"I'll be back later!" I heard echo in the hall from my son, Jacob (19), as the front door shut with a bang.
"See ya later," I mumbled walking towards the other side of the house knowing no one was listening.
"I'm still here Mr. Moore," taking a stumbled catching me off guard was my son's friend Will (18) said from our spare bedroom. Will and my son were making a quick visit - more like a pit stop than a visit - on their spring break road trip.
"You can call me Doug, It's okay Will just startled me abit. I would have thought you would have left with Jacob? Explore the town?" I joked.
"No, he is meeting someone named Kat and I got the vibe he didn't want a third wheel plus after the long drive I thought getting some sleep on a bed wouldn't hurt before our camping trip. He said you wouldn't mind?"
"Oh yeah, thats fine. Well you already found the spare bed, there is extra blankets and pillows in the closet." I left it at that and carried on. Will was a nice enough kid that we got to know alittle bit since he had been Jacobs roommate last year. Reminded me abit of myself, the two N's - nerdy and nice. Slim blonde with freckles that if he lost more than 5 pounds would be all bones, and probably needed two coats of sunscreen wherever he went.
Moments later, I heard the front door open with the click clacking of heels on the hardwood floor signaling the arrival home of my wife, Adriana.
Walking past the now closed spare bedroom door I paused, hearing a familiar sound that I can only describe as "Tiktiktik". The sound was uncanny of the uneven bedrame moving along with the sound of Wills hand hitting his leg/pelvic region from the fast pace motion everytime his hand slides down his shaft. Will was definitely masturbating.
Tip toeing quickly to the kitchen I found my wife sorting the mail. "Hey hon, the kids here yet? I didn't see Jacobs car outfront," Adriana said nonchalantly.
"Oh there here," trying not to laugh, "Jacob went out and Wills here resssssting..."
"Of course our son leaves on his one night we get to see him in months and leaves his roommate behind," Adriana snided to herself, "Is Will enjoying himself?"
"It's as if you knew," I laughed.
"Huh?"
"I just walked by and he is def jerking off right now."
"Don't be ridiculous. How would you even know that?"
"Oh I know the sound behind a bedroom door."
"Wait, shit!" Adriana suddenly had some sort of realization, "Fuck me!" Adriana said frustrated to herself as she stormed toward the spare bedroom. Now I was definitely in the dark.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Adriana banged on the door. "Hey Will! Open up real quick!"
"Oh, one second!" Will shouted from the other side of the door.
"What is going on? Don't embarrass the kid for christ sake," I said.
Adriana's hand went for the door and with some fidgeting the door flew open.
Will shouted "Oh shit," as we barged in. Clearly not done yet laying on the bed that was against the wall he turned his back toward us hiding his activity.
Adriana power walked over to the bed.
"Adriana enough!" I shouted sternly.
Grabbing a black book off the bed next to Will she marched back towards me, "Happy birthday..." in a somber disappointed voice she pushed the book against chest.
In the right hand corner of the book read 'Boudoir Photography by Sabrina'. I opened the front page then slammed in shut. A stupid smile came across my face, I peered the pages to see professional photos of Adriana layed out in lingerie over a bed, her bare breast visible as she teases her discarded bra, her seductively on a bed, and so many incredibly erotic photos. Adriana is 44 a brunnette with a mixture of White and Hispanic. She may have birth two kids but still incredibly sexy her stretch marks almost add to her aged beauty with A cup breasts with nipples that have stretched through the years but still show signs of perkiness.
"I had taken these photos for your birthday present and hid them in the closet underneath the blankets."
"Thats where I found them and look you can't blame my actions after looking at those photos, right?" Will spoke up.
"No, I can't blame you. I would be doing the same after seeing these," I chuckled.
"Douglas!" Adriana jested backslapping my shoulder.
Stepping out of bed pulling up his sweats, "Are we all good? I'm sorry about all this."
"Yes, Oh, Will!" Adriana embarrassed with her hands over her eyeline.
"Son, your, uhh," I pointed to Wills cock head was still poking out from his sweats.
"I'm sorry you all barged in. I just found it I didn't exactly get to finish," as he adjusted himself.
"Lets give the boy five minutes honey," gesturing with my arm over Adriana ushering her out the room.
"No wait, it gives me the heeby geebies knowing your in here thinking of me. Let's get you some cold water or something," Adriana suggested.
"We can't do that to him," I laughed back.
"No, I get it," Will inserted, "It's gone down abiy let's just leave this awkward room."
....
"Yeah, this is less awkward," breaking the ice as we sat around the kitchen table, "Its only natural, I guess I'm of the idea it wasn't hurting anybody."
Adriana held her head like a migraine, "I know..." sighing and then laughing to herself, "I know its my fault, I knew you were coming over, I knew you'd stay in the spare bedroom, and I had meant to move the book, stupid!" saying to herself with frustraion, "Will I'm sorry I just didn't expect my friends roommate to see me naked today. So i hope you understand my reaction."
"It's totally reasonable, Mrs. Moore."
"You should be flattered hon, he probably sees college girls naked all the time and here you are, at your age causing him a hard on," Adriana raised her eye brows with a warning as to my next few words, "...all I'm saying is you still got it."
"It's true though...you DEFINITELY got it," Will stumbled as I could feel his leg switching up and down under the table, "I say that with all sincerity and it's not because I see alot of college girls, almost well not almost, none to be exact, but because you are... wow!"
"As embarrassing as this situation has been thats sweet of you to say. A silver lining I presume," Adriana admitted.
"What do you mean you're not seeing alot of girls?" I added.
"Girls... lets just say I haven't figured them out yet."
"At all? Like nothing throughout your college years? Are you a virgin Will?"
"Douglas! You can't be asking that, that is his business."
"No... it's okay. I am... I just don't think I'm what girls are looking for. I'm not really sporty, not as intelligent as I may appear, shy, not a 'bad boy'" Will explained.
"Nonesense!" Adriana shot back placing her hand on his forearm laying on the table, "From the few times we've met you've been nothing but wonderful. One day you watch you'll find someone."
"That was me too buddy," sighing and admitting, "Don't worry once you get it in your confidence will go up. Not that sex is everything even if it feels like it, I'm just saying that's at least what happened with me. I would have never been confident enough to ask Adriana out if I was still a virgin," shrugging off the confession.
"That's what you attribute to us going out?" Adriana said with a side of sarcasm.
"Don't lie like you never made a few men in college," I fired back.
"Douglas, again, maybe this isn't the best conversation to have with our guest present."
"It's okay, wish I had known you in college to help break me in," Will chuckling in.
"Okay I think that ends this conversation. Will you may go back to the guest room if you want," Adriana responded.
"Here take this," I slid the black book of Adriana's photos across the table to him.
"Douglas!" Adriana caught off guard.
"He's about to burst. C'mon the tables been shaking like an earthquak because his legs been shaking this entire time. Take it, use it. Put it back in the closet before you leave when you're done. My gift to you."
Will grabbed it and slowly started to stand up.