As always there are thanks to give. Firstly to Randi for the invitation to write in one of her events which is an honour and privilege.
A thank you to my friends who helped with this story. Nelly and Nicole for reading and offering lots of helpful suggestions.
Also to 'OhDave1' for his wonderful editing prowess.
As always, I am a terrible tinkerer. Even with their help, you will find errors. They are mine, and I own them.
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"Jesus Christ," I muttered angrily as the traffic ground to a complete stop. Glancing down at the clock on the radio. I was already nearly an hour late.
A cop wandered down the line of cars. As he neared he motioned for me to wind down my window. "We are waiting for the ambulance and a tow truck. They're struggling to get through the traffic as well. You may as well turn off your engine mate. It's going to be a while."
"Thanks, officer. Any indications on how long it's gonna take?"
"Sorry, Sir. We're talking hours not minutes."
There were already a couple of missed calls from Tamara. Hitting dial, I waited for my ears to burn. It rang until message bank picked up my call.
She must be pissed. She wasn't even answering.
This was supposed to be our newly accepted date night. With both of us working, and young kids needing everything kids of today needed. Sports, school, music lessons, tutoring. We had drifted a little. We talked about it often enough and decided we needed to set aside time just for us. To ensure we focused some attention on our relationship.
I had to admit, they were fun, and we'd had some good nights out. Tonight was supposed to be dinner at one of the newest restaurants in town. First, we were meeting at Gallagher's, a little Irish themed pub not far from her office.
I dialled again, this time leaving a message. "There's been an accident on Nelson Street. Traffic's blocked up as far as I can see. The cops are waiting to get an ambulance and tow truck. Call me when you get this. I'm gonna be late. Like real late."
Getting out of the car I stretched my legs by walking up closer to the accident. Two cars by the look of it. Pretty badly smashed up as well. Looking back down the line of cars I could see and hear the ambulance and tow truck threading their way through the bumper to bumper lines of cars, the flashing lights glaring brightly in the decaying light.
Back in the car, I checked the phone. Still nothing from Tamara. I tried a message in case she had the volume down. Still nothing.
Next was the restaurant. No, they hadn't heard from Tamara either. She wasn't there, which meant she was still at Gallagher's, or she was that pissed at me. She'd gone home.
It just wasn't my day. I had to do two circuits of the streets surrounding Gallagher's to find a park. By the time I pushed open the doors and wandered in. I was quietly fuming. I got it, she was angry because I was late but there was no need to just ignore me.
I walked into the restaurant bar, which is where I expected to find her. Slightly surprised she wasn't sitting at the bar glass of wine in hand. I scanned the rest of the tables and there was no sign of her anywhere.
Leaning on the bar, I waved to get the barman's attention. "Hey mate, have you seen a woman, about 1.7 tall, darkish blonde shoulder length hair?"
He shrugged. "Bro, there's been a hundred women in here tonight. What was she wearing?"
"Not sure, I was supposed to meet her here but I'm running late."
"Yeah nah, sorry bro. Have yah tried the front bar? There's a guy in there playing music if she's into that."
"Cheers dude." Wandering away I reached in and pulled out my phone again. Still no luck. The last place I expected to find her was the public bar. That just wasn't her scene at all. In fact in all our fifteen years together, I couldn't ever recall her venturing into a public bar anywhere.
Pushing open the doors of the public bar I was smashed by the noise. There was indeed a guy in the corner playing guitar and singing, and he was loud. Good, but loud.
There were pool tables and pretty much a full house. The big screens set up around the bar were running a combination of the Blues Highlanders game and the Warriors playing the Bronco's. I wandered over to the bar but still couldn't see her.
By that stage, I was becoming uneasy and wondered if she'd had an accident or something.
That's when I saw her, or more precisely. I saw her arse, all of her legs, and some of her panties. She was leaning over the pool table trying to play a shot. With one leg raised and balancing on the other stiletto-heeled foot.
That probably wouldn't have been so bad, it was the young guy beside her, with his hand on her arse to balance her that caused me the most concern. I watched on in stunned amazement as she played her shot, sinking the ball.
She stood up and cheered at making the shot. Picking up her beer bottle from the side of the table. She clinked her bottle against the young guys, and they drank their toast.
He pulled her into a hug, with one arm around her waist. That was it. I stormed over, grabbed his arm, and flung it away. She spun and staggered back a little, grabbing the pool table for support.
Tamara turned as he staggered away. "Dean..."
I was expecting a fight and stayed focused on the guy. Glaring angrily at him I waited for his assault. That's when I felt the hands close over my shoulder.
"Steady bro. Is there a problem?"
Seeing the two metre tall tattoo covered bouncer. I shook my head. "Just making sure this arsehole took his grabby hands off my wife." That caused a cheer from the surrounding crowd. I was definitely the odd one out. The only man in the whole bar wearing a suit.
"She's your wife?" The bouncer said pointing to Tamara.
"Yes."
Obviously not believing me he turned to Tamara. "Is that true... You his wife?"
She smiled thinly and glared at me before answering. "Yes."
He turned to the other guy and said forcefully, "We got a problem Dude?"
Shaking his head the young guy answered, "No problems here mate. It's all good." He reached out his hand to shake mine. The bouncers hand still clinging tightly to my my shoulder. "Sorry dude, we were just playing pool."
I shook the guy's hand knowing it was the only way the bouncer was going to let me go.
"Where the hell have you been?" Tamara asked breaking into the conversation.
"Stuck in traffic, which you'd know if you answered your bloody phone," I grumbled. At least the huge claw released my shoulder and the man mountain moved away.
"Sorry Dean, my phones up at the bar. The barman was kind enough to plug it in to charge."
"Two hours and you never checked it once?"
She smiled and leaned in for a kiss. "Sorry, I guess I got distracted." She lifted her Tui's and took a long sip. Beer, I'd never seen her drink beer in our whole relationship. Even when we were dating she had always been a wine or Vodka girl. Drinking beer from a bottle... Who was this woman?
The guy who had his hands all over her walked up. "Mate, I'm going for more beer, do you want one?"
"Yeah, I'll have a steiny."
"No worries, it's your liver."
As he walked away I snarled, "What the hell was that all about?"
"What... We were playing pool until you grabbed him."
"He had his bloody hands all over you. What did you expect?"
"He did no such thing."
"When I walked in, I could see right up your dress. I could see your bloody panties for Christ's sake."
"He was just helping me. I had to reach a long way."
"Not with his hand on your arse he didn't. What the hell are you doing in here anyway?"
"I was in the other bar waiting. That's where I met Paul. We had a couple of drinks and he suggested we come in for a couple of games of pool and we could listen to the music."
"Oh yeah, and since when do you drink beer?"
"Everybody else was, so I figured why not... I liked it. What's the problem?"
"The problem is I've been trying to get in touch with you for over two hours. I was worried about you. I walk in here and find you with that guy's hands all over your arse. That's my problem."
"Oh don't be silly. He's a nice guy. We were just playing pool and having a laugh. He's good company."
Just then he returned with the drinks. Tamara took hers and he handed me mine. "Mate, I don't know what fired you up, but if it was me I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offence."
"That's how you behave with married women huh? Put your hands all over their arse."
"Whoa, sorry mate but I was just trying to stop her falling over."
"If that were the case, why didn't you simply hold her by the shoulder or waist?"
"Oh come on Dean. There was no harm in it," Tamara said light-heartedly. "There was nothing going on. His hand slipped."
"Yeah, right..."
"Dude, I'm sorry. We've had a few and I probably overstepped the limits of politeness. But I wasn't trying anything on."
"Yeah all right, apology accepted."
"Sweet."
Turning to Tamara I asked, "Shall we go and get something to eat? I'm bloody starving."
"We got some food earlier. Why not grab one of their bar meals? They're pretty good."
"You ate a bar meal?" I spluttered between my laughter. "You..."
"What..." She snickered. "It was okay. I enjoyed it."
"All right, I'll get something."
"Order more chips, I could eat a few."
I waited at the bar for service. I watched as Tamara and the guy flirted and laughed, then started another game of pool. That frigging dress was so short. I wasn't the only one looking either.
She seemed oblivious, in fact, I think she was enjoying putting on a little show. Paul instead of standing beside her stood behind her enjoying the same view I was seeing.
When my food arrived, I asked for her phone, wondering if she'd been telling the truth. Sure enough, he reached behind him unplugged it, and handed it over.
Back at their lean on table. I handed her the phone. "It's charged now."
"Thanks, Bub." She said as she helped herself to the food, stealing some from my plate.
"So, you a local, Paul?" I asked.
"Nah Bro, I'm from Hamilton. Just in town for a couple of days trying to sell some stuff."
"Who do you work for?"