"There we go," Dr. Hiraga told the mess officer lying in her examination chair. "All done."
Mess officer Uma Vilchis yawned and stretched as she woke. She blinked a few times. For some reason, she was left with the persistent impression of bright, swirling lights shining straight into her eyes.
"Huh," she said sleepily. "That really was painless."
"Is that what people have been saying?" Dr. Hiraga smiled professionally as she made notes on her dataslate.
Uma nodded. "I've been hearing all about it for weeks."
"Weeks," Dr. Hiraga repeated, raising an eyebrow. "Yes, I suppose it has been, hasn't it? I've been too busy to keep track, but we're finally almost done with the imp- I mean, the inoculation. You're pretty much the last one."
"The last one." Uma sighed as she sat up. "Isn't that just typical?"
"I'm sorry?" Dr. Hiraga said, taken aback.
"Oh, it's fine." Uma shrugged. "It makes sense. I guess the mess officer really is about the last person who needs an inoculation against some kind of alien virus." She visibly bucked herself up and slapped a forced smile on her face. "My apologies, doctor. I shouldn't make any of this your problem. I'm just... well, it's been a long tour. Not a lot of excitement involved for someone like me."
Not a lot of excitement back home either, although Uma left that part unsaid. The source of Uma's maudlin mood was simple: she was bored and felt hopelessly overlooked. A solution, unfortunately, was far less simple. As always, Uma tried to focus on her responsibilities as mess officer. On good food, and on being a warm and friendly face to all the weary crewmen who came to the Inyx's mess hall for rest and succor. Uma liked to think that she played a small but critical part in keeping morale high and making sure the ship continued to operate at peak performance.
But keeping the smile on her face was getting harder and harder. The long tour was wearing on people. The crew was tired and irritable. They didn't want to chat with their friendly mess officer. And lately, there had been another change in mood, growing steadily with each passing day. Uma couldn't quite put her finger on it, but it was like everyone else was in on a secret joke Uma simply wasn't privy to.
Most of the crew were probably hoping that their mission would come to an end soon and that they'd be able to return home and see their friends and families again. For Uma, though, that prospect offered little comfort. She had a family, yes. Kids, even. But in recent years, her personal life had seemed just as unrewarding as her professional one. It wasn't bad, exactly. Just like being the mess officer on the Inyx wasn't bad.
Uma just needed a little excitement in her life.
"Not a lot of excitement, huh?" came a voice. "Why don't I help you with that?"
Uma looked around sharply. She could have sworn that she and the doctor had been alone in medbay, but now there was a third woman in the room with them. Uma couldn't imagine where she might have come from. It was like she had just appeared out of thin air. Strangely, Dr. Hiraga had no response whatsoever to the stranger's sudden appearance.
Stranger still, there was something familiar about her. Uma could have sworn she recognized her from somewhere. Was she on the crew? She didn't look like it, not with those technopunk clothes and that unruly, electric green hair. Maybe she had been in one of the briefings that the captain circulated from time to time. Uma barely paid attention to those. They weren't particularly relevant to the mess hall, after all.
"Hi," Uma said, for want of anything better to say. "Do I know you?"
"Sure you do," the punk woman promised as she slouched her way across the room. There was something distinctly sleazy about the way she spoke. "I'm the... uh... how about the 'uniform compliance officer'?" She snickered. "Yeah. I'm that."
Uma stopped trying to smile. Something was clearly wrong here. "That doesn't make sense. The Alliance doesn't have uniform compliance officers."
The woman just winked mischievously and lifted her hand with a flourish. "You do now."
She snapped her fingers.
At once, the room around Uma disappeared, drowned out by a vast, spinning, kaleidoscopic pattern that immediately tugged at her will, promising to steal it away. With her last few moments of consciousness, Uma reflected that, before, she'd been wrong. The lights hadn't been shining into her eyes. They'd been coming from behind them.
Then, even that thought was gone. The holo-implant Dr. Hiraga had just planted in Uma's brain drowned out her conscious mind, leaving her nothing more than an empty vessel for whatever thoughts and feelings Wasp wanted to pour into her.
And once Uma was completely hypnotized, the spiral began to pour. Shifting with every passing instant, it encoded its visual pattern with layers and layers of information that swiftly reprogrammed Uma's mind. The implant had long since been perfected. It admitted no resistance. Within just moments, Uma's deeply-formed ideas about propriety, hierarchy, and common sense were all formed anew.
Eventually, the implant switched off and Uma returned to consciousness. Blearily, the mess officer rubbed her eyes. The lingering effects were far worse than those of the procedure.
She frowned, confused. The lingering effects of what?
"I'm... I'm sorry," she said slowly, to the strange woman still standing in front of her. "I must have... I must have... um..."
"Don't worry about it," the woman offered a touch impatiently. "I was just telling you, I'm the uniform compliance officer. Uniform Compliance Officer Wasp."
"Wasp," Uma echoed slowly. Why did that name sound so familiar? Then she remembered, and it all fell into place. Of course it was familiar! Uma rose to her feet and saluted stiffly, embarrassed at her lapse of memory. "Uniform compliance officer! Forgive me."
"Don't worry about it," Wasp said. She was grinning from ear to ear. "At ease."
Uma relaxed gratefully. Still, she couldn't help but wonder why the uniform compliance officer had come here, of all places. Moreover, though, she was simply embarrassed to have forgotten about her at first. Forgetting about such an important, high-ranking officer was a major faux pas. Fortunately, Wasp didn't seem inclined to pull her up on it. Instead, she swiped the dataslate out of Dr. Hiraga's hand and started reading it. The doctor still didn't react.
"You're... right, the mess officer!" Wasp nodded slowly. "Uma Vilchis. I remember you from the crew roster. Not from the holodeck, though. Not much of a fantasy life, huh?"
"I suppose not, sir," Uma replied.
"That's kind of a shame." Wasp made a point of looking Uma up and down, plainly ogling her body. She wolf-whistled appreciatively. "I wish we'd gotten to know each other sooner. Could have had some fun with you. There aren't a lot of women built like you on military starships."
Uma shifted uncomfortably. The way Wasp was talking to her and looking at her seemed unmistakably sexual and inappropriate - but who was she to question such a high-ranking officer?
"Well, you know what people say, sir," she laughed nervously. "Never trust a skinny cook."
As mess officer, that distrust was one thing Uma never had to worry about. Uma was visibly, undeniably full-figured and plump, and always had been. It was all over: her face, her chest, her belly, her thighs. Uma was, quite simply, fat. She didn't dislike it, even if it sometimes made her self-conscious. Her figure had always been natural to her - not helped, admittedly, by the same love of food that had guided her to becoming a mess officer. A pair of pregnancies had only made matters worse, although, from the whispers that reached her ears, Uma understood that there were more than a few women aboard the Inyx who quietly appreciated the way the extra weight sat on her hips and her ass.
It was, admittedly, true, that her physique wasn't quite up to military regs. But even stern commanders like Captain Vasser tended to let that particular regulation slip. Nobody wanted to see a skinny cook in the mess hall -- and besides, it wasn't like she was in any danger of being sent into combat.
"Anyway," Uma added, hoping to put an end to Wasp's scrutiny. "I think you'll find my uniform entirely up to code, sir."
"Hm," Wasp mused. "Yeah, actually, no. It's not."
"It's not?" Uma blinked, dismayed. She didn't understand. She was always fastidious in her presentation. She looked down at herself, but saw nothing amiss.
"See, there's actually a brand new uniform for the mess officer." Wasp's grin somehow widened still further. She could barely keep herself from cackling. "It's just come into force. It's meant to help liven things up a bit. That's why I'm here, actually. To bring you up to speed." She threw an arm around Uma's shoulder. Uma was too distracted to register that she was a hardlight hologram. "Come with me. Let's get you fitted."
***
"D-d-d-," Uma stammered, blushing so deep she thought her face would melt as the sheer, unrelenting embarrassment she felt robbed her of her words, "d-d-do I h-h-have to?"
"Yes," Wasp replied impatiently. "It's the new uniform. Now, hurry up!"
Hands trembling, Uma could only nod meekly and keep working the long, red, soft rope around her own body. Completing the ties - the shibari, Wasp had called it - hadn't been easy. It was all new to Uma, but she was good with knots, at least, and Wasp had been a very insistent teacher.
As she wrapped the latest length of rope around her thigh, pulling it tight so it pressed into her soft flesh, Uma once again checked the diagram Wasp had pulled up for her on the dataslate. It was exacting, and following it had taken forever. Uma couldn't believe how long these regulations were getting, and she didn't understand why they were being posted on illicit holonet sites - but who was she to question the uniform compliance officer? At least it seemed like she was almost done, but Uma wasn't sure if that was a curse or a blessing. On the one hand, Uma was keen to put this humiliating ritual behind her.
On the other, if she kept going, she'd at least have more rope covering her body up.
Once Uma finished the knot, Wasp stepped back, looked the mess officer up and down, and clapped her hands together out of sheer glee. "Oh, yes! Looking good, girl."
Uma wanted to shrink into her own skin.
"I c-can't," she bleated. "Y-you expect me to g-go out there? L-like this?"
All the way down her torso and around her hips, Uma was bound tight with rope. It fell about her in symmetrical loops, artfully designed to best accentuate every aspect of the female form. The ties around her breasts pinched and lifted them, making them seem bigger, more prominent, infinitely soft and inviting. Across her stomach, the rope was worked into a diamond pattern, like netting, drawing attention to the pale, alluring skin beneath. Around her hips, the ropes pulled tight, pressing against Uma's curves and reminding her of their presence with every step.
On any woman, they would have looked unmistakably sexual. On Uma, it was on another level.