I woke up pretty late the next day... a little after 12 noon according to my alarm clock.
I laid there thinking back to the crazy things that had happened the night before... how 6'4" my ex con uncle got shit-faced drunk off cheap beer and let me blow him his first night out of the slammer.
I could still taste remnants of his putrid jizz in my mouth, and I could see it dried up all over my hands and forearm.
Yea, it was hot AF, but now things were probably going to be awkward around the house.
I took a quick shower and headed to the kitchen since I could smell breakfast being made.
Pancakes, eggs, and sausage.
Apparently mom woke up late too, and decided to cook enough for all of us.
"Good morning, Chaddy-bear" said mom with a smile on her face.
"Good... good morning, mom," I said with a self conscious hesitation.
In my head, she knew I had her older brother's Dick down my throat last night...
Did she know that her 18 yo twink of a son had just rinsed off the dried up remains of her older brother's jizz from my hands, face, and hair???
And where was Uncle Joe?
Did he say something to her?
I had so many questions...
"I cooked enough for you, me, and Joe, but he left this morning to go look for work and finish the day off at one of his court-ordered classes," she continued."
"He caught the bus there, but I told him you could pick him up from the county courthouse building at 8p when his class is over since it would be dark and he doesn't quite know his way around town yet."
"Oh, okay," I replied.
I had butterflies in my stomach wondering what it was going to be like to see him later today.
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All throughout the day I couldn't stop the scenes from playing over and over in my head.
Uncle Joe on his back with his huge, throbbing uncut Dick hanging out of the slit of his prison-issued boxer briefs writhing in agony as I went to town on it.
His big lemon-sized low-hanging balls contracting and pulling up into him as I throated his massive hog.
Over and over the scenes played, and now I was headed to the county courthouse in my little Ford Focus to pick him up.
Lucky for me I didn't have to drive around and around looking for parking as I was anticipating. Nor did I have to pay for parking.
There was a spot right up front by the door... and not a handicap spot, either.
I had about 30 minutes to spare so I watched a few Brad Mondo videos on YouTube and eventually found myself down a Tik Tok rabbit hole when I looked up and saw people leaving the courthouse.
I was pretty sure this was Uncle Joe's group because everyone coming out either had prison Tatts like him or had that "look" that some people have when they've recently left the pen.
You know, it's a certain way they walk and carry their hands.
This was probably his group.
After about a dozen people left, there he was... my Uncle Joe the ex-convict.
Standing at 6'4" with that shaved head, tanned skin, athletic physique...bulging biceps and Tatts all over.
Oddly wearing the same faded Pepsi shirt he'd put on when he got out of the shower last night.
I flashed the high beams to catch his attention.
He looked in my direction and flashed that toothy grin---complete with the missing tooth--and headed my way.
I unlocked the doors and he ducked down to cram his huge frame into the mini automobile.
"He Kiddo!" He said as he rubbed the top of my head with his huge hand... messing up my hair in the process.
"Hey Uncle Joe, how... how was your meeting... errr... your... class?" I said fumbling over my words clearly showing how nervous I was to see him after last night.
"Bud, it's bull shit but it's what I have to do to remain a free man. They piss tested us tonight for drugs and alcohol... so there's that," he said.
He went on to explain that he knew about the drug testing but didn't know they would or COULD test for alcohol in urine. Apparently they let him slide this one time, but that his drinking days would have to wait a few months until he was finished with this part of the program.
Guess that meant no more slamming cases of beer for Uncle Joe.
He also mentioned that he got a job with a temp agency doing general labor that starts the next day.
Our ride home was less awkward than I'd imagined it would be.
Would he apologize for what happened?
Would he ramp it up a bit and flirt more?
Neither, the dude went on with small talk as if nothing had happened the night before.
... and I wasn't going to bring it up either.
As we turned on our street my heart skipped a beat... there was an 18-wheeler in front of our trailer... DAD's 18 wheeler.
I know it sounds kinda silly to be nervous about dad being home, but I was.
Like... running in to mom this morning after last night was one thing, but dad is different.
Nothing gets past dad.
For as long as I can remember, dad could look me in the eye and know what I'd done something wrong.
This was going to be a disaster.
Also, dad wasn't too happy about mom's brother moving in.
For one, he was going to have to clear out the room he uses to store the crap he plans to fix and sell...
Then, there would be another mouth to feed.
And finally, dad felt some kind of way because Uncle Joe was a convicted felon.
Anyway, I pulled around and into the driveway.
"I finally get to meet your dad!" Uncle Joe said with excitement. If only he knew dad didn't want him living there with us.
We got out and walked in.
Dad was sitting on the couch watching sports news on ESPN, mom was in the kitchen doing what mom does the most: cooking.
Uncle Joe walked in and made a b-line for dad with his hand extended.
"Hey man, nice to finally meet you.... well... not meet you, but see you after all this time!" Uncle Joe said.
"Hey Joe, congratulations on making parole," dad said in one of the blandest, shadiest ways.
I could tell it kinda hurt Uncle Joe's feelings.
From there he went over to mom who was stirring dinner in the pots on the stove.
He rubbed her head with his hands like he'd done me earlier, and gave her a big hug from the back.
"Not now, Joe! I'm cooking!" she said as if she was annoyed.
"Hey uncle Joe, let's go catch some TV while mom finished up," I said.
So there we were: me, dad, and uncle Joe watching ESPN.
I clearly had no interest in doing so since I'm not into sports of any kind, but I figured it was necessary i stay there with dad and uncle Joe to keep everything cool.
After about an hour, mom was calling us over to the dining area of the trailer since dinner was FINALLY finished.
Apparently she was trying to make this a special meal since it was technically Uncle Joe's first real dinner out of the slammer.