Another tale in the ongoing adventures of a sedate couple in their sixties. Sedate apart from all the sex, that is.
This is a work of fiction in which all characters engaging in any sexual activity are over the age of eighteen. Some more than others. Like, waaay more.
So there we were, Marie, Angie and me, in the pub waiting for our meals to arrive that Sunday afternoon. Marie, my wife, was up to something but I had no idea what. Angie, her best friend, our shared lover and my recently acquired sex slave, seemed cheerfully oblivious to any scheming and, as she was Marie's usual partner in crime, I suspected that she and I might be the ones on the receiving end of whatever mischief my missus was plotting.
We were in the pub, rather than cooking at home because our Friday night out dancing somehow turned into something of a sex marathon when Marie invited two charming schoolteachers, Margie and Sue, back to our house for an intimate little orgy. They left on Sunday morning each of us having had sex with each of the others at least once. And, though we did squeeze in a visit to an adult store, the sex sort of took precedence over shopping for groceries on Saturday, hence Sunday lunch down the pub.
Marie and I had been married for over forty years and were into our sixties, and inviting women to have sex with us was a habit she had developed only over the last few weeks. At present we were both having regular intimate encounters with Angie, also in her sixties, Marie recently having cheerfully admitted she'd had female lovers as a student.
In addition to Angie, Margie and Sue, Marie and I had already entertained Jo, a gorgeous retired nurse, and Kate a lovely ex-copper in our beds and we had arranged to host a similar encounter with Megan and Sam the following Wednesday evening.
This was even more complicated than you might imagine; Sam, was christened Samantha about forty two years ago by her mum, Kate, yes that Kate, the ex-copper we screwed last week. In addition, Sam is married, though currently divorcing her husband. Apparently, being a knob-head is grounds for divorce. God help help most marriages if that news leaks out!
Even more of a problem though is Megan. She is also married, happily, to Charles, an old friend of mine. The issue is that while Megan is a little older than us, Charles is a lot older than her. He's also in poor health and has apparently been impotent for several years but is such a devoted husband that he has implored Megan to take a lover. To date she had refused, until Marie's made her offer to her group of six friends to open our bed to them on a rota basis.
Marie and I went to visit Megan and Charles and he, with some caveats, gave us his blessing for his wife to join our language classes. (Our cover story if anyone asks about our regular visitors on Wednesday evenings).
Anyway, back to the pub. Marie was sitting quietly while Angie and I bickered about some arcane plot twists in the latest film in the Star Wars franchise. (So what? We're both science nerds. Who are you to judge us?) I think that we were amusing some students at the next table who were obviously eavesdropping while we argued about the relative merits of light sabres over blasters as side-arms for non-Jedi combatants.
I think that we were all a little taken aback when Marie broke in. "I've been thinking about what you said, Geoff. About Angie's place in our relationship."
I glanced somewhat wildly around. Only the five young people at the next table had heard her comment but, oh boy, did their ears prick up. "Really?" I hissed. "Here? Now? This is when you decided to bring this up."
She grinned back at me. "At least I brought it up when we've got clothes on. Not like you."
Oh, God! She was in one of 'those' moods. I knew better than to even try to change the subject. It was easier to just go with it and ride the wave to shore, as it were.
Turning to Angie, Marie spoke gently. "Ange, darling. When you're with me and Geoff, who, what are you? You know? In relation to us? Lover? Friend with benefits? Sex toy?"
Angie looked pained. "You know that I'm no good at this stuff," she complained. "Why label it? If you're planning something fun, you invite me round, I'll turn up if I'm able and we have a good time. I'm okay with that."
"You were certainly happy enough when Geoff gave you your submissive's slave collar yesterday afternoon," my wife admitted. I winced at the expressions on the faces of the three young women and two young men hanging on our every word.
"Yes," Angie reflected fondly. "I might wear it tonight; if I'm invited to stay?" She hinted. "Then Geoff can force me to do all sorts of wicked things. I can hardly wait."
My wife smiled and nodded her agreement. Obviously they didn't even ask me. I noticed two of the girls at the next table were looking very thoughtful; one of them, a brunette, uncomfortably so from the way she was shifting in her seat.
Just then our meals arrived. We'd all ordered the traditional Sunday roast but I'd gone with pork, Marie with turkey and Angie with beef, apart from the meats though, the plates were piled high with the same mix of leeks, cabbage, cauliflower, carrots and potatoes all smothered in onion gravy and topped with a Yorkshire pudding. I got the waitress to fetch me another pint of IPA, the girls were already halfway through a bottle of white Rioja. God! But they were going to be a handful this afternoon.
I started to tuck in, praying that the combination of food and alcohol might divert Marie. "So," she continued. No, I didn't really think she'd let it drop. "As Geoff suggested while we watched Margie and Sue pleasuring you, I've been giving this some thought." The brunette's eyes widened even further. I hoped one of the guys was her boyfriend because someone was definitely going to get lucky that afternoon.
"I know you still do some part time consulting work, so you can't wear a slave collar all the time: so, what if we bought you an eternity ring to wear on your left hand? Like a cross between an engagement ring and a wedding band. It could be a shared experience." She grinned across the table at me. "You and I can choose it, Ange, and Geoffrey can pay for it." She gave another smile and returned to her lunch.
Angie's eyes were tearing up. So were the girls' at the next table. "Really, Marie? I'd be wearing your ring? Yours and Geoff's I mean?"
"Exactly sweetheart." Marie patted Angie's hand. "I'm still Geoff's wife so I get to live with him but, because you'd be our special girl, you could have sex with either of us without needing the other's permission. Even at your apartment. The other girls will still only be allowed to have sex at our place and only when it's their turn."
There wasn't even a pretence anymore that the kids at the next table were having a conversation amongst themselves. They were hanging on every word at ours. I mean, it sounded pretty raunchy to me, and this was my life Marie was describing!
Marie took another sip of wine, looking thoughtful. "But if you can have sex with us whenever you want, like this weekend, do you still want to do Wednesdays? Or should we add Margie and Sue?"
By now I think that the brunette was about ready to blow. The girl with the long blonde hair seemed to be breathing heavily too.
Of course, Angie, ever the problem solver couldn't resist. "Ooh! Ooh! This is exciting!" My shoulders slumped as I smiled feebly at our neighbours. They seemed to be regarding me with a horrified awe.
"How about this?" Angie was in her element. "You have another double bedroom; I could have that, you could have your bedroom and Geoff has the playroom. Then you could invite three women round each Wednesday and they could have an hour with each of us and you and I could have each other if Geoff's too knackered afterwards."