I first noticed her on a grey November's day at the supermarket. As she loaded shopping into her car a huge bag of green apples fell from one of the carriers, hit the ground, split and fruit rolled everywhere; she must have been very fond of apples. Much of it tumbled, erratically in my direction, I scurried about gathering up the tumbling orbs and restored them to their somewhat flustered owner. I would never have looked at her twice, she could have been my mum but then she smiled and her face lit-up, rolling back the years in a trice.
"Thank you," she said, "chivalry is not quite dead yet."
"You're welcome," I replied and in the normal course of things that would have been that, me on my way to my exciting weekly shop for one.
A few days later, however, disgruntled by the overcrowded trains I encountered on my daily commute to work, I set off sooner than I needed to in the vague hope of sitting. As I stood on a far less crowded platform, I wondered if it really was 'the apple lady' waiting further along. It was certainly the same broad smile, she was chatting animatedly with a woman friend who, in her turn, was clearly laughing. In the excitement of actually finding an empty seat I instantly forgot all about her again.
Not the next day, come to think of it, it was the day after, a Thursday; 'the apple lady' was indeed walking towards me, down the platform. As she approached I chanced a thin smile and she replied with a hesitant, "good morning," clearly uncertain if she knew me but not sufficiently confident to snub me.
I beamed back and replied with a cheery, "good morning," I don't know if she heard, I hoped that she had. She was blond with carefully trimmed hair, neither short nor long, cleverly framing her face to set it at its best advantage. True, she had lines around her eyes and across her brow, as well as deeply etched laughter lines but her skin was still soft and she had delightful rosy cheeks; whilst now still very attractive she had clearly once been a stunning beauty and when she smiled her faded glory returned instantly. I watched as she walked down the platform her short well rounded, though not fat, figure causing the hips of her tailored cashmere coat to sway provocatively. I noticed that I was not the only man who's eye she caught.
As the days passed I saw her, on average, two or three times a week. Gradually, her good morning greeting acquired confidence until one morning she actually spoke, "Why do I keep saying hello to you, how do I know you?".
"It's because you dropped your apples." She looked totally blank. "At the supermarket, a few weeks back, I was you knight in rusty armour, or at least a faded black leather bomber jacket, and blue jeans I appended not totally helpfully."
She pondered, her face masking over with concentration. "Good Heaven's yes. I remember you now." She swallowed a retort and instead radiated that huge, drop dead, totally gorgeous smile directly at me. "I was making apple pies for my neighbours school fate, I had dozens of them. Well thank you once again but I'd better hurry and join my friend now." And off she scurried. After that our 'good mornings' remained brief but were confident and cordial, and always terminated with that heavenly knowing smile. Very much later I discovered that whilst she had been, 'the apple lady,' to her I was, 'scuttle-bum.'
That Good Morning was rapidly becoming the highlight of my day. I was supervising men in a office that was full of men, men who ran a factory that was full of men, a world of men in an unfamiliar town. I was not particularly well liked at work, I had been brought in to supervise the modernisation of the computers at the plant, the graduate whiz-kid supervising men who were all older than me, they resented it bitterly. Truth to tell, I got on better with the blokes on the shop floor, was introduced to their wives, drank pints with them and laughed at the comedians in their clubs; unfortunately, daughters did not appear to be invited to accompany their father to his 'Working-man's club'; given the typical script of a comedian I was not surprised, but then the spouses often laughed from deeper within their bellies than did their menfolk. And some of the jokes were filled with genuine bathos, 'it were that cowed (cold) in we're 'ouse that a bad Winter 'ud freeze t'locks clean off of t'shilling (gas-)meters.' My salvation, at work, was that I was exceptionally good at my job.
Don't get me wrong, there were women and girls working with the computers but they inhabited a big airy office on the opposite side of the town. Weekly meetings with their supervisor, Arlene - Arlene, who had six kids and looked like a shot-putter, accompanied by an, admittedly, female side-kick whom I had nick-named 'the mouse' - was my only access to their charms, regardless of my ever more desperate hints that an invitation to their Christmas party ought to be extended to me.
January third, an auspicious day, the day my life changed or at least improved; 'the apple lady' bid me "Happy New Year," but today she stopped to chat. "My friend's off on holiday," she explained, "we work next to each other but they don't like us gossiping so we chat on the way in. But this is silly, you don't even know my name, I'm Tracy."
"I'm David," I replied. Reflexly we shook hands, all terribly formal, then both burst out laughing at our own ridiculousness. We chatted on the train. She and her friend worked in a solicitors office typing up endless legal forms and reports. She was divorced and from her tone I gathered this was not a topic to pursue. She lived in a grey semi, located in a grey street with dull neighbours who tramped grey pavements, a street where, for entertainment, the residents nipped out to watch the traffic lights change; a dreadful old joke but the radiant smile that suffused her face as she delivered the hoary old saw transformed it into a fresh and humorous witticism.
I detailed the delightful, all male, management structure under which I worked and she demanded to know how soon it would be before she could start under my command. She quipped, "it can't be that hard to plug boxes into one another can it?" After a pause, she enquired, "what you don't even have even a tea lady?" I confessed I had no idea where the mugs and that giant urn of tea came from each day, I conjectured that they must materialise and de-materialise like the Tardis. In a flash it was my stop and I said goodbye, rather reluctantly. As I exited the station I remembered her lovely hazel eyes but also felt awkward because, as she had unbuttoned her coat, I had taken the trouble to notice that she was possessed of a pair of bouncy and well rounded breasts.