My pants and underwear were tight around my ankles as I stroked myself off vigorously and I stumbled forward like some primordial creature, drooling and shaking over my bed where I had spread out my mom's 1989 JC Penny catalogue to the maternity bra section. My impending orgasm was building as I slid my spit slathered hand across my sheath with wild abandonment.
I had the knowledge of a grown man, but the muscle memory, and supplies of a virgin.
I pumped, and pumped.
It was heavenly.
As the tremors of my approaching climax pulsed through my shivering little body, a familiar searing heat in my toes threatened to rob me of my orgasm.
"No, no no..." The noise that came out of my throat mine, but not. "Wait!"
I knew this painful sensation too well.
When my feet were on fire it meant one thing.
A timeshift.
I reached for my blue striped crew socks I had prepped as a cum rag, shifted uncomfortably in place, and continued jerking frantically.
In seconds I was going to be pulled away from this timestream and into another. Sure the future had much better jerk-off material, but winding up in some unknown location mid-orgasm made my heartbeat faster.
"I'm gunna cum, I'm gunna-"
I pumped my shaft fast, summoning the semen from my flailing testicles, willing the heat in my feet to subside. But it was too much. The pain came hard, I lost focus and swatted around for my sock that suddenly was nowhere to be found.
I searched for the brunette JC Penny model labelled "D", she should have been gently pulling her cream-colored nursing bra downward, but she too was gone, as was my old green and brown quilt that grandma had made for me.
My head arched, I closed my eyes, and I orgasmed.
And just like that, I was ripped from my temporary meat-sleeve, my childhood home and my precious pre-internet porn.
I reappeared with a whoosh, in a time and place not yet recognizable.
A mixture of pleasure and fear coursed through me as an eruption of cum blasted out of my cock.
I cried out in blissful agony.
My flailing hand reached out for anything to catch my cum, and returned with something soft.
I missed the first blast which flew high into the air, landing on a neon pink and green bedspread decorated in peace signs, and now a rope of sticky jizz.