"I want you to meet my friend." The idea had been a quick drink after a long week. Friday afternoons I liked to sneak away and slip into my favorite watering hole. Anders knew where I would be and frequently met me when he could. We wouldn't stay long. Anne would get angry if I drank too much or had too much fun. Anders was late but his wife Tracy was there already sitting with a tall blonde woman. The woman was not unnaturally large but she seemed to be. Next to Tracy's tiny frame she looked like an Amazon warrior. I didn't want to meet Tracy's friend and as much as I enjoyed Anders' company on Friday afternoons his wife was insane. I attempted a courteous how do you do and a quick escape to the end of the bar where I would have a tall cold light beer and possibly some chicken wings.
"Oh my god! Scott!" said the woman. I had to study her carefully. "You haven't changed a bit!" I scanned my brain and the old records that were stored in dusty old boxes beneath the list of presidents, state capitols, and German vocabulary where I kept things I knew but had little use for. "It's Stephanie! Oh my god, it's been twenty years."
It had been more than twenty. It had been almost thirty. "Stephanie! Wow. It's great to see you!" I pretended excitement to meet her. It was awkward. I was tired.
And so my casual drink turned into a recounting of major life events since High School. We compared records - college, marriage, children, and current profession. Our lives had been more or less mirror images of each other.
I had never dated Stephanie. To be honest, she was too attractive, too popular, too blonde and pretty to ever take a moment to notice me. We were little more than passing acquaintances. She was tall then too, but thin. She had filled out. I will admit it, she had filled out nicely. I don't mind that extra ten pounds or whatever women over forty put on but consider extraneous, a burden to be dieted off. Honestly she looked good.
"This guy! He was a crack-up. I had such a crush on him. We had chemistry together junior year and every day we went just to watch him spar with Mr. Richert. You tortured that poor man."
"Did I? I wasn't trying to."
I hadn't enjoyed high school. I wasn't excited to relive those days. I am not a fan of those movies, romantic depictions of the trial and tribulations of kids trying to decide if they will go out for football senior year or get a job. High school for me was just a holding pattern where I circled aimlessly until I was cleared to land at college.
"I should go. Anne will be looking for me." I said. The truth was I probably still had another hour before I was convicted and sentenced to a weekend of dirty looks and cold shoulders but I had to leave. I had to leave not because Tracey was being annoying, she actually was being quiet. I didn't have to leave because it was unpleasant recalling my high school days although that might have played some part. I had to leave because the longer I talked to the tall blonde, the more I looked at her the more I found myself attracted to her. It was a strange feeling. Four years past my fortieth birthday I had more or less stopped feeling these sorts of feelings. Shit, Anne and I hadn't been intimate in weeks and although that sounds depressing I had gotten used to it. It was like when my eyes started to go and had to get glasses. There was an adjustment period but I was used to them now. I was used to jacking off a couple times a week when it was quiet and I found myself alone at the house.
I left twenty bucks on the table. I think my beer had been $ 3.50 on happy hour but I really didn't care. Tracy of course had to hug me. Before I could get away Stephanie was standing as well and I was pulled into a second awkward hug, you know the hugs where you are trying to be polite but make as little physical contact as possible. Damn she was tall. Her height and her broad shoulders had deceived me. Now that she was standing I realized how her broad shoulders, full chest, and curvaceous hips had created an illusion that she was heavy. She was actually proportionate in that lurid way women had been in the fifties and sixties and I imagined her bent over awkwardly as Dean Martin gave one of his trademark looks.
I ran.
I was half way across the parking lot when I heard my name and turned to see her. When I said I ran I was being metaphorical. The tall woman's run was literal and in high heels she made a clopping sound across the asphalt. Her breasts bounced heartily. She called my name several more times. She panted slightly when we were again standing near each other at the trunk of my car. She said my name twice more for some reason.
"You didn't ask for my number or anything," she said.
"Oh. Yeah, sure. We should exchange numbers." She pulled a business card out of her small purse and handed it to me. As a realtor she had one of those cards with her photo on it. Despite whatever touchups they had made she was more attractive in person. "Oh, cool. I can text you. I have a Texas area code." I told her so she would recognize it. I was torn and it was even money as to whether I would text her or not.
"Do you really need to go?"
"I should. My wife will be angry."
She looked at me strangely and I was suspicious. "I don't want you to get in trouble. Trace' says she's pretty awful. God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say stuff like that."
It was another terrible awkward moment and neither of us could quite figure out how to get out of it with our dignity.
"You know... we kissed once. At a party... At Ryan's house..." I had been suppressing the memory but it had always been there, knocking at the back window of my consciousness.
"I know." She looked at me with only the slightest of smiles. I liked her hair - long thick blonde curls. "Tracey told me the other day about her friend Scott. She had mentioned you many times but she had always called you 'Mike's Dad.' You know I have met Mike at a couple school events and it was only the other day when she said your name was Scott that I realized he looks exactly like you did twenty years ago." She looked sad. "We've lived a mile apart for five years."
"I will call you." I said.