Sam rubbed her eyes. The day was only half over and she already had a headache. Even a calm day like this had to be interrupted by some crap, didn't it?
The stuff with the Bimbo's (Grayson's words, not hers) was perplexing, to say the least. Sam could've just written it off if it wasn't for what happened with Jenn. Was this some sort of elaborate prank? Did she go back and edit her old pictures, or replace them with new ones?
It wasn't something to be too concerned about, she told herself. She hadn't even noticed any of this new crop of sexy ladies before, Grayson was acting like it was some kind of epidemic. It was probably nothing. But it always came back to Jenn. Were these women a part of some cult or something? Some kind of big booby cult. Sam couldn't help but chuckle to herself.
Luckily, she didn't have to ride her bike to her mom's house. Grayson offered to drive her there, as long as Sam would notify her mom to make enough food for three. Grayson basically lived off a diet of cup ramen and chips, so it was no wonder she was practically drooling for this.
"Doesn't your mom, you know, make food for a living?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, sure. But we're always arguing about something. We have, like, totally opposite personalities. Plus, she has a stupid-ass boyfriend. It's just weird going over there. And it's totally never my fault, by the way." Grayson said, even she cracked a smile at that outright lie.
It was true they did argue a lot, and her mom seemed to want to police everything her daughter did despite Grayson being a grown adult who could get tattoo's or piercings if she wanted them.
"She's still your mom. I'm sure she'd rather have you eat there than eat the crap you have at your place." Sam said.
"Okay, shame me for being poor all you want. I'll have you now that I have upgraded from cup ramen to shin ramen. I'm in an entirely new tax bracket." Grayson said. Sam rolled her eyes.
"In any case, we should stop at your mom's bakery on the way." Sam said
"What, so we can make up?" The musician asked.
"So I can get a muffin." Sam said simply.
"...Damn, now I want one too. Fine." Grayson, grumbled. Sam flashed a little grin.
So they made a slight detour on the way; they wouldn't have to turn back but it would just take longer to get to Sam's house.
"You haven't been talking to anyone else about the Bimbos, right?" Sam suddenly asked. Grayson shook her head.
"No, it didn't seem like anyone else noticed, so I decided not to bring it up. It'd be kinda bizarre to act like a bunch of hot ladies walking around was some kind of crazy x-files shit to someone who doesn't have context. I honestly was starting to think that maybe it might've been nothing, until you mentioned the stuff about the librarian. Are you sure..."
"I am absolutely positive she looked nothing like that the last time I saw her." Sam intensely reiterated.
"Freaky." Grayson simply muttered.
"Where else did you see these Bimbos, by the way?" Sam questioned her.
"All over the place. There's not like a million of them or anything, but they've been popping up. The record shop, the boba place, the park. The sex toy shop." Grayson said.
"What were you doing at a sex toy shop?" Sam chuckled through a wide grin.
"Filing my taxes. Now stifle yourself." Grayson blushed. What was more embarrassing, that Grayson bought sex toys, or that she couldn't wait for them to arrive by delivery?
So they drove on, unaware of the Pink fog all around them. It whizzed by and flew in every direction as it looked for pressure points and places the flying tendrils could exploit. And people. They could feel the supercharged panties in Grayson bag, so the Pink tentacles promptly changed directions away from where Grayson and Sam were headed. The panties were looking for their own pressure point to take hold of.
The two young women soon parked in front of Jill's bakery, the shop owned by Grayson's mom. It was a fairly popular place, which led to Grayson's mom usually being extremely busy. Sam could tell Grayson was probably counting on that. Sam didn't want to force the issue anyway, but it would be nice if Grayson and her mother chilled out about this whole thing.
"What is it this time, anyway?" Sam asked as they got out of the car.
"It's nothing. She told me I should stop making music. She's just mad I dropped out of college." Grayson said. Sam nodded. That'll do it.
"I could just go in-"
"Nah, it's fine. I'm not gonna stand out here like some coward." Grayson said. As they approached the building, a skinny young man on a bike approached the two of them. Sam groaned, not Rick.
"Hey, you two young ladies," the local cop nervously said, "have you seen any suspicious behavior lately?" He asked.
"You know our names." Sam said.
"...Okay, Sam and Grayson. Have you seen any suspicious behavior."
"Like what?" Grayson asked.
"Like all of the 'ladies of the night' I've been seeing lately. All dressed in provocative attire. Apparently, I was arresting them unlawfully. I guess they weren't technically breaking any obscenity laws, but it was damn close." The scruffy haired young man said. His blue eyes darted between them nervously. He couldn't have been more than 8 years older than them, but he always tried to come off with some level of seniority and officialness.
Wait, he noticed the Bimbo's, too?
"No, haven't really seen anything." Grayson shrugged. The man raised an eyebrow and inspected the two girls with his eyes. God, this guy was a dork. Grayson often wondered if he'd been a hall monitor when he was younger.
"But you've seen them?" Sam interrogated.