant tongue firmly in cheek.
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"What's the worst thing that could happen to you?" asked Frank. The five men were sitting on Frank's rear deck having a beer in the Sunday afternoon sun, leering at a 24 year old bombshell while their wives prepared the barbeque.
"I guess it would be if my dick was so small, I couldn't have sex," laughed Henry.
"Well, I haven't been getting much lately, so I guess it would be the loss of my right hand," countered a morose Greg.
"Hey, both those things must be true for Jimmy," laughed Dave.
But Jimmy wasn't listening. He was watching his wife Roxy's back porch, imagining what it would be like if he could get it bent over the workbench in his outdoor workshop.
Yes, Jimmy was the brunt of the neighborhood jokes, a small slight man, with a face resembling Arthur C. Newman from Mad magazine, and a body that looked like it was thrown together from spare parts. However, he had a mind that exuded ideas and words that sounded like a foreign language.
...And Jimmy had a secret, a very BIG secret, one that the women of the neighborhood appreciated...
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Jimmy married his virgin sweetheart, Roxy, right after graduate school. A beautiful 5'4" blonde, she wasn't overly interested in sex. It was his steeltrap mind that enthralled her. Sure, she knew sex was part of marriage but convinced herself it wouldn't be a problem... little did she know.
Their honeymoon was a disaster, he was simply too big for her. They tried everything, lube, fingers, oral, toys. Nothing worked... he just couldn't get it in. They came back from their honeymoon frustrated and disappointed.
Roxy knew he was hurting and tried everything to show her love for him. She loved to have him suck her tits and eat her pussy. She would come three or four times during one of their sessions, but she couldn't reciprocate. His member was even too large for her mouth. Instead, she would wank him with both hands, with her mouth just covering his cockhead. She would suck and swallow every drop of his cum. She loved him, y'know...
She began buying sex toys, dildos and vibrators, progressively larger ones, trying to stretch her pussy. These toys gave her a lot of pleasure, a lot of orgasms. In fact, just the sight of a cock-like toy could get her aroused.
...She was doing it to get a real cock in there, Jimmy's monster...
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They lived on a well treed, eight acre estate provided rent free by Jimmy's employer. The huge house had six bedrooms and a large swimming pool. That pool became a magnet for four local housewives and their children.
Jimmy was a stay at home employee, working for a fortune 500 company. His milieu was theoretical physics and mathematics so he didn't need to go to an office. All he needed was a good fast computer and a chalkboard. However, Roxy's neighborhood friends and their children were a noisy distraction so he regularly escaped to an old workshop at the other end of their property.
Even though those neighborhood couples thought Jimmy was a wimp, they felt obligated to invite him to their gatherings. After all, he was Roxy's husband and the wives owed Roxy big time for letting them use her pool. But the husbands had a different reason, they couldn't hide the lust for Roxy's beautiful 24 year old body, and they collectively schemed to get Roxy in a gangbang. And who could blame them? Their own wives were past it, mid-thirties with bulges in all the wrong places, their twats too loose from having two or three babies each.
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Gladys was the first one. She came over to Jimmy's workshop one afternoon with a defective waffle iron, asking if he could fix it. He invited her in, and while looking for some tools, tripped over a wastebasket and hit his head on the floor. Yes, Jimmy was a natural born klutz.
He awoke with Gladys kneeling over him, one knee on either side of his head. He was staring up her mini skirt at the longest gash he'd ever seen.
"Jimmy... Jimmy... Are you all right?"
He nodded and pulled her bare pussy into his mouth.
"No, Jimmy, noooooo..."
Never in her whole life, had Gladys ever had her pussy licked. She could feel his mouth exploring her slit, his tongue poking into her crevices, lips pulling on her labia, but when he sucked her big clit into his mouth, she totally lost it.
"Oh... oh... don't stop... oh... I'm cumming... CUMMINNNNNGG..."
And he DIDN'T stop. Again pushed his tongue deep into her vagina, rimming it. Yes, after three kids, this hole might be big enough. She had another orgasm, bouncing her sloppy pussy on his face. That was enough. He quickly got up and bent her over his workbench, sliding his cock up and down the inside of her very wet pussy lips. He jerked his cockhead past her opening, then slid down her very wet channel. Ahhhhh... he was in.
Gladys didn't understand what was happening until she felt her pussy lips stretch apart and a large foreign object penetrate her twat. Yes, it was a huge warm cock. It slid deeper, hitting her cervix, then slid past it, right to the end of her channel. Her husband could never reach that far. She froze, not knowing what to do. What could you do with a cock that completely fills you? But her words came out.