The story continues, but Jacob is now the narrator!
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"If you hadn't ended it, who do you think would have won?"
I looked at Alex, and like me, I could tell that he was reluctant to answer Ryan. Trying to have sex with my Mother had been a dismal failure, and it must have been the same for him with his.
"I think it would have been Jacob."
I was pleased that Ryan had picked me, but I didn't share his confidence. And I could see that Alex wasn't happy.
"Why do you say that?"
There was irritation in his voice.
"Because your Mother is a lady."
That calmed him down, but it raised my blood pressure. Yes, Alex's Mother was indeed a lady, but the implication of what Ryan had just said, was that mine wasn't. I stormed off, slamming the door on my way out.
Five minutes later, Ryan called me.
"Sorry. I should have kept my big mouth shut."
I sighed, and then I said, "And I guess I should have stayed."
"My Mother says you owe her for a new door."
Then he laughed, and I joined in. We then ended the call, and I headed back to Ryan's place.
That evening, while I was in my room, I thought about the bet. When I had made it, I was confident that I would win. She would give in without much resistance, but I hadn't liked Ryan implying that. She might not be a lady, but she was a good Mother.
The next day, I went to see Alex.
"You never said, but how far did you get?"
"What do you mean?"
"With your Mother. I guess it was the same as me, a big fat zero."
"Yes."
My question had taken him by surprise, and for a brief moment, before he had answered, he had looked worried, as if he was hiding something.
"Was it her tits?"
"I told you, we didn't do anything."
I could tell that I had hit a nerve, but badgering him wouldn't make him talk. However, a softer approach might.
"How long have we known each other?"
"Forever."
It did feel like that. We started school together, and within days we were best friends. Since then, we had told each other all our secrets. I was now waiting for him to tell me about his Mother.
Fifteen minutes later, he had finished. I couldn't believe it. For most of the time, I was either shaking my head in disbelief, or staring at him, open-mouthed.
"And that's all of it."
I muttered, "You lucky bastard."
That got a wry smile from him.
"You did all the things to her, that I wanted to do to my Mother," then I sighed, before adding, "But all I got from her was a fat lip."
When I left, his Mother was in the kitchen. I was thankful for that. I would have found it difficult looking at her, without imagining her being fucked by her Son. And worse, she might realise what I was thinking.
That evening, while I ate with Mother, I kept thinking about what Alex had told me. I was still finding it hard to believe. He hadn't just had her tits or pussy. He had fucked her, and he was still doing it. I was deeply envious.
At eight, Mother went out.
"I'm not going to be back until late."
"OK, but don't get drunk."
"Yes dear," then she laughed.
At times, we were like an old married couple. But without the sex.
My Father had died when I was fourteen. Hit and run. The driver was never caught. I would like to believe that it had been a Mafia hit, but it was just a tragic accident. Since then, it's been the two of us, apart from Mother's occasional boyfriends. The last one was nearly four months ago, so she must be ready for another one. When she finds him, he will be the love of her life. But it won't last!
I was woken up by Mother. I looked at my phone, and then I groaned. Five minutes past one. Coming in late wasn't a problem, but why did she always have to sing when she was drunk? I burrowed my head into the pillow, waiting for her to stop. Eventually she did, but I was now wide awake. Why couldn't she be more like Alex's Mother?
They were like chalk and cheese. His was always demure. Well dressed and polite. And she never flirted with me, or his other friends. Mine was loud, often saying inappropriate things. And some of her clothes left little to the imagination. They might have different personalities, but physically they were very similar. Both of them having bodies that attract men. However, Alex's Mother did her best to hide hers, while my Mother's was always on show. If you were to bet on which one of them would end up having sex with their Son, it would be mine. But you would lose!
On Tuesday, I went to the park with Alex and Ryan. I was itching to ask Alex something, but I wanted to wait until we were alone. When Ryan left us, I was hesitant, but I decided it was best to just jump in.
"Will you help me with my Mother?"
"What do you mean?"
Thinking about it had been easy, but having to say it, was more difficult than I thought it would be. I took a deep breath, and then I blurted it out.
"I want to sleep with her."
"That's easy. You just get into bed with her, and then you close your eyes."
"That's not what I meant. I want..."
I stopped, because he was grinning. Then I waited, hoping that he would now give me a sensible answer. He took his time thinking about it, before he spoke.
"It will be difficult. What you mustn't do is just go for it. You have to take it nice and slow. Don't just grab her tits."
I winced. I had tried that, and it had got me a slap across my face.
"The problem with you Jacob, is that you are too good looking. You don't have to work hard to get a woman. But this time it's different. You are going to need more than just your pretty face if you want to fuck her."
He had made it sound as if all I had going for me, was my appearance. However, he did have a point. I was vain enough to know that I was handsome. And most of the time, that was enough to get me what I wanted.
"OK, but what do you suggest?"
"Where is she now?"
"At home. Probably in the garden sunbathing."
It was hot, and she did like to maintain her tan. And, if she was doing that, then I would bet big money, that she was wearing a very small bikini.