Dan and his wife had a wonderfully blissful Christmas featuring the incredible gift he picked up at that special boutique. Of course it didn't start out blissfully, there was a bit of resistance. Sure the package was wrapped nicely, but apparently Dan seemed a bit too anxious for his wife to open her present and that got her suspicious.
"And what have you gotten me this year, a skill saw?" she asked as Dan held the package out to her with a lecherous grin on his face.
"No, no hon, it's nothing like that. This is just for you, honestly."
She looked up at him dubiously and then slowly began removing the wrapping paper. As she unwrapped she noticed a sticker from the Hottie Boutique and once again became suspicious. "Hottie Boutique huh? So let's see, another one of those sex toys that's really for you, right?"
"You're wrong babe, I mean it is a sex thing but wait till you see it," Dan said hovering over her as she opened the box.
"What in the hell is this supposed to be?"
"It's a velvet wand, it is the most incredible thing," Dan said excitedly.
"And just how do you know about this?"
"Don't you remember when I told you about the lady in the Beemer?"
"Yeah, had a dead battery."
"Remember what I told you killed the battery?" Dan asked.
"Something that glowed purple, she... wait a minute now, you expect me to plug that into an electrical outlet and then hold it against my..."
"I tell you, it was driving that lady nuts. And at the boutique the women seemed really enamored over it."
"How does it work," she asked.
Smiling, Dan grabbed the base and plugged it in. He then took the wand and hooked up the attachment and the cord to it. He then looked over at her and said, "Watch this." He got up, turned off the lights and then turned on the switch.
The wand started up with the globe flickering with a purple glow. Looking closer they could see what looked like lightning bolts dancing about inside the globe. She looked at him and said, "And you want me to let that electricity..."
"Look, hold your hand against it. See, "he said, holding his hand against the globe. "It's kind of vibrating, maybe tickling a little."