Chapter 7: Running late
Bunny was supposed to meet Cuckold Joe, her husband, in a bar, but he was running late. He called her up and said he'd be there in fifteen minutes, twenty tops. Bunny said "Fine" and hung up, but she wasn't fine. She was pissed off about it. To punish Cuckold Joe for his intolerable transgression, she decided to whore herself out to two Nigerian fellows who were sitting at a table by the window. They'd been checking her out ever since she entered the bar and sat her sweet ass down on the stool, looking like a million bucks in her skimpy white dress. She finished her drink in one fell swoop and approached them, leaning against the table in a spectacular pose.
"Hey guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but I couldn't help but to notice that the two of you have been staring at my ass for five minutes straight, and I was wondering if any of you have access to private property near by?"
One of the Nigerians was tall and muscular, the other one short and scrawny.
"I live near by," the scrawny one said. "Just down the block."
"Cool! It's fifty bucks a piece, provided we can leave right now."
The two of them took a good look at her. Then they started to laugh.
"Man, you called it!" the scrawny one said.
"I'm telling you, all the American girls! All of them!"
The scrawny-looking one was called John, and the big one said his name was Jean.
"So... John and John?"
"No, no, Jean."
"What did I say?"
"You said John and John."
"And you said...?"
"Jean. It's Jean."
"John and Jahn."
"John and Jean."
"Ah, John and Shaun!"
"Yes! That's it! Jean! What's your name?"