Much of Noah's plan hinged on him getting matched with Experiment 32 on a consistent basis. So when he woke up the next day and checked the roster for the day's Game, his heart sank a little. It was teams of three, and neither of his partners were the blood-bending woman. Instead, today he was to hit the Run with Larka and Fidget. Not a bad team by any means, but memories of the last time he'd been on a team of three pressed down on him. That disaster was the whole reason Nala wanted to rip him a new one.
WIth those thoughts in his head, he scanned the rest of the roster. Nala was matched up with Pontiff and Abbess, while Experiment 32 was with her usual partners Quirrel and Iago. A team to watch out for under any circumstances. Noah tapped the tablet with his finger.
Hopefully if 32 has to take me out she'll at least do me the courtesy of making it quick.
He got dressed, and tapped the button to open the door to his quarters. He was immediately bowled over by a vibrating someone as they lunged through the door. Noah wound up flat on his back, the slender form of Fidget sitting square on his hips. "Hi!" she chirped. "I knew you'd get up eventually! All I had to do was wait!"
Noah fought to suck air into his throat. "To do what, break all my ribs?" he wheezed.
"No, silly. To say hi!" As fast as she'd taken him to the floor, Fidget hopped up, tugging him upright. "Nothing like a bright and cheerful hello to get the day started off the same way!"
"I...what?"
It was then he noticed Larka lurking in the hallway, the fraskarian's expression tired but bemused. "She does this every time you get matched up with her. You may as well get used to it, finyan."
Fidget beamed at the both of them. "Larka, you're such a grump. There's literally no downside to waking up early!"
"I can think of a few, small one," Larka rumbled.
"I don't wanna hear 'em!" Fidget spun around and flounced out of the room. "Come on! We should eat breakfast and strategerize. That's a word now!"
Noah watched her go. "Does she have, like, an IV drip of coffee by her bedside or something?"
Larka chuckled. "I cannot pretend to know. She does have a point, though. We should eat to gain strength for today's fight."
They caught up to Fidget, who was bouncing on her heels at the end of the hall. As soon as they did, she was off like a shot again, skipping across the Atrium down the hallway to the Cantina. As they followed, Experiment 32 and her partners emerged from their own hallway. 32 put on a turn of speed as she saw them, moving to walk abreast with them. "Oy, Thirty, where you going?" Quirrel called after her.
"Mind your own business," 32 shot back over her shoulder. She tapped Noah on the shoulder. "Let's talk."
"I'll catch up," Noah said to Larka. The fraskarian nodded and left as 32 pulled Noah aside into the opening of one of the hallways. "Guess we're going to have to wait to start putting out the messages," he sad.
"Maybe not." 32 shot a quick glance towards Quirrel and Iago, who were shuffling towards the Cantina. "There's no reason we can't put down the messages like we planned even if we're not partners. We'll just have to be more surreptitious about it. Try to sneak away from the other two and scuff it into the dirt with your boot heel or something. I'll use my hemo powers on my end."
Noah nodded. "Sounds good."
32 patted him on the shoulder, then turned and walked away, going to meet back up with her partners. As she left, Noah's eyes flicked down the strong muscles of her slender back to the slight swell of her rear in the tight bodysuit. He shook his head. Now wasn't the time for being a perv. That would possibly be later, if Larka's offer still stood.
Now that he knew how the systems worked, Noah went a bit more zealous with his choice of breakfast. The food machine - he didn't know what else to call it - cooked up a perfect three-egg omelette with breakfast potatoes and coffee. As he took the tray over to the table where Fidget and Larka sat, the smell alone made his mouth water. He thought back to his conversation with 32 the day before, their back and forth musings about whether or not this was reality or an elaborate simulation. If it was a simulation, was it like The Matrix where the food he ate wasn't real, but his mind made it smell and taste good? And if that was the case, what had happened to his actual body? Was he wasting away in some placenta-looking pod? He didn't think so. If he was, he'd feel ravenously hungry as his mind tried to shake him out of whatever catatonic state his body was in. At least, that was his theory. If not, well, in a few weeks he'd go to sleep and not wake up as his body ran out of muscles and tissue to cannibalize to keep him alive. The thought was abjectly terrifying, but he forced himself to pick up a spork and eat.
"You look like you're pondering some very not fun things!" Fidget said, her loud voice cutting through his thoughts like a knife through butter. "Or that you've seen a ghost!"
Noah started, realizing that he had gone still with a bite of food halfway to his mouth. "Erm."
"If you're not gonna eat that bite, I'd like to try it!" Fidget leaned in close to the mixture of egg, tomato and cheese on Noah's fork. "I've never seen anything like that!"
He did a double-take. "You've never had an omelette?"
"The heck's an omelette?"
"This." Noah waggled the spork under her nose. "It's eggs cooked in a pan with vegetables and cheese and such. How have you never had an omelette?"
"I grew up on a colony!" Fidget said, her big eyes blinking at him. "We didn't have anything that laid eggs. Can I try it?"
Noah took her own spork from her and sawed off a chunk of the omelette with the side before spearing it and offering it to her. "Be my guest."
"Yay!" Fidget chomped down on the whole thing with gusto, yanking the spork out of her mouth with a sucking noise. She chewed with gusto, her eyes rolling from side to side. "Weird texture," she mumbled through a mouthful of food. "But very tasty! You've got to show me how you get it made!"
Noah cut off another small piece for himself before pushing the plate in front of her. "Sure. You can have the rest if you want."
Fidget made a noise of abject glee and dug in, munching loudly. Noah watched her go, trying to remember what the lore around the plucky engineer was. She was one of the few wholly human characters on the roster, ones that didn't have augmentations, mutations, or whatever it was that allowed 32 to turn her blood into projectiles. Her abilities in the game made her more of a support character, though Noah had seen a few terrifyingly good solo Fidgets that had run rings around him. Her passive increased the damage of explosives, making frag grenades a mandatory pickup.
But her main signature ability was her active ability Unorthodox Engineering, which allowed her to combine things in her inventory to make, well, better things. She could combine two small healing hypos to make a much more effective med kit, or create special grenades you couldn't get through other means by combining two grenades of the same type or two of different types. Through that, you could get bigger, better frag grenades - which was the intended synergy with her passive - or create flashbangs that lasted longer. If you were feeling particularly dickish, Fidget could make frag grenades that also flashbanged anyone in the blast radius. She was a very versatile character, but was considered a mid-tier pick. While her ability to make better healing consumables was fantastic, to get the most mileage out of her you had to be both incredibly good at throwing grenades and matched with opponents who were bad at avoiding said grenades. WIth how gun heavy Sinner's Run's battles got, grenades rarely settled engagements better than accurate shooting.
There was also a subset of people that found her bubbly personality irritating. But watching Fidget tear into the remains of his omelette, despite the fact she seemed to tackle him on sight, Noah couldn't help but smile a little. In a game full of dour, ultra-serious character archetypes, Fidget was a breath of fresh air.
Fidget lowered the plate from her mouth, staring forward with deadly seriousness. "Holy smokes that's good," she said in a monotone voice. A moment later, she hiccuped, her entire body bouncing out of the chair. Her facade broke, and she collapsed into a paroxysm of giggles.
"You seem far more energetic than usual today," Larka remarked from across the table. "And that's saying something."
"I just have a good feeling about today is all." Fidget reached over and yanked Noah into her side, squeezing him in a tight side hug. "I've got two of my favorite other Primes as teammates today. Nothing can go wrong!"
"Your optimism knows no bounds," Larka said.
"Wait, I'm one of your favorites?" Noah asked. "How? We haven't been on a team yet."
"Maybe not!" Fidget declared, raising a skinny fist. "But by default everyone's my favorite! Unless they turn out to be mean. Or grumps. Or mean grumps. Then they're not any more. Like that Experiment chick! She's just sour grapes all the time."
"Speaking of which, what did she wish to discuss with you earlier?" Larka asked. "I figured that as soon as you won yesterday she just would've been done with you until you got matched up again, if ever."
"She's not that much of an ass!" Noah protested. "No, she and I...uh..."
Breakfast is decidedly
not
the time to hit Larka and Fidget with the whole "this entire reality around us may or may not be a simulation" thing,
he thought.
If there ever even is a time for that.
"She just wanted to tell me she appreciated me being a distraction for Nala at the end of the Game yesterday."
Larka snorted. "'Distraction' is one word for it. I've never seen Nala pursue a single quarry so ferociously before."
"Yeah!" Fidget said, leaning forward in her seat. "She's really got it out for you!"
Noah sighed and closed his eyes. "Yeah, that makes me so relaxed, believe me." A thought occurred to him and he opened his eyes. "Has that ever happened before? A feud going so far that the people involved just
have