Sex Magic in a Vrmmo Decbuilder

AUTHOR'S NOTE: My husband and I are authors considering writing a full novel of the story that starts below. Please comment with your thoughts. Literotica does not LitRPG formatting, so please excuse the hackjob on stats and card descriptions.

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"HOLY FUCK!" Renji screamed, nearly tripping over someone else's boots as a horde of aggressively voluptuous monster waifus erupted from the colosseum floor. Elves, spirits, elementals, fairies--

WHOOMPH.

Someone faster on the uptake slammed into him in a sudden movement toward the nearest arched exit portal, but Renji wasn't far behind. He spun and threw himself into the crowd of other players as they surged away from the colosseum's epicenter. Tens of thousands filled the colosseum as the armed monster girls pushed outward.

Even jostled and elbowed from all sides, Renji was one of the first to reach a swirling gateway on the colosseum's perimeter. Holding his breath in anticipation, Renji threw himself into the portal.

Congratulations! You have escaped [Initiation]!

Reward: 1x Starter Deck, 1x Class Pack, 3x Ability Draws

After a brief flash of light, Renji found himself stumbling onto the grassy outskirts of the game's starting city. Even though the health bar on his UI was full, Renji felt faint. It had actually happened. After decades of assurances from governments across the globe and guarantees from every VRMMO gaming company, Renji's ass had just been Sword-Art-Onlined into a death game.

"Alright. Don't panic," Renji said to himself, taking stock of the virtual world around him. Outside of his UI and the medieval city far behind him, UwU Online's virtual reality was indistinguishable from... well, reality. He could feel the sun's warmth on his skin, hear birds in the treetops of the beginner's forest that ringed the city's plains, and, now that he paused, he was even a bit peckish.

Renji paced into the gentle shade of the beginner's forest to slow his still panicked heartbeat.

"This is exactly what I should have expected from a cheap ecchi MMO," Renji grumbled to himself.

He had played the pre-release demo of UwU Online, and nothing had rubbed him the wrong way. The premise was simple enough. You defeat mildly erotic monster girls, add cards to your starter deck, and keep going up dimensional floors until you either die or beat the game.

Renji sighed and plopped down on a sizable rock. When the game's on-release orientation started, its creator had appeared and given all the players what Renji thought was a Sword Art Online parody speech--until his options menu and logout button vanished. If you die, you die in real life. If someone beats the game, everyone goes free. Classic.

"This is so fucking dumb," Renji groaned, dragging his hands down his face. He had work in the morning. Then, authorities were sure to go collect all the affected players. Renji blushed and thought about his body back home. He hadn't worn a shred of clothing before going into stasis.

Hint: Open your starter deck to begin!

Renji growled and moved to waive the notification out of his vision, but hesitated before dismissing it. If he really was in an SAO-style death game, he needed to play along to survive. The thought spurred him to glance around suspiciously for monster waifus, but the forest seemed normal.

"Well, let's start with abilities..." Renji said to himself, pulling up the card menu. He was far from a deck-building novice. From retro games like Slay the Spire and Monster Train to the newest AI-generated open worlds, Renji had done it all.

A spectral card pack glowing with power materialized before him. Renji nodded to give his assent. VRMMOs tapped into a player's neurons to operate an avatar, so sifting through UI options was just a matter of intent.

Cracks formed along the card pack's face, then it exploded in a golden globe of light that sent a small shockwave over Renji. Three card backs settled to float in a line at his eye-level.

Renji reached out and tapped the first ability.

Ability - Berserker's Body

RARE

You feel no pain while in a high emotional state.

"Nice!" Renji exclaimed. To be honest, his least favorite part about VRMMOS was the uncomfortable tingle of taking damage. And if the stray elbows he caught in the colosseum were any indicator, the pain limiter for UwU Online must've been disabled when the orientation took a turn.

Renji tapped the next one.

Ability - Disruptive

EPIC

50% chance to distract a target when a skill you play against it has no effect.

"Now that's an ability," Renji said, suddenly eager to flip the last ability card. A blanket ability like Disruptive would increase his survivability against enemies that countered his cards. As he raised his hand to the last card, Renji sent a quick prayer to RNJesus for a healing-centric ability.

Ability - Lover's Mercy

UNIQUE

Sufficiently aroused foes may spare your life.

Renji's mouth fell open in disappointment. "Uh. What the fuck?"

Ability Draw Complete. Opening Starter Deck.

Another card pack spun into existence before him, but Renji's eyes darted to the side at a slow movement from deeper in the forest. He stood quickly and started backing away. The sound of shaking branches grew louder as something approached from above.

Renji swallowed and frantically tapped the glowing card pack. "Come on. I need some combat skills," he whispered, turning to press his back into the bark of the oaktrea he had been sitting udner.

A gust of wind blew past either side of Renji's tree, then a feminine giggle followed.

Renji's breathing quickened as the card pack burst apart. He leaned cautiously to peek around the tree as the pack's animation played out. Renji saw the monster's nametag before it came fully into view: Air Sylph.

The little blue woman who looked more elemental than human giggled as she shot out of the treetops to land gracefully on the forest floor. She had long blue hair composed of the same bulbous blue substance as her body and wore a skimpy white bandeau to match her frilled white skirt. The Sylph's nipples showed through the white band that compressed her small breasts, but Renji's eyes were promptly drawn to the two wooden flails the girl carried in either hand.

"Come on... Come on..." Renji whispered as the first starter deck exploded.

The Sylph's head snapped toward the small explosion of power and her pretty, white-freckled face twisted into a hungry grin. Renji let out an involuntary yelp and scrambled back toward the plains as he frantically tapped the set five cards floating in front of him.

Attack - Feeble Strike x2

CURSE

Deal 1 damage to a target within melee range.

~

Skill - Dodge x 2

COMMON

Gain 5 evade until next turn.

~

Skill - Feeble Block x1

CURSE

Gain 1 block until next turn.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Renji swore, sprinting away from the forest at full speed as the Sylph chased after him. Outside of Dodge, his cards were absolute garbage. They were so bad that the game registered them as curses! With the Sylph dashing up behind him, Renji selected the class pack and reached out to tear it open manually. The animation hastened marginally, but it still took its time.

Renji's heart fell when two new nametags rose from the rolling plains ahead of him. Grass Sylph. Rock Sylph.

Fuck.

Renji took a sharp right, which gave him a glance of the Air Sylph gaining on him. Even with her alluring breasts bouncing beneath her bandeau, her stale blue eyes betrayed a total lack of humanity.

Heading toward the forest again, Renji's chest tightened as the class pack blasted apart. He slapped at the five cards desperately.

Skill - Compliment x2

COMMON

Raise target's heat by 2.

~

Skill - Degrade x1

UNCOMMON

Raise masochistic target's heat by 4.

~

Skill - Strip x1

UNCOMMON

Deal 10 damage to melee target's block and raise its heat by 3 if it is wearing armor.

~

Attack - Fondle x1

COMMON

Raise melee target's heat by 2 if armored, or by 4 if unarmored. Target must have at least 15% heat.

A sinking feeling struck Renji as he reentered the forest. One of UwU Online's gimmicks was the claim that playing it would fix your deepest flaws. During the demo, the game had given Renji the ninja class and a ton of cards that enhanced his balance, dexterity, and hand-eye coordination because he was a massive clutz in real life. Distracted, Renji tripped on a root--

Time slowed to a crawl as the Sylph grew close enough to enter combat. Renji twisted his falling form to face the blue girl as she closed in. When she was close enough that he could see the sweat coating her lithe form, a status block appeared to her right.

Air Sylph

HP:

20/20

Block:

5+5

Heat:

0/20

Heat Type:

Dominant-Submissive

Statuses:

None

Renji's spectral deck shuffled off to his left and five cards flew off the top to float in front of him. He could feel his palms sweating from anxiety. He was already terrible with women, and now, what, he was supposed to fight with sex appeal?

Dodge ~ Compliment ~ Dodge ~ Compliment ~ Feeble Block

Most cards cost one energy to play at default. He started with three energy, so he had to make each play count. Renji cast out two Dodges, then grasped Compliment to lock in his turn.

When time sped up, Renji found himself surprisingly light on his feet. He instinctively twisted to turn his fall into a back handspring as the Sylph's flail swept over him. The Sylph followed up by jumping forward to clobber him with her other flail.

Renji ran out of Evasion as he lept to the side and the flail's spiked wooden ball landed a glancing blow on his side. He felt the impact, but the only indication he took damage came from the HP bar on his UI.

Renji Caldwell

HP:

9/10

Block:

2

Heat:

0/10

Statuses:

None

"Are you- er... Trying to hit on me?" Renji said awkwardly, trying not to stumble over his words as the turn came to an end and time slowed. The Sylph came to a stop a mere foot away from his face, but something in her eyes changed as Renji's words washed over her. They looked less clouded.

Degrade ~ Fondle ~ Feeble Strike ~ Strip ~ Feeble Strike

Renji tried not to panic as he glanced between the Sylph's two wooden flails, both frozen in time. He could do this. Renji selected Degrade, Strip, and Fondle.

Before the blue girl could bring her flails around, Renji thrust out his arm and pointed while activating Degrade, "Only, er, an ugly woman would try to kill me!"

As Renji expected, the card had no effect, but then Disrupted appeared in the Sylph's stat block. She faltered and missed her next flail swing, which sent her staggering into Renji. He activated Strip and felt a sudden surge of power as he thrust his strengthened arms around the Sylph to rip her bandeau off from the back.

Her posture changed again, and he felt her gasp. Then, Renji spun her around as her bandue fell away. He would have liked to say his eyes immediately locked onto hers, which had gained a noticeable spark of humanity, or that he watched a purple blush work its way across her blue face, but he couldn't help but stare at her perky blue breasts as she spun.

A sudden twinge of anxiety shot through him at seeing the short woman's bare chest, but it fled when she spoke in a soft, ethereal voice that reverberated unnaturally, "What do you think you're doing?!"

"I'd tell you if I knew," Renji replied, activating Fondle by lunging forward to set his hands on either side of her smooth waist.

Air Sylph

HP:

20/20

Block:

5

Heat:

9/20

Heat Type:

Dominant-Submissive

Statuses:

Horny, Exposed

The Sylph's hard gaze softened and she dropped her flails to either side with a little gasp, but combat didn't end. She pushed against his chest while hooking a leg behind his knee. Despite her diminutive stature, the manuever sent him crashing to the ground.

She paused above him, perky tits bouncing as she set her hands on her hips.

"I haven't ever felt this good," the Sylph giggled, looking down at him. "You know, I don't remember ever being able to think so clearly either," she continued, giving him a sultry look before licking her lips.

The Sylph floated down to land ontop of him with otherworldly grace, then she kissed Renji passionately while rubbing her hands across his chest. Renji could suddenly hear his heartbeat in his ears. Blood rushed to his crotch. He hadn't been able to feel this way around human girls. They made him nervous, but the Sylph's kiss had him melting into the ground beneath him.

Renji Caldwell

HP:

9/10

Block:

2

Heat:

5/10

Statuses:

Horny

When time slowed again, Renji selected Compliment, Fondle, and Strip from his options after his deck shuffled.

"I... also haven't felt this way," Renji said between breaths. All he wanted to do was give in to her touch, but the logical part of him screamed that he had to win the combat.

The Sylph spun to kneel over him with her skirt pressed into his face, then she yanked his pants down to his knees. Renji countered with Strip and tore her skirt apart by either side. The light, airy smell of her sweat made his heart pump faster as her bare ass came into view.

The Sylph fell forward onto one hand and ran the other over his semi-erect cock while lowering her mouth to his tip. Renji moaned, caught between the sensation of her lips closing on the head of his dick and the direct sight of her puckered asshole and glistening pussy lips bobbing in front of him.

She smelled so good that it made his dick throb in her mouth.

"You're--" he gasped as she worked her tongue around the tip of his dick, "so good at that."

She shuddered as his Compliment struck her, but he could feel himself getting warmer and warmer under her touch. Gasping, Renji used Fondle to clasp his hands around her silky thighs and pull her away from his cock.

The Sylph giggled and fell back onto his face. "What? Are you going to cum my lips around your cock?"

Her warmth and wetness enveloped Renji as she planted her pussy lips onto his face. Renji moaned, grabbed at her thighs, and lapped his tongue from clit to slit as she wriggled above him. The taste of her pussy was absolutely intoxicating.

Her little moans made his dick throb into the open air. The Sylph took full advantage of his vulnerability by closing her outstretched hand around his shaft. She grasped his tip firmly, then slowly pumped her hand down by using her spit and his precum as lube. Wind swirled around them and suddenly Renji felt a second, third, and fourth hand grasp onto him. It felt like solidified wind was working over his shaft. The new sensation was almost too much for Renji, but he shifted his hand down to stab his nails into his waist to stave off his orgasm.

The Sylph started grinding her pussy into Renji's face while jacking him off, sending jolts of electric pleasure through him. He tried to rock side to side to throw her off, but she had her legs set firmly into the soft forest floor at either side and just grinded her sex more vigorously against his face.

"Be a good little human... and cum for me," she drawled between soft moans of her own.

Renji grunted and redoubled his efforts in an attempt to make her orgasm before he gave out. Everytime he glided his tounge across the Sylph's slit she would moan deeply, so he repeated the movement while inhaling her scent. Meanwhile, the Sylph took all her hands away from his cock. When they returned, they were covered in enough spit to make him moan into her dripping pussy. She tilted forward as he gasped for air.

He was pushed to the edge as he watched the sweaty globes of the Sylph's ass bob across his vision, followed by her little blue asshole and dripping pussy.

The Sylph lunged forward and his thighs spasmed as she sucked his whole cock into her mouth. He could feel her gooey, warm hands gently cup his balls to feel them as he came explosively into her mouth.

A warning that he had steadily ignored flashed centerfold in his vision.

Heat: 11/10

Then, everything went black.