"Hiya, big boy," she said sitting down beside me on the beach. "Mind if I share your sunshade?"
"Of course not, gorgeous," I replied. "Are you going to sit on my towel or my lap?"
"On your towel, of course. How can I admire the bulge in your shorts if I sit on it?" she asked.
"You say the nicest things. You have a couple of rather splendid bulges yourself that I'd like to get to grips with."
"You like them? I was worried that my costume was too small. What do you think?"
"Just right! Plenty of luscious bare curves to ogle and the hint of a nipple sets it off to perfection."
"Yeah, well if I go in the sea you'll notice more than just a hint."
"I must remember to get you soaking wet someday so I can check them out."
"I think I'm getting wet already, big boy," she said, sitting cross-legged and giving me a great view of the tiny crotch of her bikini thong.
"Doesn't show yet so I'll have to work on you a bit more."
"Please do. Don't you feel a little cramped inside those bathers? I mean, is there a danger that something might burst out if you look at me for too long?"
"Definitely! If I were not wearing this you'd know exactly what I thought of your appearance without asking."
"Wow, would it stick right up?"
"The word flagpole comes to mind!"
"Get it out and let me hold it for you!"
"Unfortunately this is not a nude beach so it looks like we're both out of luck."
"No, you're in luck. I can take off my top, if you don't object. It's not hiding much anyway and I do so hate those tan lines."
"I'll try not to object. The exact shape of your breasts is on display anyway; only your nipples retain some secrets."
"Not for much longer!" She whipped off her top with a flourish and thrust her bare breasts towards me. "What do you think of them?" she asked.