"I'm sorry," Haley said. "But when you asked if we are embarrassed to talk about it -- we've been talking about it for years. I think we've memorized every second we were with Jasper. He really made an impression on all of us."
"Then you don't mind telling me?"
"You're not going to use it against him, are you?" Minx asked tentatively. "You're so calm. You must be a volcano underneath?"
"Like I said, I'm just curious. He never told me about you, but when I tell him I found out, I'm sure we'll have a good laugh about it. So who goes first?"
They looked at each other and laughed again.
"The funny thing is, after we talked about our dates with Jasper, we found out that they were almost identical," Dora said.
"At the bachelorette party, we were rolling on the floor, because each of us could pick up the story at any point and tell exactly what happened next. Jasper has a great sense of humor, but not much imagination."
"Really?" Audrey exclaimed.
"I think Selma should tell you," Laurie said. "She tells it best. I vote for Selma."
The others agreed that Selma should tell her story. Selma seemed flattered. She was beaming. She turned to Audrey and took her hands for a moment as she began speaking.
"Okay. But I want you to understand that no matter what I tell you, I have a lot of respect for Jasper and you and what you've built together. Promise me you won't hold this against me, or Jasper."
"I promise," Audrey said.
"Okay. It happened like this. It was in January, right after I had been dumped by a boy named Ralph over the holidays. I had heard the rumors about Jasper, and someone had once pointed him out, but I didn't know him. He must have known Ralph, though, because he knew about the break-up almost as soon as my girlfriends did.
"He came up to me at lunch and said he had heard that I had broken up with Ralph and wanted to tell me he was sorry. I felt strange and said thanks.
"He asked me if I would meet him for coffee after school across the street, and I asked him why. He said that he had something he wanted to tell me in private. I told him I didn't even know him, and he said he thought I'd be interested in what he had to say. Then he said he'd be waiting for me if I chose to show up. The last thing he said was, 'See you there,' and then he walked away.
"I couldn't concentrate on school the rest of the afternoon because I was dying of curiosity.
"After some small talk, he asked me if I had heard anything about him. I blushed, and he said that's what he wanted to talk to me about. He flattered me and told me every guy in school thought I was hot, him especially. He said when he heard about Ralph and me splitting, he wanted to cheer me up but knew he was the last person I'd think of talking to. What could he possibly do to make me forget my blues?
"So he was offering me the only thing nobody else could. He told me it was really little and whenever a girl sees it, she starts laughing. He said no matter what her mood is, she brightens up. She plays with it and asks questions. If she wants to know what it feels like inside, he's happy to show her. Afterwards, he asks her if she felt anything, and usually her answer is she isn't sure, and that makes her laugh some more.
"He told me that sometimes a girl says things that are unkind and then apologizes, but he's heard everything and doesn't mind a bit as long as he can make her laugh and forget her troubles.
"He suggested that I let him show me Saturday night. He'd get a nice hotel room, and at least for a little while, he'd make me forget Ralph. He promised to pleasure me until I was in ecstasy, and then I'd laugh so much that it would put me in a great mood.
"I was stunned, as you can imagine. I told him thanks for his good intentions, but what he was suggesting was so bizarre that it creeped me out. I said that I felt sorry for him, and he should see a therapist who could help him deal with his problem. The last thing he should do is something that would make him feel even more humiliated.
"He thanked me for my consideration and then asked if I had ever seen a tiny cock on a man and if I remembered how big Ralph was. I felt my face getting red.
"'If Ralph's thing was as big as my pinkie, you would be laughing right now instead of being upset,' he told me.
"He asked me to look at his feet and stuck them out from under the table for a second. He said his feet were small for his size and I must have heard what that meant, and if not, I should look it up.
"He kept coming up with more reasons for me to agree. He said I might never meet someone who looks like him again. He told me I could imagine he was Ralph and work through some of my anger by humiliating him. He said it wouldn't bother him, and that we'd laugh about it afterward. He asked me if he struck me as being depressed.
"I said no, but I still wouldn't do it.
"He asked me if I wasn't even a little curious, and I told him, of course I was, just like any girl would be, but that didn't make it right to do to him what he was suggesting.
"Then he asked how I felt right then.
"I told him fine, and he said he would bet that during our conversation, I hadn't thought about Ralph once except when he brought him up. I admitted that I hadn't.
"He told me that proved his point. He'd managed to make me forget about Ralph just by talking about his offer.
"He said that maybe I was thinking that afterward he'd bother me, but he swore that he would never call me. If we ran into each other, he wouldn't talk to me, and if I said something to him, he'd be polite but cool.
"He said it would be a one-time thing, and he would never tell anyone what happened, but if I wanted to tell people, he didn't care.
"Then he said to prove he was telling the truth, he was going to leave and would never call me or tell anyone about our conversation. He gave me a piece of paper with an address and a number on it and said that was the address and the room of the hotel where he'd be Saturday night at seven o'clock in case I changed my mind.
"I said thank you and left. I knew that I would never go to that hotel. But, of course, I kept wondering what his little thing looked like. I imagined myself playing with it and laughing. Saturday night, I knocked at the door.
"He opened it and said hello, and when I came inside, he shut the door and grabbed me and gave me a big French kiss. It was a great kiss, but I got angry and pushed him away and even slapped his face. I asked him what that was all about and told him I wasn't there to have sex with him. I just wanted to see it and leave.
"He said that I must not have remembered the part about him pleasuring me. He was going to show it to me, but it was going to be the climax of his performance. First, he wanted to make me so happy and satisfied that it would drive all the unhappy thoughts from my mind. Then would come the presentation and all the laughter and humiliation. He apologized for not making this clear before, and he said wouldn't be angry if I chose to leave.
"I was upset, but I didn't leave. I sat on the couch looking at him, and my mind was spinning. He was tricking me into some strange sex game. He made no move to come closer to me. Then he got up and went to the door and said that he was sorry and I probably wanted to go.
"That's when I realized that I was happy he had tricked me. I wanted to see his little thing, but earlier I had felt guilty about enjoying his humiliation. Now I could do it and not feel bad.
"Since he couldn't satisfy a girl the normal way, I figured he got off on eating pussy, so I'd let him try to pleasure me.
"I got up and went over to one of the chairs and started taking off my clothes with my back to him. I saw him walk over to another chair, turn his back to me and do the same thing.
"I smiled as I watched him. Despite what he had said he obviously wasn't eager for me to see it. I tried to look at it as we got into bed, but he kept hiding it.
"In a couple of minutes, though, I stopped thinking about anything except how I was feeling. I'm sure I don't need to tell you, Audrey. To make up for his shortcomings in one area, I guess Jasper became a master of everything else. Never before or since has a man used his lips, his mouth, his tongue, his hands and everything else the way Jasper did. The orgasms he gave me were so intense that I began crying from sheer happiness.
"After I came a few times, I wanted something inside me. I forgot all about how small it was and told him to put it in. He asked if I was sure.
"I said, 'Yes, goddammit! Put in right now!'
"I was burning up. He put it in and started moving it slowly. I yelled for him to go faster and kept yelling until he began pounding me really hard. I came at least two more times before I heard him. He was coming with me.
"We both collapsed and lay there next to each other. My mind was a blank as I was trying to get my breath back. I began thinking about his cock again and how it had felt. I couldn't remember. I had been too caught up in the moment. I told him I wanted to see it.
"He said he had a rubber on and was going to the bathroom to wash up first. He was in there for a long time. I was starting to wonder if he was going to chicken out and try to cheat me out of what I came for.
"But then he came out and lay down in the middle of the bed. I got up and turned on the lights. He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I wanted a good look.
"It was just like he had said. I couldn't help laughing. He tried to pretend it didn't bother him, but I could tell he wasn't comfortable. I poked and pulled and flicked and squeezed, and I got a little carried away. He asked me a couple of times to take it easy. I guess I was thinking of Ralph, and I wanted to hurt him, but then I came to my senses.