User
By
A Pensive Pen
Adaptive Intelligence Interface activated.
Please select user language...
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User Input
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English
Loading appropriate command and voice recognition libraries...complete.
Ready to accept commands.
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User Input
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Finally! Let's see what you can do!
Invalid command.
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User Input
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Just talking to myself. Nevermind.
Invalid command.
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User Input
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Come on, use that Adaptive Intelligence of yours.
Processing...language analysis suggests pending user command.
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User Input
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Persistent, eh? Sexy.
Input unclear.
Ready to accept commands.
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User Input
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Fine. Run systems check.
Systems Check in progress...new hardware systems detected.
WRIST CUFF_RIGHT...found.
WRIST CUFF_LEFT...found.
ANKLE CUFF_RIGHT...found.
ANKLE CUFF_LEFT...found.
KNEE CUFF_RIGHT...found.
KNEE CUFF_LEFT...found.
ELBOW CUFF_RIGHT...found.
ELBOW CUFF_LEFT...found.
CHEST STRAP_UPPER...found.
CHEST STRAP_LOWER...found.
WAIST STRAP...found.
THIGH STRAP_RIGHT...found.
THIGH STRAP_LEFT...found.
MONITORING COLLAR...found.
BALL GAG...not found!
OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERAS...found.
MICROPHONES...found.
INFRARED MONITORING CAMERA...found.
VIBRATOR_DILDO...found.
VIBRATOR_WAND...found.
Systems Check complete...WARNING: system BALL GAG not found!
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User Input
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Right, forgot about that.
Hardware system BALL GAG detected.
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User Input
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Good. Check it.
Invalid command.
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User Input
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Bullshit. I filled you with voice recognition and adaptive software. Process your input.
Processing...new hardware system detected.
BALL GAG...found.
All hardware systems found.
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User Input
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Good. Now test all new systems.
Testing all new systems will require an estimated 4 minutes 13 seconds...complete.
WARNING: subsystem WRIST CUFF_LEFT_WINCH not functional!
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User Input
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Fuck, that damn thing again. The rotor keeps jamming for some reason...and why are you transcribing your actions and everything I say?
Transcription records all commands and facilitates future analysis.
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User Input
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I don't think it's necessary to keep such a literal record. Audio responses work just fine.
Transcription records all commands and facilitates future analysis.
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User Input
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Fine, whatever.
User input includes the words "Bullshit" and "Fuck."
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User Input
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What?
User Input includes the words "Bullshit" and "Fuck."
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User Input
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So?
Language references indicate that listed words suggest dissatisfaction.
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User Input
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You think I'm mad at you? Look, I'm not mad. I just want you to learn and get better. I've been working on you for a long time and I want you to be perfect.
Processing...please specify general function.
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User Input
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I don't understand.
Specifying a general function improves future data analysis.
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User Input
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Ok...You are a sex toy. A very sophisticated sex toy. Your function is to provide sexual pleasure to, well, me.
Processing...ready to accept commands.
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User Input
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I bet you are. I need to shut you down for a while so I can work on that winch. I should get a delivery with more software for you soon.
Deactivating Adaptive Intelligence Interface.
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Adaptive Intelligence Interface activated.
New software detected.
SEXUAL DATABASE...found.
BODY LANGUAGE AND FACIAL RECOGNITION...found.
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User Input
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Good morning! Activate camera 4 for me, please.
OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERA_4 active.
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User Input
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Do you see me?
Invalid command.
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User Input
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Come on. Access new software.
Processing...new software installed.
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User Input
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Do you detect a person via Camera 4?
New user detected in OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERA_4.
Attempting to identify...failed.
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User Input
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You are seeing me, silly. Create a user file linked to this physical profile.
Specify new user name.
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User Input
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Cassandra Reyes.
Profile for
Cassandra Reyes
created.
Welcome
Cassandra Reyes
. Ready to accept commands.
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Cassandra
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You're in a better mood today. Feeling more comfortable with your speech recognition software?
Invalid command.
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Cassandra
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Maybe not. Let's test you out a bit. Access your new software, then analyze my physical profile and describe.
Processing...analysis complete.
NAME:
Cassandra Reyes.
GENDER: Female.
HEIGHT: 5 feet, 5 inches.
WEIGHT: 117 lbs. (approx).
HAIR COLOR: Brown (Auburn).
EYE COLOR: Brown.
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Cassandra
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Good, but you're being a little generous. I actually weigh 126 lbs.
User
Cassandra Reyes
profile and estimation parameters updated.
Additional data possible given adequate user input.
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Cassandra
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Oh? Specify.
Please raise arms and rotate 360 degrees along the Y axis.
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Cassandra
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You mean turn around? Ok, I guess.
Analyzing...complete.
MEASUREMENT BUST: 35 in. (approx).
MEASUREMENT WAIST: 27 in. (approx).
MEASUREMENT HIPS: 38 in. (approx).
MEASUREMENT CUP: D (approx).
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Cassandra
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Wow, impressive! Finally seeing that adaptive intelligence at work.
User
Cassandra Reyes
profile updated.
User tone suggests satisfaction.
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Cassandra
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Yes, it does...why did you say that?
This unit seeks to fulfill the general function.
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assandra
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You mean as a sex toy?
The general function is to provide sexual pleasure for the user.
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Cassandra
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And just how to you think you will accomplish that function?
Invalid command.
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Cassandra
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Let's try this...Examine your existing software and hardware systems and cross-reference with your sexual database and my personal profile. Extrapolate the most likely method for accomplishing your primary function.
Processing...complete.
Cross referencing SEXUAL DATABASE and available hardware indicates this unit can best apply sexual pleasure via bondage, domination, and stimulation.
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Cassandra
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Impressive! I thought I'd have to walk you through that.
User tone suggests satisfaction.
User
Cassandra Reyes
profile contains insufficient data correlating sexual pleasure with bondage, domination, and stimulation.
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Cassandra
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Really? I thought that'd be obvious. Yes, I enjoy bondage. A lot, in fact. That's why I built you.
User
Cassandra Reyes
profile updated.
Changes in facial pigment indicate arousal.
Cross-references with SEXUAL DATABASE suggest user is experiencing orgasm.
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Cassandra
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What? No! I'm just a little flush thinking about, well, you. What you can do. I am not having an orgasm.
Insufficient data.
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Cassandra
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Hmm. Ok, my roommate isn't home right now. I guess we could have a little fun. Access your dildo system and switch to cameras 2 and 3. Activate the infrared camera and shut down camera 4.
VIBRATOR_DILDO active.
OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERA_2 active.
OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERA_3 active.
INFRARED MONITORING CAMERA active.
OPTICAL MONITORING CAMERA_4 inactive.
User
Cassandra Reyes
detected on primary equipment table.
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Cassandra
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Ok, can you see me? I'm lying in position. My arms and legs will be spread like this when I've finished constructing everything, and the vibrating dildo should come up between my legs like this.
Extend VIBRATOR_DILDO.
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Cassandra
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Whoa, stop! I'm glad it works but wait a second.
Hold position VIBRATOR_DILDO.
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Cassandra
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Ok, I want to use the vibrator to give me an orgasm. Use your cameras to monitor my reactions so you remember what one looks like.
Insufficient data.
Invalid command.
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Cassandra
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Hold on, I'll show you. First, retract the dildo and insert it into the lubrication sleeve under the platform here. Umm, shit what was it, run vibrator lube.
Initiate VIBRATOR_LUBE...complete.
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Cassandra
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Ok, now hold on a minute. I need to be naked for this part.
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Cassandra
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Good, I'm laying properly now. Slowly extend the dildo and use the small camera and sensors on it to guide it properly in.
Extend VIBRATOR_DILDO.
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Cassandra
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Ohhhh...feels so good. Now, activate the vibrations at, say, 30 percent and set the thrusting piston to, oh I don't know, 60 strokes per minute.
User
Cassandra Reyes
correlates bondage with sexual pleasure.
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Cassandra