A knock on the door of my flat was unusual, as a matter of fact it was virtually unheard of: the doorbell ringing was normal but a knock on the door was absolutely out of the ordinary. I was pretty scruffy, not at all dressed for company wearing an old t-shirt and blue track suit bottoms as I was. There again, on the other hand, a knock was so unexpected that I realised that I ought to investigate right away. The knocker, or rather knockerette was a dumpy woman with grey hair, someone I had never seen before.
"Yes?" I enquired brusquely as I opened the door, wondering what she could possibly want, how she got there and, most of all, how much effort it was going to take to get rid of her without a fuss.
"Look, I'm really sorry to intrude like this but I saw your doorbell and wondered if you could help me do one. I've moved in upstairs, above you; and well...." She paused, tongue-tied, finally blurting out, "well, to be truthful, I really could use a little help with things for once." She smiled, coyly is the best I can attempt, it was an odd look part shy, part defiant.
Running a doorbell was not what I had planned to do that afternoon but then nothing was what I had planned to do that afternoon. So I decided that at least getting off to an amicable start with a new neighbour by running a doorbell for her was as good a way of passing a vacant afternoon as any. Definitely more constructive than whatever I would have ended up doing. "I suppose I could help you," I replied somewhat rhetorically, "but you do need a bell and a push, plus an awful lot of cable."
"I've a bell, a button for downstairs, a battery and a drum with two hundred yards of bell wire on it, is that enough?" I was not certain but I had a suspicion she winked as she imparted that last snippet of information, she certainly now looked a bit brighter, possibly even a little smug.
"Two hundred yards ought to just about do it," I chuckled as I followed her up the bare wooden stairs to her flat, our flats were over a shop and pretty basic. Her door was open and next to it, placed on a little table, well more of a stand really, was: a drum of cable, a door bell push and the bell itself. "Where would you like it?" I asked with the emphasis in all the right places for a blatant double-entendre.
"Oh my bell itself? she smirked. "I'll have it just under the window, next to the door will do, behind that little stand there."
"I'll get my tackle," though by the time I returned she had disappeared, although I could hear her chipping, scraping and scrubbing at something in her flat. I made a neat hole to run the cable through and then began the long slow job of running the wire down the underside of the dado rail that decorated the stairwell on the opposite side to the banister. Fortunately I had bought a giant bag of cable clips to fit my own bell and still had plenty left over so I progressed slowly down the stairs hammering in the little grips slowly and sometimes painfully.
An hour later and all was done, well all except for writing the little name tag that fitted in the bell push and as, thus far, my mysterious neighbour had failed to introduce herself, she would have to do that for herself. I trudged up the three flights of stairs up to her flat and found her chipping away doggedly at an old iron fireplace in what we had both chosen as our bedroom. She started to thank me but I pointed out that I still had to try the thing out. At least as I trotted back down the stairs to test the thing - clutching a piece of card that simply read '64c', Sarah had finally revealed her name to me but had elected to remain anonymous to the world outside - I reflected that she had promised that tea and cake would both be awaiting me on my return.
Strong dark tea and lemon drizzle cake was my reward for climbing the steps yet again and as I sat and selected a man size wedge Sarah toasted my success, the great bell had rung. So at least I didn't have to run up and down the stairs yet another time to trace a fault. We chatted and that was, I concluded, the end of that, back to a lazy Saturday afternoon. I was wrong, it was not the end but there was to be a pause.
Nothing more happened before Thursday evening, until that evening I didn't even see anything of Sarah, just heard the occasional thump on the floor as she got on with whatever she was doing to her flat. That Thursday the telly was showing the usual dull rubbish which was definitely not worth watching, I was weary, bored and broke so I had dug out a dirty magazine or two and was savouring the charms of the delightful women who inhibited the well thumbed pages when there was a knock at the door. I cursed, I remembered that firm but timid knock, it had to be Sarah and I had just made myself all ready to come after a long gradual build up. Still there would be plenty of time later. I pulled up my track suit bottoms, they served as sort of dressing gown come pyjamas, come general slouch about clothes and as I headed for the door I just hoped that my bulge did not show.
"Hi," Sarah enthused, iI had been right it was Sarah's knock. "I never got chance to pay you back for doing my bell for me but now I believe there's a small service that I can perform do for you." As she said this she grabbed my crotch and squeezed my slowly subsiding member. Despite her being old enough to be my mother my disappointed cock responded, a throbbing stiffness returning rapidly. "See you do appreciate a hand!" she husked as she grabbed my hair with her other hand and yanked firmly. As I cried aloud with shock she clamped her mouth over mine and pushed her tongue deep within. I was soon responding with a passion, it's hard to pretend disinterest, let alone feign shock, disgust or even surprise when your rock hard member is giving you away to a deftly probing hand. In fact I was starting to grind my hips against hers as she kissed me because I could feel my seed beginning its ascent once more.
Just as things were starting to become serious and I was starting to worry about making an embarrassing and smelly mess Sarah sprang away and taunted coquettishly, "you are rude. Aren't you going to ask me in then?"