"He. Is. Only. My. Flatmate," chanted Gemma carefully. She'd been stating it with various degrees of indignation, resignation or embarrassment all day, to no evident effect; Kate and Bethan obviously had their blood up and were revelling in teasing her. She'd hoped that they would be a bit more discreet on the open street, but no chance. Having restrained themselves to mere whispers on the bus, her two exasperating friends were now, as they walked up the road to her flat, reverting gleefully to full-volume outrageousness.
"Oh, yes?" drawled Kate, raising one eyebrow sceptically, "Haven't we heard that innocent tone somewhere before? What was it you said again? Something about Mike and platonic and mere friendship, wasn't it, just before he kept us all awake all night caterwauling romantically outside my window after the Christmas ball?" She sighed, before adding tartly, "Last time you get to sleep over."
"Methinks," chimed in Bethan on Gemma's left, "that the lady (so to speak) doth protest just
way
too much."
Gemma ignored them, pulling her coat tighter against the cool evening breeze and hitching her bag more securely over her shoulder, dipping her head to hide her burning cheeks behind the fall of her dark hair. Sometimes her friends were just so irritating.
"Mmm-hmm," agreed Kate, "Just makes you wonder why, doesn't it? But then, you don't have to look far for her reason. The eyes kind of get stuck on Mac as soon as they connect with him."
"He's only my flatmate," repeated Gemma resignedly.
Thank god I'm nearly home
, she thought.
"And she may be protesting too much
now
," Kate continued with a wink across at Bethan, "but I can't imagine her making any protestation when she gets home."
"He is
only
my flatmate."
As you both know very well. Half a street to go
. Gemma speeded up, knowing trying to shake them off was futile, but it would cut down harassment time before they parted at her door.
"Oh I don't know," Bethan replied across Gemma to Kate's, her long legs easily adjusting stride to the new pace. She abruptly changed her tone to a breathless coo, "Oh please, Mac, please don't," she panted huskily, "oh don't, oh, no, oh, oh, oooh, Mac, oh, nooooo."
Gemma stopped dead on the walkway and closed her eyes, clenching her fists, trying to block out her brain's suggestions as to what Mac might do to her to generate... she wrenched her mind away from that pointless path, well aware that her nipples were painfully peaked and the dampness was spreading against her panties. Again. Then she took a deep breath, pulled herself together and faced off against her so-to-speak
friends
.
"I thought you two had become accustomed to him FINALLY."
"Accustomed?" echoed Kate, "How do we become accustomed to that absolutely gorgeous male model adorning your flat?" she queried incredulously.
"He's a photographer, not a model."
Bethan swatted away Gemma's interjection with a careless hand. "Whatever. Look at him. He's so nice and tall," she sighed the last word in appreciation of a male who easily topped her own graceful height. Then she added, "Well, anyone is to you admittedly."
"And he's got that gorgeous mop of tawny hair," Kate joined in, her eyes beginning to shine at the thought.
"Deep, deep, green eyes that make any girl just melt away, mmmmm." Bethan cast her own eyes up in an expression of rapture.
"He's funny," sighed Kate.
"Thoughtful."
"Smooth, rippling muscles."
"Although
we
haven't seen the best of them," Bethan leered at Gemma, who rolled her eyes.
"Did you just see him in that shirt last night - rolled up to expose those forearms - the definition, the dusky tan, the lean strength, the welcoming smile in his eyes... mmmm." Kate was obviously off in a dream world.
"Divine," agreed Bethan, her voice now slightly husky.
"Muy, muy male. Mmmmm." Kate looked as though she was following her thoughts into heaven. Or more probably somewhere else entirely.
Gemma had had enough. Her whole body was trembling, simmering. She didn't
need
the reminders. "Okay, okay," she snapped out, "I will ask him never to wear that shirt again ..."
"Or only privately for her," Kate interrupted in a whispered aside, and Gemma glared at her supposedly
intelligent
blonde friend as she continued, "... as it turns the two of you into nincompoop trollops..."
"Nincompoop trollops?
Nincompoop trollops!
? Been working hard on your deadly insult list, Gem?" queried Bethan, grinning down at her.
"... and no, you are Not Coming In." Gemma stopped outside the outer door and flicked her wrist in disdainful dismissal, glaring back at them as she fumbled for the lock with her key. They had both stopped also a few paces back, and were grinning naughtily, happily, at her.
"Have a good evening, Gemma."
"Yep, study hard. Concentrate."
"Don't let anything distract you. No naughty thoughts."
Gemma stuck out her tongue at them, then smiled wryly as she pushed open the door and stepped into the entranceway. She caught Bethan's parting stage whisper as they turned on up the road toward their own flat, "Quick, girl, quick. He'll be going to work soon, don't miss out!"
"Idiots," she snorted, and shut the door somewhat forcefully behind her. Then she leaned back on it, and took a deep breath. Counted her stampeding heartbeats. Another deep breath. Another. Damn. She was on fire. The idiots had been at it all day, and her unruly brain had been indulging in more and more erotic fantasies until she couldn't even think through the fire in her veins and the aching pool of warmth between her thighs.
She had to calm down. That pair didn't have to deal with the fact that Mac was just patently not interested, whatever she might not be able to stop herself- or them -from fantasising about. After six months, she and Mac had settled comfortably into being really good friends and she didn't want to mess with that. He was way above her league, and something about the stillness, the sadness in him kept her from probing why he'd ended up in a student dive (albeit postgrad) when he was probably about ten years older than her and accustomed to sleek downtown penthouse apartments. It was like he needed silence.
She smiled at the thought. Mac often teased her that he'd moved in with her to get some peace - he didn't ever need to talk again, now, as the sole requirement of being her flatmate was being able to listen, incessantly, to cheerful burble. She usually swatted him when he made cheeky comments like that, he liked provoking her, it had become a game. She never could land a slap, and he would dodge easily around her taunting, "Slow-coach! Slow-coach!" as he tapped her on the nose or stole her hair grips. Smug male. Her heartbeat had finally slowed fractionally, and Gemma was still smiling a little sadly to herself as she started to climb the stairs.
It was strange that the door to their top floor flat was slightly ajar, but she guessed Mac had nipped back in for something he'd forgotten on his way out to work. He had a second job as a barman in the evenings to bring in regular income, and usually left around the time she got home.