My Lifelong Birthday Tradition, #01
"My name is Scott. Born in 1994 on July 26th, today is my 30th birthday. Happy Birthday to me!"
After having experienced nine, wonderful years of very happy birthdays, thanks to my family, my extended family, my friends, and my co-workers, I continued with my Happy Birthday, celebratory tradition on my 30th birthday.
Instead of receiving slaps on my ass equal to every year of my age, and with one for good luck, I've always had a quite a different birthday tradition. I recommend any man to try my birthday tradition. Trust me, it will change your life for the better.
Whenever a woman, whether it was my wife, my mother, my sister, my aunt, my cousin, my grandmother, and later, my mother-in-law and my sister-in-law, asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told them. I not only told them what I wanted for my birthday but also, I told them in great detail. At first, they all acted the same way. They were shocked by my birthday request until a flash of sexual arousal took hold of their face and they relented.
At first saying it as a joke while never thinking that any woman, other than my wife would go along with what I told them that I wanted for my birthday, surprising me, every woman indulged me and granted my birthday wish. Astonishing but true, not having to ask them twice, and never having to beg any of them, they all gave me what I wanted for my birthday. My sexual fantasies coming true, I couldn't believe that every woman that I asked, agreed to give me what I wanted for my birthday.
"Happy Birthday to me," I said out loud for no one to hear!
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Perhaps, because I'm a 6' 4" tall, dark, handsome, and well-built man with lots of muscles, women are happy to give me what I asked them for on my birthday. Every year, with them all knowing what to expect me to ask for my birthday, my date of birth wish was always the same. Every year, when women asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told them, surprisingly and sexually excitingly, every woman that I asked happily obliged me.
Shocking me, every woman that I know has humored me in my unusual birthday requests and allowed me to repeat my celebratory tradition. I looked forward to my birthday every year as there were always new women to participate in what I wanted them to willingly and consensually do on my birthday. With great sexual anticipation, an understatement, I looked forward to my birthdays as if they were Christmas morning and I'm a child looking to see if Santa put presents under the Christmas tree.
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First of all, I love women. I'm especially sexually attracted to older women with big breasts. My favorite body parts of a woman's body, I love women with big tits.
Every year I have a birthday party with only older, big breasted women invited to celebrate my birthday. Of course, I invited my newly wedded wife, Christine, my mother, June, my sister, Gwen, and my grandmother, Mary. I also invited my aunt, April, my cousin, Linda, my mother-in-law, Charlotte, and my sister-in-law, Cassie. I invited eight family and extended family women to celebrate my birthday.
Actually, every year, I have two birthday parties. I have one birthday party with my family and extended family around noon, and another birthday party with my close female friends, my female neighbors, and my female co-workers in the evening. I invited my female friends Barbara, Gina, and Susan, my female neighbors, Carol, and Tina, and my female co-workers, Maureen, and Terry, to my second birthday party in the evening. The entire day was celebrating the birth of me.
Even after they're aware of my birthday tradition, as if it was a game that we played, they still innocently asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I guess, for them to think that they're not whores, they needed me to say it. As if I was going to change my mind, year after year, I told them what I wanted for my birthday. Every year what I wanted was the same thing. Shocking but true, surprising me as much as they sexually excited me, they all agreed to grant me my birthday wish.
With this year a banner year, I invited 15 women to celebrate my 22nd birthday and to participate in my annual, birthday tradition. It all started nine years ago with my 45-year-old MILF of a mother, June, on my 21st birthday. With her being a morally modest and a church going woman, she innocently asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Daring myself to do so, while not knowing anything about her sexual past, I told her what I wanted while hoping that she'd grant me my birthday wish.
Yet, this was my mother, and I was her son. If I asked her to grant me such a birthday wish, she may ask me to leave her house. She may ask me to have my head examined. I had no idea how my mother would react to my birthday request. Yet, I hoped she'd grant me my birthday wish.
Nevertheless, not thinking that she'd agree to my unusual request, ready to laugh it off as a joke if she refused my birthday wish, my mother surprised me. After thinking about it for a week while considering my shocking wants and needs, unbelievably and sexually excitingly, she honored my birthday wish. I couldn't believe that my MILF of a mother agreed to give me what I had asked her to give me for my birthday.
'Wow,' I thought! 'Happy Birthday to me,' I thought again.
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The next year, on my 22nd birthday, after my mother granted my birthday wish last year, I asked her to give me what she gave me last year as my birthday gift again this year. I hoped to make this a yearly tradition. This year, taking my birthday wish to the extreme, now that I was married, I included more women to celebrate my birthday. Along with my mother, June, I included my wife, Christine, my big sister, Gwen, my aunt, April, my cousin, Linda, my grandmother, Mary, my mother-in-law, Charlotte, and my sister-in-law, Cassie in my birthday celebratory tradition.
Again, surprising me, when they all asked me what I wanted for my birthday, in the way that I told my mother, I told my wife, my sister, my aunt, my cousin, my grandmother, my mother-in-law, and my sister-in-law. Daring myself to do so, I told them all what I wanted for my birthday. I never thought that any of them, except for my wife, would go along with my birthday request in the way that my mother did last year. Surprising me, they all agreed to give me what I had asked them to give me for my birthday.
'Oh, my God. This is unbelievable. I don't believe this,' I thought. 'Thank you, Jesus!'
I couldn't believe it. Shocking but true, eight, older, and busty women agreed to give me what I wanted for my birthday. I'll be masturbating over this birthday party for the rest of my horny life.
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It all started with my mother last year.
"With your 21st birthday next week, what would you like for your birthday, Scott," asked my mother innocently?
With her unaware that I had a secret, birthday agenda, she smiled at me with love, affection, and devotion. I returned her motherly smile with my look of love, affection, and devotion. Only, in the way that she stared at my face, I stared at her huge, double D cup breasts through her sheer and sexy nightgown.