All my life, I have seen drawings or other representations of mermaids and, as they are portrayed, I have never had a high regard for them as sex objects. Most of them have pretty enough hair and faces and some of them have big, eminently squeezable and suckable breasts, and those characteristics would definitely appeal to me, but that's all they have.
I have never really been much of a leg man, so that lack doesn't bother me, but I have been an ardent admirer of female asses for as long as I can remember. In almost all the pictures I've ever seen, mermaids have been sadly lacking in that regard. Most of all, however, they don't have pussies that a human, such as I, would eat and/or fuck. Without that quality, which is found in all female humans, mermaids have never had much appeal to me, except as eye candy.
However that all changed recently. I was fishing one day in a peaceful bay just south of the city, when my boat started shaking, and the face of a very pretty woman, with long, blonde hair appeared over the gunwale. I was puzzled, because I hadn't seen any swimmers until then, and I was a little irritated, to the degree that I can be irritated with a young woman as blonde and beautiful as this one was.
"What are you doing?" I asked her. "You'll scare the fish."
She didn't say anything right away, just put her hands on top of the gunwale and raised the upper half of her body. Any minor irritation I might have had immediately disappeared. Not only were her face and hair lovely and alluring, she was nude, at least as far down her body as I can see, and she possessed one of the most gorgeous pairs of breasts I had ever seen. As I gawked at her, she smiled back at me and moved her body from side to side so the lovely twins swayed and bounced. I could tell there wasn't even a drop of silicone in them.
That's when she responded to my query. "What fish? There are no fish around here, at least none that are worth catching. May I come aboard?"
Well, of course she could. I had about come to agree with her statement that there were no worthwhile fish around anyhow and, even if there were, she was much more appealing than they ever could have been. I welcomed her aboard and moved closer so I could reach out to her and help her over the side. She grabbed my arm with both of her hands, and I pulled her into the boat.
The young beauty landed on the bottom and looked at me with her Heavenly, sky blue eyes and smiled. I continued gawking at her, but not only because of her breasts any more. She didn't have any legs! What she had was a fish tail where I would expect them to be.
"You're a mermaid!" I exclaimed.
"Well, duh, what were you expecting?"
"I've never seen a mermaid before. When I saw your face over the gunwale, I thought you were just a woman swimming in the bay."
"Well, I am a woman, in my own way. Can't you tell?" she asked me as she grinned at me and hefted her luscious breasts in her hands, drawing special attention to her big, pink nipples.
"Okay, you are a woman. What's your name? Mine is George."
"Mine is Theresa."
"That's a pretty name."
"Thank you, but it doesn't sound very friendly. Why don't you call me Terri? I like you and I think we are going to be really good friends."
I liked that idea too, because she was really beautiful and seemed quite sweet. "Okay, I'll call you Terri then."
After that exchange of pleasantries, my new friend raised herself up with her hands and made herself comfortable on the seat directly across from me. Her lovely breasts were only two feet away, and they were not just one of the most gorgeous pairs I had ever seen, but number one in that category. But, please don't tell Melissa or Busty Jessica I said that. Since I was in a boat and talking to a mermaid, a totally new experience, there were a few other things I had sometimes wondered about when looking at their pictures.
"How can you breathe both under the water and above it?"
"Right now, I'm breathing through my nose into my lungs, just as you are. When I'm under the water, I breathe through my mouth and my gills separate the dissolved air from the water I take in, just like a fish does."
That made sense, and I was wondering about at least one other question I'd always had about mermaids. I wasn't sure how to ask something so personal, when Terri interrupted my thoughts.
"Do you want to find out what else I do with my mouth," she asked me, and she seemed to be grinning lasciviously at me when she asked that.
"Well, you talk, and I suppose you eat."
Terri leaned even more closely to me, so her very pretty face was just inches from me. I couldn't resist cupping one of her succulent breasts in either of my hands. They felt even better than they looked, with skin that was soft and supple, but they were firm and heavy and vibrant in my hands. Her nipples were erect too. I didn't know if that meant the same thing in a mermaid as it did in a human, but I soon found out.
"We do, but what else can you think of?"
"Do you kiss?"
"Yes, sometimes, and now you're getting closer to what I'm thinking of."
As she spoke, Terri grinned again, and reached over and unzipped my pants with one hand and fumbled inside the fly with the other. She quickly found what she was after and lightly stroked my bare cock with her warm fingers. From my seeing her pretty face and lovely breasts and fondling her, it was semi-erect, but her touch made it fully hard, and I hadn't even taken any Viagra that day.
The beautiful mermaid didn't stop there, nor would I have wanted her to. She released my cock, and her hands nimbly unbuckled my belt and unbuttoned the waist of my pants so they gaped open around me. Terri looked up and grinned at me again and, this time, it was definitely lascivious. Next, she put the fingers of both hands inside the waistband and started to tug on it. I raised my ass from the seat and she pulled them and my shorts all the way down around my ankles, letting my hard cock pop up free.
It was obvious to me what Terri wanted to do, and I unbuttoned my shirt and pulled it back out of her way. One of her gentle hands lightly cupped my balls, and the other wrapped around my cock to hold it upright so she could demonstrate what else mermaids do with their mouths or, at least, what she does with hers.
First, while still caressing me, she made herself comfortable on the bottom of the boat, with her tail curled under the seat she had briefly occupied. Once she was in the position she wanted, Terri leaned forward and reached out with her tongue to stroke the head of my cock and under the ridge. Very briefly, she raised her head to give me another of her sweet but lewd smiles.