Many thanks to bythewx for first editing and improving this story and to BeautifulStorm for further corrections.
Grateful thanks to
ScarletFrost
and Dowageroftwo for challenging the writer with corrections and ideas that made it better.
ScarletFrost
is also an accomplished Literotica author who writes sensual/consensual tales of female domination, bobcat-boys, vampires, woman pirates, wolverines and happy slaves.
The German version of this story is posted in German Literotica as
Eine Frage der GrΓΆΓe by Egon Hoppe
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"This sure went in a weird direction," Selma said.
"What do you mean?" Minx asked.
"I mean, when we started, we were all complaining about our husbands. We can nag them or be really nice or give them great sex, but nothing works. They're still impossible and infuriating."
"What's weird about that?" Dora asked.
"Because while we were bitching, we all admitted they've grown up a lot and are more thoughtful and responsible than when we married them. We don't give them credit for doing better, because we want them to change even more."
"I suppose I should be grateful, but I'm still frustrated," Haley said.
"Maybe this means we just need to be patient," Audrey said. "They're moving in the right direction. There's nothing they can't change if we find the right way to encourage them."
"I guess you're right," said Laurie.
Most of the lunch crowd at Denny's was gone, and the dishes had been cleared from their table. The table was quiet for a moment, until a strange smile came over Selma's face. She whispered something in Dora's ear. Dora laughed, and the others looked at her.
"Tell us what's so funny," Minx said.
"I can't," Selma said. "It's an inside joke. Not everybody would get it."
"Then you can explain it," Haley said. "I can see you're dying to tell us."
"It's something from high school, isn't it?" asked Audrey.
All the others at the table knew each other from childhood, but she had met them in college.
"It's just the expression you used," Dora said, "about how there's nothing our husbands can't change."
After Dora spoke, Audrey saw that all the others now got the joke and were trying to suppress giggles.
"It's not fair," Audrey said. "Tell me, Minx."
"Not me! I love you, Audrey, and this is mean. I don't want to make you cry."
"Shut up, Minx," Selma said. "She obviously doesn't care. I'm going to --"
"No!" said Dora, Haley, Laurie and Minx, almost in unison.
Selma ignored them and continued.
"They're laughing because there are some things our husbands can't change."
"Like what?" Audrey asked.
"I mean, yes, they can change those things, but not without surgery. Do you get it now?"
The giggling broke out into laughter.
"What are you talking about?"
"You know," Selma said.
Minx managed to control herself and tried to sound serious.
"That's enough, Selma."
Audrey was quietly thinking. There was a puzzled expression on her face. Finally, she spoke.
"All I can think of is it's something to do with Jasper. You all grew up with him, so you know things I don't. You're going to have to spell it out, I'm afraid."
"Oh, Audrey, I'm so sorry," said Minx.
She turned to the others and spoke in a scolding voice.
"I told you she was sensitive about it. But you don't care about her feelings as long as you can have a laugh."
"I wish I knew what I was sensitive about," Audrey said. "I can't think of anything you could say about Jasper that would upset me, except if you told me he was cheating on me. I know he used to get around, but that was before we met, so I don't care."
"Maybe she's in denial," Dora said.
"No, she's not," said Laurie. "She just can't imagine everybody knows about Jasper. We're building this up all out of proportion. It's no biggie. Omigod! Did I just say that?"
She and the others began laughing again while Audrey looked at them in frustration.
"All right," said Minx. "Audrey, we're talking about Jasper's equipment. We all know how tiny he is. That's what Selma meant about not being able to change some things without surgery."
Audrey still looked puzzled. She seemed to be processing what Minx had just said. They waited for her reaction. Finally, she spoke.
"Let me get this straight," she said. "You all know about the size of Jasper's cock. Is that what I just heard?"
"Yes," Minx said, "but that's not important. You've never complained, so it's obvious that you're happy. Nothing else matters. I hope you forgive us. It's one of those silly high school memories that nobody ever forgets."
"Wait a second," Audrey said. "You said that everybody knows. You mean everybody from your high school?"
"Well maybe not everybody," Dora said. "but the senior class for sure. Once a secret like that is out, it spreads like wildfire. Jasper took a lot of ribbing. None of us ever made fun of him in public, but I heard some other girls tormenting him, and I'm ashamed to say that I stood there and listened without saying anything."
"Me, too," Minx said. "I should have stepped in a few times, but I was really self-conscious in high school and never did anything that drew attention to me."
"It didn't seem to bother Jasper," Haley said. "He hasn't changed a bit in that way. Even back then, he was always cool as a cucumber. No matter what happened, he was always positive, always smiling.
"I never saw any guys bother him, and whenever a girl would pick on him and bring up his size, he smiled. Sometimes, it made the girl angry, because she trying to embarrass him. I saw a couple of girls get really abusive. But he just kept on smiling and frustrated them. You would have been proud of him."
"That's right," Minx said. "I remember that, too."
"Me, too," Dora said.
"Me, too," echoed Laurie and Selma.
"Okay," Audrey said. "I think I'm starting to understand. Everybody in your high school class thought Jasper had a tiny cock? Who started the rumor?"
The other women looked at each other and at Audrey.
"I'm sorry, Audrey," Selma said. "I don't think any of us wanted it to go this far. All of us found out for ourselves, so for us it wasn't any rumor."
"So you all slept with Jasper in high school?"
"But only one time," Minx said. The others chimed in that they had also only slept with Jasper once.
"And that's when you discovered that his cock was smaller than what you were used to?" said Audrey. "You had no idea before that?"
"Oh no!" said Laurie. "We all knew before we had sex with him. We talked about this at your bachelorette weekend after you and the others went to bed and we kept on drinking. Each of us had two or three boyfriends in our senior year. But Jasper was much smaller than any of them. We all remember how little it looked."
"If you knew beforehand, why did you have sex with him?"
The others began giggling again.
"We were just silly eighteen-year-olds," Selma said. "We were dying of curiosity."
"We're much more mature now," said Minx.
That got them all laughing so hard that two of them rushed off to the ladies room.