This is a parody of a popular UK television show. It is written as a narrative for the show. It is not that heavy on actual sex stuff. (There is, just not a lot.) But it would feature a few things that allude to it.
The show is separated into
1. Studio Part, where they discuss the performance of specific missions.
2. Filmed Part, where they do specific missions.
~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.
~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.
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Geoff said, "Welcome back to the last part of Kinkmaster, we just saw a bunch of sex performers outwitted by a nerd, while being fooled by a cat. Little Ana Grace, the score for that task, please?"
Ana reported, "Axel only managed to keep her for 15 seconds, he came last. Simon only got her for 3 minutes. Then Ryu managed to get her for 4 minutes 20, so actually not bad. Carol got her in that super hot scene for 45 minutes. But Xenia had her napped there for about 3 hours. Xenia won a task for the first time! "
The crowd applauded, followed by Geoff saying, "Contestants, please go up to the stage for the final task of the show!"
Ana and the contestants went up to the stage. Ana stood on the right side and the rest of them were on the left side, holding up an A3 size whiteboard each.
Ana said, "Xenia, could you please read the task please.
Xenia read it, "Guess correctly how many points the special guest gets on her bingo card. Closest guess wins. 3 Bonus points available."
"So, remember the bingo card task earlier in this episode? So to help the contestants understand better what is to come for that, we are here to do a special round of that game, and hopefully, by completing this task, they can play that game more strategically in the remaining 3 episodes." said Ana.
The contestants nod, but who knows how much they actually understand?
"And to do so, we have to have a special guest as the test subject. So please welcome Malin, who you all knew from before."
As she said so, the gorgeous blonde woman walked out behind Ana from the right side of the stage, this time fully-clothed, even though she is visually impaired, she seems to have a good sense of her surroundings, and does not require a stick or someone to help her. She was dressed in a grey business suit and skirt, and black pantyhose. She waved to the crowd, with a smile on her face this time.
Ana said. "We have asked Malin to answer those questions we asked you before, for your bingo card. And just to refresh our memories, here are the questions we asked you and now her. And she clicked her tablet, the questions were shown on the big screen. Completed with the voices we heard during that task, but in a voice-over.
A/ Write down your biggest kink in a maximum of 3 words. Try to be as specific as possible.
B/ Make up a safeword.
C/ Write down a secret about yourself. Could be anything.
D/ And then write down numbers 1,2,3,4,5 in any order you like. No repetition.
Ana continued, "And this is her bingo card." The bingo card appeared on the screen:
Top left = Satisfy your biggest kink.
Top centre = [covered in scratchable]
Top right = Another contestant said your safeword.*
Middle left = [covered in scratchable]
Middle centre = Correctly guess 6 out of the 12 items written by your fellow contestants.
Middle right = [covered in scratchable]
Bottom left = Reveal your secret non-verbally.
Bottom centre = [covered in scratchable]
Bottom right = [covered in scratchable]
*If you said your safeword yourself, this grid would be voided.
"I hope this is clear so far. So for the live task," Ana is slowing down to say the next part very slowly, "Malin is going to talk for about 1 minute. She is going to give you some hints about her kink, her safeword and her secret. Your task is just to guess how many bingo points she would have got based on that talk. So in other words, how many lines she has completed on the bingo card."
Ana continued, "And to give you a big hint. She will not get the Middle-centre one because she will not guess yours, she is part of the production and she already knows what you have written. So the maximum point she will get is 4. Ok? So at this stage this is more or less just luck, so you can write down any number now if you want, but you should also pay attention to her talk, because for a bonus point each, we will also ask you to guess the three things she had to write down."
"It will become obvious. I promise. So without further ado, Malin, please take the stage."
Malin nodded, then started talking at a calm pace, "My biggest kink has been satisfied during today's show. Although it might not have been what you think. In fact, it might have been the last thing that you think it is. It is only 2 words that I wrote."
She paused here, then continued, "My safeword has also been said by someone in this episode, would you believe it? Oh it wasn't even in the previous task that I was in, just as I thought the possibility of it happening was shrinking smaller and smaller, there, someone just said it like that."
