Happy Halloween!
I never quite know how to handle the Halloween theme, but this year I feel like I stumbled on a fun little story that, hopefully, you can sink either your metaphorical or Kyle's literal teeth into...
This one's a present. I hope the recipient likes it.
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The plates chinked loudly as the busboy loaded them up, that flat clank that's almost more of a click, that tells you you're not dealing with bone china here. Not at Kiloton's Diner. This was institutional ware bought by the pound, and the fork in Kyle's hand had enough bent tines to reinforce the impression. He sighed as he dug back into his chili and tried to focus on what Wayne was saying, but it was hard. Work had been rough today, with Anna riding his ass mercilessly.
"Again?" Steve shook his head at Wayne, not without a brief chuckle. "Dude. You've got to stop doing that. It's the kind of thing that could get us all fucked." He sucked some diet Coke through the disgusting paper straw. "And not in the good way."
"I know." Wayne leaned back in his chair, a king at his feast, obviously showing no sign that he'd
stop doing that.
"This is like four times now." He said it with that special male tone that said he knew that, yes, four times was ludicrous, that the whole situation was unsustainable, that by golly he'd need to be more careful in the future, but that to
stop doing that
was completely out of the question. "Four times," and he smiled a little.
Kyle tuned back in, chewing slowly at his onions. "Different hospitals, I hope."
"Yeah, no, we're pretty careful about that." Wayne had shoveled his food carelessly into his mouth, clearing his plate with his usual haste. "Dude," he went on, spreading his hands helplessly. "What can I do? She loves me, and she loves that wolfcock." He elbowed Steve. "Y'know?"
"Oh, I know." Steve was looking haggard. He was a tax lawyer, and the fiscal year had just started. He was working insane hours and, from the looks of things, he was having trouble balancing... well, everything. "Julie won't fuck me anymore, boys," he admitted heavily.
Wayne's eyes bulged, and Kyle felt his mouth drop open. "No sir!"
Steve sighed hard into his fish 'n' chips. "It's because of two months ago," he explained. "Full moon? Remember it was an early moonrise, with nice clear skies?" Kyle was nodding. That had been a rough night for him, too. Impossible to control himself. He'd had to tell Eva he was sick, which was true in a way. "I was fucking crazy, man. Like, I don't even remember most of the night."
"Been there," Wayne belched. "Done that."
"All's I know is that when I woke up the next morning? Julie was all over me. She told me it was the best sex she ever had, that she loved me... all that shit." The others nodded sympathetically. "You know how it is." It made an impact, coming from Steve. He knew what he was talking about. He'd been at this business the longest, and Kyle felt a weird twinge of hopelessness: if even Steve was still getting stymied by women, then he was in real trouble with Eva.
"Once the ladies get the Wolf," Wayne agreed, patting his belly, "they don't want the man." He was ogling the waitress quite shamelessly. She looked about twenty or so, her ass perfect in black yoga pants. All the waitresses here at Kiloton's Diner had perfect asses, especially as the moon moved toward the full.
"So." Steve sighed. "She put out a few times after that, when I wasn't wolfing, but she told me it just wasn't the same." He stared reflectively into his mineral water, then shrugged. "Still. The Big Night's coming up, boys."
"Hell yes." Wayne's voice was a growl. "She'll have the stitches out by then," he mused, his eyes slitting as they wandered around to search for the waitress.
"Dude." Kyle pushed his empty bowl away. "How bad was the damage this time?"
"Oh, y'know." Wayne laced his fingers behind his head. "It was punctures, not scratches. Last time, remember, she was bleeding like a stuck pig." The others shuddered. Apparently it had been gruesome. To hear Wayne tell it, he'd been banging his wife (from behind, naturally) and the Wolf had come on, but they'd both been so into it they hadn't noticed his foot clawing at her thigh. Long, angry rents in her flesh, Wayne's claws digging in, and by the time they'd both cum the bed had been red. "She almost went into shock that time. This? Not so bad." He glanced at them both, sagely. "The claws came out."
"Ah." Kyle nodded. He'd had that happen once, a girlfriend long past; as a matter of fact, that night had been the reason she'd left him.
She'd been gorgeous, a bubbly vibrant girl who slung coffee down at some shop by the water. They'd been dating five or six months by that time, and every full moon he'd been cautious: working late, or visiting his parents, whatever. He'd been careful during sex, too; it was always difficult to keep the Wolf away when you were aroused, but some guys were better at it than others.
Wayne, for example, was not good at it.
That night she'd been extra sexy, her skirt hem and her neckline approaching each other in a most tempting way when they'd gone out to see that a capella group, the famous one with all the albums and the Grammy nomination. It had been one of those magic, horny nights, the two of them all over each other during dinner and then drinks at Memento's, and it was probably the mojitos as much as anything else that had caused Kyle to lose control that night.
They'd been perfect that night, in synch the entire time, from the moment they'd sat on his leather couch. When he'd leaned in to kiss her, she'd been tipping her head at the same time; she'd opened her legs, the skirt creeping up her lush thigh, just at the moment his hand found her leg. Completely in tune.
Greta, her name had been? Gretchen? Something like that.