The following is an experiment. I haven't written much fiction lately and my therapist encouraged I get back at it. There is no rhyme or reason to this. No Editor-kun, no second draft: going commando here! Expect lots of BE, FMG, GTS, Futa and other sexual growth, but there might be whole chapters where I complain how badly they adapted a favorite book series.
This is an ongoing story. Lewd happens, it has happened, it will happen again (seriously, I have only BEGUN to smut!). But so will plot, and character development, and world building. This series isn't going to be for everyone. If you are confused, start on Chapter 1 of Therapy.
PREVIOUSLY ON ALT: Ai learned there is more to being a Lacuna than she realized, put into a warehouse with her prostitute roommates to test these powers out. Irene is fast tracking what it means to be a faun, including going into heat. Also, she might know magic.
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"I foresee logistical problems," Ai said, holding hands outward without touching. A life-long pervert and insertion fetishist, but Ai wasn't sure how to have sex with a baseball bat (Ai looked at his girth and thought more
cricket bat).
Custard was eleven feet tall (3.3 m), male, manicorn with both unicorn and man rolled together,
definitely
hung more towards the horse side. Even his balls, also white and furry, physically gurgled as they swung low, two softballs trying to breed the nearest warm hole. White furred, equine features topped with rainbow mane, he stood humanoid erect and read a book, waiting for his purple prostitute.
Ai, for her part, facing a size queen fetish made flesh, had no idea how to proceed. Like a toddler asking to drive the car and then given the wheel. Pleading silently at her friends didn't help, they imitated a bachelorette party at a strip club: cheers and Arsenio fist pumps.
"I thought you said you knew your way around cock," Vina said, hands on hips and tapping her foot, her trunk and ears both flapping impatiently.
"Where I'm from, twelve inches (31 cm) is bigger than anyone excepting one or two guys. I've never even heard of a dildo thirty-six inches long (91 cm)." Glancing at Custard, Ai hurriedly shook her head. "Not unwilling! Just inexperienced."
"Totally get it, Itty-Bitty," Custard replied, setting the book down and gripping himself like a fireman. "Not my first humanoid, always fun stretching a girl out. Should have brought a frisky filly, could have turned this into a proper threesome. I'm backed up enough, though, shouldn't need much for the first one. And its thirty-nine (99 cm)."
"Yeah, you're a huge dick!" Mizi shouted, sarcasm and scorn clear.
"Can we not do this, Miz?" Custard replied, shaking equine head and clomping large teeth towards the other girl in the back. "The President of Libertonia asked me to retrieve the Idol of Cluothe from a band of pirates. How is saving the free world from a goddess' wrath not getting me out of dinner with your parents?"
"You were going to propose! My entire family came! I..."
"Not the time!" Vina ordered, giving Mizi enough stink eye to shut her completely up. Custard got some of that eye as well, making him nod and focus on Ai again. "In fact," Vina continued, pointing to the door, "toys for these three might be a good idea. Head to the Emporium and pick up assorted aids using the company account."
This is stupid,
Ai thought, blowing banes out of black eyes while the warehouse doors opened and closed. Ai then grabbed this penis like a baker kneading bread and squeezed.
I'm Ai Love, Smut Queen! I masturbate so much I went to rehab! I've cum to fantasies of being penetrated by schlong sausage so ginormous it makes Custard a toothpick!
"No need to be gentle," Custard said confidently, keeping hands at the base to prevent his dick swinging about. "I've had girls your size use an arm lock and choke me off. This ain't some delicate elf noodle here: get me hard enough, I'll split wood for the fire."
As Ai gripped and grunted and pushed harder and harder, she realized his boast wasn't unrealistic banter. This cock wasn't just
like
a steel rod, she couldn't actually dent rigid flesh, even a little. It felt hot, blood thumped under cock skin, veins snaked like thick worms up and down the length. Other than that, it might as well be a metal cum pipe. Honestly, Ai wanted Custard's monster inside her, but her fingers wouldn't touch when she gripped with both hands. Nine inch (23 cm) diameter, easy, and the head flared larger. It was thicker than her neck. Size queen or not, she wasn't suicidal.
Then again, what did it mean to be a Lacuna?
"How do you take your dirty talk?" Ai asked, hooking one arm around like the aforementioned headlock and stepping forward and back in a slow rhythm, compressing as much as she could with her limited girly strength. "You more a
oooh, its so biiiig
kinda guy, or do you like it when I call you daddy?"
"I'm easy, just keep...
mmm yeah
...going." Custard grasped hands into Ai's hair and on her back, guiding her while flexing his fingers and member as he built up an orgasm. "I guess what you usually say."
"I'm new to this, want to give you the full service," Ai said, feeling a slight swelling and know she had a few seconds, releasing and moving to stare down the nozzle directly, massaging his thicker head as best as able. "Normally I crack jokes and comment on tasty cum. I'm such a cum whore, it isn't even..."
Ai was no stranger to Sudden Bukakke. A guy may ride the edge of a BJ for fifteen minutes, the girl pulls back for air, then
BAM!
At least some similarities with cock translated between human and unicorn orgasm. Out of the corner of her eye testicles ascended with massive cremasters into his lower pelvis. Custard's traps bulged as he struggled to keep himself from lunging forward with involuntary thrusting, likely giving Ai a concussion. The color of his glans darkened from red to purple before everything went white.
"Bllrbllrll!" Garden hose with a sprayer attachment. Hot ejaculation
shΕryΕ«kened
Ai in the chin and flew up her nose, causing her to throw out hands to redirect the flow. Snorting semen, the cumdraulics eased pressure, but any girl worth her salt knew this was just the first. Ai stopped thinking and sealed her mouth around the One Eyed Meatus, loosening her throat because she was determined not to gag.
"Should warn have we Ai horse cumming gallon? (3.7 L)" Rima said to someone behind Ai, her language skills stilted but her amused sarcasm translating perfectly.
"Nah, it'll be fine!" Ari replied, laughing when the second ejaculation hit.
Unicorn spunk blasted down the man tube and deluged Ai's mouth like glass cracking at Sea World and this tiny purple woman decided to stop the leak by drinking it. Tasted like overly sweet cotton candy. Splooge spurting out around her mouth and out her nose as she gulped and gulped, trying to drink as much as she could. Gulp, overflow, gulp, sputter, gulp. Eventually, with a coughing fit and full enough another gulp would induce vomitting, Ai fell back and lay still, getting the final dribbles of cum to baste her chest before the unicorn began to flaccid, hunching over with hands on knees and huffing from his efforts.
"...oh my...
*neigh*