A college campus provides the setting where wants and desires are sometimes satisfied, and the people involved in this story are real, although the names have been changed to protect the absurd.
Submitted in the interracial category, but also would fit in the humor/satire or anal categories as well.
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Knock knock!
The loud rap at the door startled Felicia, who had been thoroughly engrossed in her studies for so long that her butt was almost stuck in the chair. She got up and went to the door and looked out the peephole, where her roommate Heather's boyfriend Raymond stood, looking around anxiously.
Raymond. Felicia's heart did a little skip as she fumbled with the chain on the door before opening it up.
Raymond. Heather's boyfriend for the last few weeks. Lucky Heather. Having the star of the Union College football team for a boyfriend was so awesome. Of course, Heather was so pretty that she would naturally end up with a hunk like Raymond.
There were no football stars lining up for her, Felicia thought glumly. They went for the girls with the smoking hot bodies, not for the chubby chicks like her. Maybe there was a hot body under the extra 25 pounds or so that Felicia was carrying around, but she would have to lay of the pizza for a while to find out, and that hadn't be easy to do.
"Hi Raymond!" Felicia chirped as the door swung open.
"Yo baby. What up?"
"Nothing much. Just studying. Uh - like Heather is at the library," Felicia informed Raymond. "She said she'd be there until it closed. Like around 9 or so, I guess. She's way behind on her term paper."
"Oh," Raymond said, checking his watch and looking around the room. "Actually, I didn't come here to see Heather. Mind if I come in?"
Raymond had asked to come in, but was already passed Felicia as he slid into the room, his eyes darting around the tiny room as he entered.
"Oh - sure," Felicia said, stepping aside as he walked in, and closed the door behind him.
The room was small as it was, but when somebody the size of Raymond came in, he really filled it. About 6'2" and at least two hundred pounds, he had a commanding presence about him, along with the aura of being a big man on campus.
Fact was, Raymond wasn't actually a star on the team. He had decent enough numbers, and Heather always raved about him, but the team wasn't very good, and he hadn't had that great of a year either, but he still carried himself with the smugness and arrogance that suggested he was a lot better than he actually was.
This was mostly lost on Felicia, who was always enthralled whenever he would come to pick up Heather. He was so big and so muscular, and so black.
To have a black boyfriend - now that was something that was so wicked cool, Felicia thought, as she looked at Raymond. The very idea of such a thing was so exciting to her, and so ultra hip that it sent a chill down her spine, even though she knew that would never happen to someone as ordinary as Felicia felt she was.
It didn't stop her from looking Raymond over in a nonchalant way. He was wearing a black satin sweatsuit like he often did, and Felicia remembered back to that day when he came by and he was wearing a tank top and biking shorts. Oh man!
"So how you been baby?" Raymond asked.
"Me? Uh - I'm okay, I guess," Felicia stammered, surprised that Raymond was talking with her, since he usually just grunted and nodded at her when they met. "Heather, like she's at the library."
"I know baby, you told me that. Like I said, I wasn't here to see her. I came here to see you."
"Me?" Felicia squeaked in a voice that reflected how she felt. "Why me?"
"I was thinking that you and me should get to know each other. Know what I'm sayin'?"
Raymond moved next to Felicia, and she could smell his manly aroma as he sidled up close.
"What? I mean, like what are you doing? You're Heather's boyfriend!"
"No baby," Raymond said in a low growl. "Heather and me - we been having some problems. Know what I'm sayin'? Things is bad. Here, why don't we relax a little bit?"
Raymond pulled a joint out of his pocket and fired it up, taking a deep drag off of it before handing it toward Felicia.
"I really shouldn't," Felicia said, shaking her head at the weed. "I've got a lot of studying to do."
"What's the matter baby? Don't you like me?"
"Uh - sure I do," Felicia said nervously.
"It's because I'm black, isn't it?" Raymond asked. "You afraid my black will rub off on you or something? Don't want to put your mouth on something a black man had in his, right?"
"No, that's not it at all," Felicia answered, and then reluctantly reached out and took the joint from Raymond and took a hit off of it.
Felicia never cared much for smoking weed, and only did it when she felt socially pressured into it, much like this instance.
"That's good baby," Raymond said, his hand on her plump shoulder. "Thought you might be a racist or something."
"No! I swear," Felicia said, choking a little at the harsh smoke in her lungs. "I love African-Americans like you. I mean, like Snoop Doggy is the bomb, and so is 50 Cent - and Will Smith is so awesome too."
"That's more like it baby," Raymond said. "I was hoping you were hip to the scene, because I'm really hurtin' right now, and I need a friend. I just came over to get the $20 Heather owes me, because she breakin' up with me."
"Oh! I'm sorry to hear that," Felicia said. "Hey, why don't I give you the money that Heather owes you, and she can pay me back later."
"That would be real cool," Raymond said. "That way she won't get the chance to break my heart again and disrespect me, because I don't think I could take that."
"I'm sorry that you two are through," Felicia said, and was genuinely sorry that he wouldn't be stopping by anymore, because he was awesome eye candy. "What did you say Heather owed you? 20?"
"Uh - $30," Raymond said as he looked over Felicia's shoulder as she dug into her wallet for another 10 dollars. "That's great baby. Now, you said Heather wasn't coming back until after 9?"