It was the month of Marpenoth of the Autumn session in the afternoon. I was getting a free wagon ride to Winfel in Findar Empire; it was the second biggest and the empire's capital. I came across a merchant caravan in Port Aber looking for adventures guard their wagon against bandits or wildlife on the road to Winfel. It would be a 4-week journey, but the pay will be 50 PP when arriving at Winfel. I signed up along with 4 other adventures.
The groups 2 of them look like paladins of Lidus, the god of law, justice, and order, one was a male dwarf, and the other was a female half-elf; both were dressed in plate armor with the crest on the chest and having longsword at there sides. The other two were human that looks related like brother and sister; by the way, the dress and have huge weapons; they're definitely barbarians, and they look like they never bathed.
Then there's me, the thicccc voluptuous tiefling bard. It wasn't easy growing up having guys hit on you due to having boobs the size of watermelons, but 3-times the size. Their huge, heavy, so sensitive to the touch, and sometimes causes little back problems. If I was in an orgy, I could fit 3 cocks between my tits.
My ass is massively huge, like 2 gelatinous cubes in each butt cheek. When you smack it or grip it, your hand would sink in the softness of the ass, every time I would walk, it would jiggle every step, I would knock down a table or chair when walking in the tavern or when I bump into random things, and finally, I would sometimes get stuck in chairs with arms when I sit down.
Sometimes this body is both a blessing and a curse from my human mother. When I walk, I get many males, and sometimes female eyes ogling me and giving me catcalls, and sometimes they would even grab my ass when walking. When I'm singing at the tavern, I get good tips and a nice meal due to my singing and charisma. I would get hit on a lot or grope, but when told that idiot to move that hand, I would break it, and so the perverts that I'm not to be fucked with due to me not just being a beautiful lore bard a very skilled w a rapier as a swashbuckler rogue.
During the journey, that human male barbarian kept hitting on me, always trying to sleep in his tent or suck his cock. The pervert's sister always hits him on the head with the flat of her greatsword and keeps apologizing to me for his behavior, and the two paladins were cool, the dwarf was married, and the half-elf women made a vow of chastity. There were a few fights here and there during the journey, but nothing I couldn't handle using my bardic magic and finesse rapier acrobatic skills. I may be a thicccc big woman, but I can fight.
One night that pervert tried to rape me in my tent while I was sleeping, but luckily I had my dagger, and let's say he won't think twice before doing that again, and boy, his sister beat him within an inch of his life with her fist. She was raging while pounding him into near bloody pulp. It took the two paladins to use their healing magic to keep him wake him up but didn't heal him fully as he would be turned over to the city guard in Winfel for attempted rape.
Fast forward...
After getting through the front gates of Winfel, the merchant did pay me 50 PP, plus divide the perverts pay 4 ways as he was taken to jail by the city guard, so we got an extra 12 PP plus 5 GP. The merchant again apologized for what happened to me and gave me a tavern/inn where I can stay there for free if I show the owner his seal. I then said my farewell's to my 2 paladin friends, and as for the barbarian sister, I did want to thank her in private; I did tell her that I was bisexual, and I would like to give her some girly fun as I was going to wrap my thicccc tiefling tail around her waist. Still, she refused to make sure her pervert brother not be hanged or spend life in jail. So we went on our separate ways.
After a short walk to the tavern/inn, the merchant recommends me, and his seal would work. I arrived at The Blue Willow, It was a 3-floor tavern/Inn, and the sign was a blue tree. As I entered, the place was packed for an afternoon after lunchtime. The bottom floor had lots of tables surrounding an area for dancing, the stage was in the back of the tavern, and the bar was on the right side, and the kitchen was on the left side, go between the swinging doors.
As I was walking to the bar, making sure not to bump into tables or people, but still getting some looks from patrons, I managed to find the strongest barstool to hold my ass weight and not break. An old human man with a beard looked like he was in his 60's and wearing an eye patch; he had the look of a retired adventure. He came approached me behind the bar.
"What can I get you, lass?" The older man said.
"Are you the owner of this place?" I asked.
"Aye, I am the owner, old one-eye Jin at your service lass, but you can call me Jin," said Jin with a smile.
I could tell Jin was staring at my breast, although my one-piece dress is a button-up, making sure my scarf is around my neck.
"Dirty old man," I said in my head while rolling my eyes.
I showed him the merchant seal gave me, and Jin's eyes widened, and shook his head with approval. Then I put away the seal back into my pouch.
"Well, now lass that will let you stay for a month free of charge, your drinks, meals, and room will be on the house since you saved a good friend of mine," said Jin.
Jin was also looking at my Lute, Violin, and Mandolin.
"Are you a bard lass?" Jin asked.
I nod my head with a yes.
"Would you like to perform tonight for dinner service?" Jin asked.
"Yes, I would love to perform tonight, " I said.
Jin smiled.
"Would you like a drink and something to eat, lass?" Jin asked.
"Yes, please, mead and venison with bread," I said.
"Coming right up, lass oh, I didn't get your name," Jin said.
"Oh, I'm Harmony," I said.
"Well, nice to meet you, Harmony; I'll make sure your meal comes out, also; let me get you your room key; it's on the 3rd floor, take the suite," Jin said.
Then Jin takes a clean tankard mug out and pours me a tankard of mead, then slides it to me with a room key on the 3rd floor. I then took my tankard and started to drink my mead, and it tasted so sweet with a hint of spice in the alcohol. As I was sitting down minding my own business, having a few guys coming up to me saying some corny pick-up lines or sexual commits, I just rolled my eyes. Till after about an hour, a woman sat next to me.
She was a young wood elf that looked like she was in her 20's. She was really tall, like 6'4 ft. She had breastplate armor on, but the design was wolf theme even the helm when close she was wearing a wolf head. She was carrying many firearms on her; a rifle, two pistols, and a wolf shortsword on her hip. I could tell she was muscular with her armor on, but her hair was long and black, and her eyes were different one was grey, and the other was blue. She then looked at me with a nice smile.
"How are you doing?" The wood elf said.
"I'm fine," I said.
"So what a beautiful tiefling like you doing in the capital?" The wood elf said.
I smiled with a grin.
"Me? playing a game, the first idiot who grabs my ass gets his arm broken, 10 points if he's drunk," I said with a sarcastic voice.
The wood elf laughed.
"That sounds like fun. Can I join?" She asked.
I smiled. Then extend my hand to shake.
"What's your name? I'm Harmony," I said.
"Yesna Ulva," she said. Then she takes my hand and shakes it.
"Nice to meet you, Yesna," I said.
After my meal arrived, Yesna and I went to an empty table and talked all afternoon, getting to know each other. I learned that she was a soldier, a member of the royal army, friends with the princess Sofía, and she was going to journey to find her sister. I was amazed by her story and her past. I told her about my past that my father disowned me for not being a warlock or wizard; my mom looked out for me; I had a gift for singing. My older brother is living life as a hexblade warlock pirate in Aswajin. My older sister shadow sorcerer is a professor in the school of magic at Silvar River.
As it was getting to dinner time, Jin came to the table where I was sitting with Yesha.
