This story is a work of fiction but if you Google 'pineapple' and 'cruise ship' you will get some interesting results.
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"So what do you think?" Hannah laughed as she lay naked on the large double bed covered with a snowy white fluffy quilt.
"Well, I have to say, most of it is better than I had thought it would be," Bill replied, also naked, his cock starting to harden at the sight of his voluptuous wife of ten years.
When Hannah had suggested going on a cruise to celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary he had been unsure. He remembered how he had joked, saying that as neither of them was over 35 they would probably be half the age of all the other guests. When they had boarded the Bella a few days ago his concerns had increased as he saw the size of the monster ship, fearing they would be lost in its 5,000-plus guests. In fact, he had been proved wrong, with many couples of their own age along with older pairs who were more energetic than they were. The ship itself was cleverly divided up so that nowhere felt too big or too crowded with lots of intimate areas where they could talk and drink.
There was, of course, the huge theatre that had put on a show last night that would have put a West End musical production to shame, followed by a silent disco where people danced wildly or slowly depending on what they were listening to on the large headphones issued to each guest. The pair had finally collapsed giggling into bed at 2 in the morning, waking in the late morning with slight hangovers that disappeared after a hearty brunch.
"So what's the plan for this evening?" Bill said as he climbed onto the bed with the plan of turning his semi into a full-blown hard-on.
"It's tropical night," Hannah giggled as she slid out of Bill's clutches and held up a white dress that was adorned with random prints of upside-down pineapples all over it. As she held it to her body and twirled around the room Bill caught sight of the firm twin globes of her tight ass. "Your matching shirt is hanging up," she giggled as she wriggled into the dress that clung to her figure. Then she shook her head allowing her long blonde hair to fall naturally to her shoulders.
"Are you going commando?" Bill said as he shrugged on the matching shirt.
"Seems a shame to spoil it with VPL," Hannah said referring to the dreaded visible panty lines as she adjusted her 34b breasts to fit comfortably in the well-cut dress that supported them.
"In which case so will I," Bill said, zipping up his white cut-off jeans over a substantial hard-on and then running his fingers through his blonde hair, giving it a casual tousled look. "After all, we agreed to enjoy whatever this cruise bought."
"Yes," said Hannah smiling happily, "embrace new experiences."
A few hours later Bill and Hannah were taking a breather from the dancing and sat sipping one of the large cocktails that were adorned with chunks of fruit.
A man in his fifties approached their table and with a broad smile said, "Hi I'm Doug and this is Mellisa, mind if we join you?"
"Sure no problem, " Bill said, "I'm Bill, and this is my wife Hannah."
"So nice to see younger folks enjoying themselves," Mellisa laughed, "and have to say your outfits are wonderful, much more obvious than ours."
As she spoke she tapped the brooch of an upside-down pineapple on the lapel of her linen jacket. Hannah glanced at it and then at Doug who had a matching upside-down pineapple attached to the lanyard around his neck. Mellisa was a woman who kept herself in good shape, and her close-cropped grey hair didn't detract from her femininity in any way. Hannah could see that Mellisa was naked under the buttoned-up jacket and as she twisted her body slightly Hannah got a clear side-on view of Mellisa's breast and nipple. When Hannah looked at her husband it was obvious that he had caught the flash by the lump appearing in his jeans.
As a fast dance record came on Mellisa clapped her hands and leapt to her feet, her breasts contained by a miracle that defined physics. "Hannah, could I borrow your husband for a while? Just Doug is such an awful dancer." Then without really waiting for a reply she pulled Bill to his feet and led him into the throng of gyrating bodies.
"I hope your husband has plenty of energy, he will heed it to keep up with Mellisa," Doug laughed before turning his full attention to Hannah.
The pair were soon chatting like they had known each other for years, and Hannah found herself enjoying Doug's company more and more, even though he was 20 years her senior. In fact, it turned out he was the same age as her mother and only a couple of years younger than her father. As she listened to him talk to her surprise she found herself wondering what it would feel like to have Doug's soft beard between her thighs compared to her husband's clean-shaven face. Then as she realised what she had thought she felt her face flush and start to redden just as Doug said, "So how long have you pair been in the scene?"
Hannah was confused as she blurted out, "scene? What scene?" Then as she said the words it dawned on her what Doug was talking about. Doug then did the sweetest thing she had ever seen a man of his age do, he blushed.
"Oh I am so sorry," Doug stammered looking around for his wife, "just with the upside-down pineapples we thought... oh this is so embarrassing."
Hannah realised that for some reason Doug and Mellisa had thought she and her husband were swingers. They weren't, but at the same time, Hannah had often fantasised about other men, though more often than not they were famous actors or pop stars. Looking at Doug, one of her fantasies about a white-bearded George Clooney popped into her head, and she felt herself get wet. Here they were, thousands of miles from home with total strangers. If there was ever going to be a moment to experiment in safety, this was it.
"What about my husband?" Hannah said, placing her hand high on Doug's thigh, very close to his cock bulge.
"What about me?" said Bill who had returned to the table with a flushed but smiling Mellisa.
"Doug and Mellisa are swingers and want to swap, what do you think?" Hannah said quietly.
Bill looked at his wife and paused for a moment before he replied, "I'm game if you are, how does it work?"
"Let's go to our cabin and get comfortable," said Mellisa.