Dale Fortune
The game show Fortune! hosted by Dale Fortune takes place in a sex-permissive society similar to ours but with constant opportunities to fuck.
{Ron Trimble, announcer, voiceover} - Welcome to Fortune! with your host Dale Fortune!
{Applause}
{Dale} - Our show is broadcast today from Sex City! The city that never sleeps! Los Vegas!
{Cheers}
{Dale} - please welcome my co-host, Dana Blanc!
{Whistles, applause as Dana smiles! her thousand-watt smile}
{Dale} - Dana, that's quite an outfit you have on today!
{Dana, whirling, showing off her curves in a shimmering showgirl top and micro-skirt} - Thanks Dale! It's a gift from our host, Mansa Devi Fertility Casino! The same outfit worn by all their showgirls and cock-tail waitresses!
{The outfit exposes her shoulders, tits and stomach. In fact, it only partially covers her stomach and pussy, triangle panties with a thin cord running between her pussy lips, showing her camel toe in the flesh.}
{Dale, smiling} - Very popular with their patrons, I imagine. Ron, would you introduce our contestants?
Contestants are standing behind three transparent podiums, wearing nothing but shoes.
{Ron} - Sure thing Dale! Contestant number one is Marci, a Housewife from Toledo. With her three polyamory husbands and seven children, she spends her time between home and a sex-shelter where she helps the homeless get off!
{Applause}
{Dale} - Marci, tell us about your good work at the shelter?
{Marci, a well-rounded milf with a pleasant motherly face and dark puffy nipples} - Sure Dale! It's a serious problem in many cities. Homeless persons have little access to sex. At the shelter we provide blowjobs and hand jobs to anyone who comes in our door! Once their sexual needs are satisfied, you'd be surprised at the change in attitude. Violent assault is down eighty percent in neighborhoods with sex-shelters! I encourage anyone to volunteer!
{Applause}
{Dale} - I appreciate the good work you do in Toledo. I hope other cities soon provide similar services!
{Ron} - Contestant number two is Constance, a student at Pittsburg University of Sex, Sensuality and Youth!
{Applause}
{Dale} - Constance, what are you studying Pussy U?
{Constance, a fertile college woman of 23, wineglass tits and a little baby-fat over her tummy} - I study the history of deviancy! I'm majoring in public humiliation.
{Applause}
{Dale} - an interesting history, I'm sure! What can you tell us about deviancy and humiliation?
{Constance} - the Aztec and Toltec performed ritual sex-shaming of slaves captured in battle! They would tie them bent over poles in public forums, permitting all who passed to fuck them at their pleasure. They might be fucked hundreds of times in one day!
{Dana, a closeup of her licking her lips} - That sounds like fun!
{Constance} - often they died of dehydration, fluid loss from hours of squirting!
{Dana, making a wry face}
{Dale} - our contestants are kept well-hydrated folks! No risk of sex-exhaustion on our program!
{Laughter}
{Ron} - Contestant number three is Dominic, a therapist from California! When she's not mutual masturbating with clients she hang-glides and scuba dives!
Dominic is very tall, with a sculpted athlete's body. She wears stiletto heels that accentuate her calves and butt.
{Dale} - Dominic, I imagine hang-gliding is quite exhilarating! I don't know if I could do it.
{Dominic, grinning} - well Dale, you can get started by gliding with a coupled partner! Harnessed to an expert pilot, you are perfectly safe! And you can't imagine the thrill of cumming a thousand feet over Torrey Pines!
{Dale} - I'm sure! Ron, are our Contestants ready?
{Ron} - yes Dale! All three of our contestants today have been fitted with a micro-pulse Cum-master! Smooth and comfortable, a Cum-master dildo vibrates in three dimensions, providing the maximum in sexual stimulation!
{Dale} - as you all know, each time a contestant misses an answer, Dana will increase the level of dildo vibration. Cum and you're out of the game!
Ron, what prize does one lucky contestant win today?
{Ron} - Well Dale, the lucky woman who lasts the longest will be personally fertilized by our Host Dale Fortune!
{Audience cheers; Dale acknowledges with a small smile and nod}
{Ron} - Also she will win a weekend for three in Los Vegas at the famous Mansa Devi Fertility Casino!
{Applause}
Finally, any children she bears in the next ten months after shooting will be provided with an all-expense-paid education at the college of their choice!
{Applause}
{Dale} - Are we ready to begin?
All three contestants nod, put their hand over a prominent button on their podium.
{Dale} - Our first question is a toss-up.
In what order were the telephone, telegraph and fax machine invented?
{Constance, first to hit her button} - Telegraph, telephone, fax machine!
{Buzzer sounds; Dana touches a control on her board; Constance frowns, then eyes widen} Oooh!
{Dale, with a shake of his head} - incorrect Constance! Careful! The Cum-master is hard to ignore! Any other answers?
Two other contestants pause, then Marci hits her button.
{Marci, hesitantly} - Telegraph, fax machine, telephone?
{Buzzer sounds; Dana touches a control; Marci jumps from her Cum-master starting to buzz in her cunt} Shhiiii...
{Dale} - Incorrect! Dominic, would you like to try?
{Dominic - hitting her button confidently} - Telephone, telegraph, fax?
{Buzzer; Dana again smiles a wicked smile, touches the third control; Dominic squeezes her legs together, leans on podium, looking Dana right in the face, smiles a delicious smile, not really sorry to be wrong}
{Dale} - the correct answer is, fax machine, telegraph, telephone. The fax machine was invented in China using wax cylinders that would be impressed with Chinese characters. Rotating the cylinder, a pen connected to a make-and-break switch would signal a pen on the other end to tap out a picture of the characters on a paper drum. Chinese has too many characters to be transmitted efficiently over telegraph!
{Audience responds with Ohhhh!}
{Dale} - Constance, your lead. The most significant sex organ in men is the testes, providing hormones and ultra-sensitive to touch and motion. What is the most sensitive sex organ in women?
{Constance, confident} - The clitoris!
{Buzzer; Dana does her thing; Constance is nearly doubled over by the Cum-master. She puts both hands to her crotch, closes her eyes.
{Dale} - it's anybody's?
{Dominic buzzes in} - the G-spot!
{Buzzer; Dana is fast on the board; Dominic's breathing deepens, and she gets a dreamy expression.}
{Marci, hitting her button without being prompted} - the brain!
{Dale} - Correct! In women the most sensitive sex organ is the brain, which responds to words, scent, pheromones by sensitizing the clitoris and vagina at the merest suggestion of sexual relations.
Marci, you have...
{Constance interrupts, agitated, distracted, breathing hard. Scrubbing both hands over her groin, massaging her clit, she stands with knees bent and separated, back bowed, bent over her sex, grunting.} - Gggahhhhhh!
{Constance steps from behind her podium, tilts her pelvis to aim her bare cunt at the audience, spreads herself with both hands, leans back and begins pumping her hips and squirting surprising arcs of fluid into the air to land splatting on the stage. Her pink remote-controlled vibrator erupts from her vagina, arcs across the stage, bounces into the audience. Constance continues to geyser girl-cum on the stage in a splattering display of sexual release}
{Ron} - and we have our first orgasm! Constance has cum and becomes our first contestant out of the competition!
{Dale} - Constance! I haven't even asked the question yet! And only at level two!
{Constance, breathless, red-faced, ashamed} - Sorry Dale! I'm an exhibitionist, and just standing up here being filmed, on TV in front of the studio audience and millions of viewers, well, I couldn't take that for long!
{Dale} - this would be a good time to take our first commercial break! We'll be back after these important messages!
The theme music swells as camera and makeup people swarm the stage.
{Dana, taking Constance in hand, supporting her with one arm} - come with me honey! We'll get you cleaned up!
Dana can be overheard arranging a date for later with Constance, who flashes a happy grin at the audience as they exit the stage.
The professional mop crew wheels out a cleanup cart and begins sluicing Constance's juices around while Dale reviews his notecards, preparing for the second act.
Dale is thinking about the old days, when it was just him and Dana at a local TV station, fresh out of college, making content for a local market. Data would personally lubricate the contestants, insert the dildoes, turn them from 1 to ten as questions were fielded. And when the winner was chosen Dana had used her sucking skills to get Dale ready for the final act. Those were the days!