Can I first just complain about my name...? My wise parents had to pick Peggie, not Peggy which is much more common, so to confuse teachers, friends and government officials alike all my life... I just spell it out to them and say it's like 'veggie' but pronounced differently" which confuses them even more. And no, this is not a short form for 'Margaret' but stands for itself. But this insight is reserved for the brighter half of the population, I guess...
And, of course, my parents would not have thought of the other meaning of 'Peggie' -- the one who likes to peg (things into something)... what a serendipity of name choice, I tell you...
So... veggies, yes, those veggies...! I Can't have and get enough of these delicious forms of produce... When I was in kindergarten my mom had a garden in our backyard and I helped her as much as I reasonably could, such as by stomping over the plants, pulling out the good ones rather than the weeds or doing other helpful things that toddlers like to do... Watering the garden was always the most fun and I made sure to get myself so wet that it looked like I fell into the pool...
Harvest time was always special and I enjoyed the fresh veggies from our own garden a lot, after all, had I not 'helped' them grow...?
On my eighteenth birthday, I started to explore my body, in particular the parts where my parents had said 'no' or 'bad' to me for the past 18 years... I naturally realized how much pleasure it gave to me to rub my sex and insert a finger or two into my pussy... I soon was an expert masturbator who left out no chance to get myself come over the edge, I even could do this while school was in session and I was sitting in the last row so none of my classmates was able to see me...
A friend of mine once showed me her collection of sex toys, dildos and many other exciting things, and I was fascinated by all these options to make masturbation more interesting and exciting... What I did notice right away, though, is how similar these dildos were to certain vegetables, for instance cucumbers...
From then on I was hooked on the idea to use vegetables as my sex toys, I would not resent it at any moment, and when I had boyfriends later they sometimes inquired about my veggies in a box in the bedroom and I had to explain the story to them... Some of them might have gotten jealous of my cucumbers, eggplants or corn cobs...
Here is an overview of some of my most favorite things I use(or not) for personal pleasure. Before I write this I want to say that like with real meat, lubrication is important and while some folks may thing to use salad dressing may be most appropriate, I disagree and just use plain virgin olive oil (whether or not you are an actual virgin does not matter, really).
• Cucumbers: These are by far the best fuck toys around, they should not be missing in any sex collection. Few guys can match the length and thickness of a nice cucumber and you can be sure it will fill you up all the way and then some. You can certainly also use them for your back door, provided ample lubrication; for that purpose I recommend the kind that is more narrow at the ends and then getting thicker towards the middle part. Your anus will say thanks to you that way. Also note that the word 'cucumber' already contains the word 'cum' inside so your orgasm is virtually guaranteed with this perfect veggie sex toy!
• Corn cob: Doesn't this one look almost exactly like a hard cock? Even better, it has a studded surface so you get even more stimulation and pleasure than from a man, even if he should have put a studded condom on his dick -- I tell you, no comparison with corn! With lubrication it easily slides in and out of your pussy and ass, providing for a perfect sexual stimulation of either one of your lust holes. Some people swear that heating up the corn cob works even better but I honestly have my doubt about it. If you do it make sure it's not cooking hot as your intimate parts will likely suffer from that... With this one we also have a pretty obvious word play: corn cob sounds like porn cob, doesn't it? It reminds me of my high school days when some of us said 'porn dog' to the 'corn dog' that they served in the cafeteria...
• Carrot: While markedly smaller than a cucumber or a corn cob, the carrot is as versatile and has a nice ramp-in effect for anal penetration when you use the thinner end first. I recommend to peel the carrot first to make any entrance smoother and easier. Carrots can break so watch out and make sure you follow the tips below for "What if's"...
