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February Sucks But Youll Miss It Ch 02

February Sucks But Youll Miss It Ch 02

by listenhere99
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This is a continuation of "February Sucks, But You'll Miss It", which was a takeoff from "February Sucks". To understand it, please read those, especially George Anderson's original which can be found here:

https://www.literotica.com/s/february-sucks

I appreciated the comments on my first effort, even those who didn't like it. Some readers asked for more, so I decided to give it a shot. No explicit sex or violence. There may be more installments, but I work slowly so it could take a while.

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LATER THAT DAY (March 1)

Linda looked with disgust at the big stain in the middle of the duvet. The bitch had left a round puddle the size of a salad plate -- a substrate of pussy juice with streaks of god-knows-what on top. The smell made her gag. She fought back the mental image of a similar mess she had made on Marc LaVallierre's bed. There was no comparison, obviously. Linda wasn't a whore.

She had changed into jeans and a sweatshirt and rubber gloves for house cleaning. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail. The bedroom window was wide open, letting in chill winter air so the furnace was running full blast. The gas bill might go up, but she had to get the whorehouse smell out of her bedroom. Fortunately, Mrs. Potter had agreed to keep the kids until dinnertime.

Linda made a decision. The duvet was old and it would have to go, along with the soiled throw blanket on top of it. She pulled them both off the bed along with the ruined lingerie and dropped them on the floor. The sheets looked unused, but she would still wash them with bleach. The goose down pillows were too expensive to toss, and would require special cleaning. At least Jim and his slut had been in too much of a hurry to actually get under the covers and ruin the sheets and the mattress.

She gathered up the duvet and the blanket and lingerie and carried them down the stairs. Jim was snoring loudly on the living room sofa as she passed him. He was useless when it came to household chores. She was crossing the driveway with her arms full when her shoe slipped on a patch of ice and went out from under her. She landed on her butt, shouting "Oh, goddammit!" What else could go wrong? She got up slowly. Her right hip hurt but nothing seemed to be broken. Her pussy hurt too, but that wasn't from the fall. She picked up the bundle and walked carefully to the dumpster and threw the bedding in.

"You all right there, Linda?" The old lady next door was outside on her front step.

Linda put on a fake smile. "I'm fine, Mrs. Kotz, just a little slip."

"I saw you come in awhile ago. Were you out partying?"

"It was just a girls' night out with some friends."

"I'm sure you had a nice time with your friends, dear." Mrs. Kotz went back inside, smirking. The old bag must suspect something, Linda thought. Seeing me come home alone in a party dress. Oh well, who cares what she thinks.

Back in the house, Jim was still dead to the world. Linda went upstairs to clean the bathroom. She scrubbed the shower tiles with Lysol spray. There were a few long, platinum blonde hairs stuck in the drain. Using a pair of tweezers, she picked the hairs out and tossed them in the trash. Then she noticed another cigarette butt and three used condoms in the wastebasket. The condoms were wet, with reservoir tips full of cum. Her stomach churned and she lurched over to the toilet on her knees to throw up into the bowl. It was then she noticed a couple of platinum pubic hairs on the porcelain just inches from her face. She heaved again.

***

After finishing the bathroom, Linda filled a tall glass with water from the kitchen sink. She walked over to Jim, still asleep on the sofa, and threw the water in his face. Jim spluttered and shook his head, then his eyes fluttered open. He smiled when he saw Linda glowering over him.

"Well good morning, sunshine. What's going on?"

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"Goddammit, Jim! It's not morning and we need to talk!"

"Sounds like a plan. How about getting me a cup of coffee first?"

"You can make your own coffee, Mister."

Jim nodded, then his eyes closed and he started breathing heavily again. Linda groaned and went back to the kitchen to get his coffee. There was still some left in the carafe. She brought the cup under his nose and slapped him lightly on the cheek. His eyes popped open again. He sat up and took the cup from her.

"Well, here's to something," he said, and took a long drink from the cup. "Why is my face wet, and what the hell time is it?"

"It's after four," Linda said. "Time to get back to your responsibilities as a husband and a father." She gave him her sternest look.

"Oh yeah, that," Jim said agreeably. "So where are the kids?"

"Maybe you should have thought about the kids before you brought a whore into our home!"

For a moment Jim looked puzzled. "I? I should have thought about the kids?" He laughed, then he laughed some more. It turned into a deep belly laugh that went on and on. He struggled to hold the coffee cup steady. Finally he got control of himself.

"I'm sorry, Linda. It's just that you are so funny when you're like this. And by the way, 'whore' is not a very nice word. Kandy is a high class escort and she is working towards a PhD in psychology."

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It took me a while to work out that Linda was seriously pissed at me. At first I thought she was putting me on, but after a few minutes of severe tongue lashing, I detected no trace of irony in her manner. Granted, it was a little over the top to bang a working girl in our marital bed. Still I thought that, given the circumstances, my wife owed me quite a bit of slack. But no, it was all about my "disgusting behavior" with a "cheap prostitute" and her disappointment in my lack of character.

It was surprising to me that she could spout this stuff with a straight face, but she was full of surprises since last night. I tried to break the tension by going upstairs to take a shower and put on clean clothes. The hot water felt great and my mood was better than good, despite the negative rumblings from my so-called better half. After a leisurely shave, my face looked just fine in the bathroom mirror. Clean chinos and a pullover felt good on my renewed body. I came back down to rejoin Linda on the couch. She looked haggard, and I was hoping her tirade had run its course. But no, she started right in again.

"I just can't believe you would do this to our home, our marriage! What came over you, Jim?" The way she was clenching her fists, I was afraid she was about to light into me. Apparently it was necessary for me to talk.

"Now just a darn minute," I said, careful not to use bad language that would provoke her even more. "Let's be reasonable, princess. Who was it that changed the rules last night? Who bailed out on our romantic evening for a night of casual sex with a random stranger? I don't mean to take the moral high ground here, but didn't you start this? I mean, I'm glad to tear up our marriage vows and all that nonsense, but didn't you do it first?"

She looked confused but she tried to push back. "He wasn't a random stranger! He was, he was..."

"I know, he was the great Marc La-Asshole-ierre, and his dick is made of solid platinum, but so what? He could have been a busboy and it would have amounted to the same thing. You left me to get your ashes hauled by some guy you didn't even know. What did you think would happen?"

Linda collapsed on the sofa and put her head in her hands. "Oh please, stop beating me up over it. I didn't think it would be that big a deal."

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"I'm not beating you up, honey, just trying to get you to see reason. When the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle gets to blow off some steam, know what I mean? You're right, what you did wasn't such a big deal. It was just sex after all, wasn't it?"

This perked her up. She sat up straight and got her mean look back. "That's right, it was just sex, and after ten years of marriage you should let me have a little fun. But instead, you had to turn things ugly, to get revenge! How could you do that to me?"

"No! Revenge was the furthest thing from my mind. I just didn't want to sit around the hotel beating on my pud while you were off having your adventure. I wanted a little fun too. You can understand that, can't you?"

Now she just looked sad. "Jim, can't we get back to normal? I love you when you're not saying these nasty things to me. Let's put this awful night behind us and be a family again."

"Awful? Didn't you have a good time, dear? I hope the asshole treated you right. I wouldn't want to have to go beat the shit out of him." I thought that would get a laugh out of her but she took the question seriously, looking pensive.

"I don't know if I would call it a good time, exactly. There was no real connection. He was okay and there was a lot of him, but I wouldn't want to do it again. Would you?"

I was afraid this question was coming. She wanted to compare notes. In the spirit of our new, open relationship, I would have to answer honestly. So I bit the bullet, looking her in the eyes.

"Absolutely I would do it again, and hope to do it again soon. We need to get it while we can. That goes for you too, of course."

Linda looked as if she had been slapped. "Wait, what? You want to screw that whore again when you have me? Why? What is wrong with you?"

"Again, I wish you would not use the 'w' word. Kandy is a fine young lady and you would like her if you knew her. But let's not go into this too deeply. I don't want to hurt you."

"Jim, you said we were being honest. Go ahead and explain it to me." Linda seemed to think she was calling my bluff. She looked like a grade school teacher demanding an explanation from the class cutup. Clearly she still felt some of the afterglow from the night before, the self confidence she gained when Mister Goodcock picked her out of all the beautiful women in the room. I hated to burst her balloon, but I had to.

"Well, okay, if you must know, last night was the greatest sex of my life. Riding Kandy is like a high performance motorcycle, no need for brakes or a helmet. She took me to a whole new dimension."

Linda didn't believe me, or didn't want to. "The greatest of your life? Tell me, what does this escort have that is so special?" She smirked and made air quotes for the word 'escort'.

"Oh, honey, do we really need to go there? You don't have to tell me about your boyfriend's huge cock or his bulging muscles, or his intoxicating, manly scent. No doubt any woman would fall for the charms of Marc LaBigPeckerre. It's perfectly understandable. Just imagine you are me and Kandy is the asshole and let's leave it at that. Is that good enough?"

"No, I want to hear you spell it out. How can that tramp compare to me? What does she have that I don't have?" She wanted me to say nothing, but I was determined to be honest.

"Okay, let's see. Plus size jugs, all natural. Perfect for a tit fuck, sorry, make that mammary intercourse, like I never had before because you're not big enough. It's not your fault, of course. A tight pussy that has never been stretched by giving birth, not that I don't love your loose pussy, hon. And there is absolutely no sag to her ass. You could bounce a quarter off one of her ass cheeks and it would hit the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. If you were in the Sistine Chapel, that is. Think of a nice, firm, sugar-cured ham, how it feels against your--"

Linda snarled through gritted teeth. "That's enough, Jim. You're not funny."

I wasn't trying to be funny but there was no point in saying so. She was determined to play the injured party, so let her run with it. Telling her to put on her big girl pants wouldn't help.

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