I returned "home" when I was 29, after a failed marriage. My wife June cheated on me. I erupted. I beat the shit out of her lover -- and his brother when he intervened -- and spent a night in jail. However, my shark attorney not only got me released after one night, but she got the charges dismissed. One of her law partners also got the assholes' civil lawsuit dismissed by consent when a PI she hired caught them in a drug buy and threatened to turn the assholes over to the cops.
As I returned to my home town, a suburb of a big U. S. city, I had only a few thousand dollars but no alimony or child support (we had no kids only because June didn't want them) responsibilities, and a new promising job. I tried to figure out why I wanted my fresh start to be in my home town -- it probably was because of the fond memories I had growing up there even though my parents now lived 1500 miles away.
I was anxious to look up some old friends from High School, especially Jimmy Andrus. Jimmy and I had initially bonded over athletics, but became inseparable because we clicked on every level. At six feet two inches tall, and 205 pounds as a senior, Jimmy was the quarterback in football and the shooting guard in basketball. At six five, 235, as a senior I was the tight end in football and power forward in basketball. While we were no Dan Fouts and Kellen Winslow in football, or Earl Monroe and Dave DeBusschere in basketball, we were good enough to win conference championships in both sports.
Jimmy and I rarely saw each other after our post-High School summer because we went to colleges on opposite coasts, and my parents moved my freshman year in college. However, our friendship was deep enough so that I was sure that it would easily be rekindled when we reconnected ten years later.
While I wasn't big on social media, I had followed Jimmy somewhat, and met him for lunch the third week that I was back "home." After we exchanged manly hugs he said "Blake Jacobs, you don't look a bit different than our senior year in High School. Is life treating you right?"
I was still six five, 235, and in good shape, but life had not been treating me right. I gave Jimmy the basics of my divorce and night in the slammer, but then immediately moved on to more pleasant things.
"Except for a few lines in your face Jimmy, you look no different either," I honestly remarked.
"Despite three kids and a challenging job, I still stay in shape so I'm only five pounds heavier than in High School," he chuckled. I was pleased to see that life had been better for him than for me. He now was the COO of a large privately held corporation that his father had started, had a wife that he adored, and three little boys, at that time three, five, and seven years old. "You have to meet Michelle and the boys as soon as possible," he said as we started to eat. "Come to Billy's basketball game this Saturday afternoon and stay for dinner," he insisted, Billy being his seven year old.
"I'd love to," I smiled.
After spending 90 minutes with Jimmy it was like we had only been apart for a month instead of ten years, despite our divergent lives.
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Jimmy was at Billy's game with his other two boys, five year old Sean and three year old Zach. They all seemed like great kids, and it was fun to be involved in athletics again, something that I hadn't had much to do with since college since my ex-wife June was definitely not into sports.
I was surprised at how big Jimmy's three boys were for their ages. I was sure that Billy was going to be a power forward like I was, not a shooting guard like Jimmy. I wasn't surprised by their size once I met Jimmy's wife, Michelle Andrus.
I had pictured in my mind that Michelle would be a petite energetic blue-eyed blond, like Jimmy's two (at different times) High School girlfriends. Not so!
Michelle was the most intriguing looking woman I had ever seen in my life. She had jet black hair that she wore medium length and black irises in her eyes -- something I hadn't seen before. Her face was not spectacularly beautiful, although it was at least an 8 on a 10 point scale, but what distinguished her was her body.
As I found out later on, because Michelle was proud to tell anyone interested, she is five feet nine and three quarters inches tall in the morning with her shoes off, and weighs 152 Β½ pounds when she steps on the scale naked every morning. She has a heavy duty suspension chassis with an ass, thighs, and six pack that are definitely 10s on a 10 point scale. Her tits, on the other hand, cannot be evaluated on a scale that ordinary human beings would be measured on.
Michelle's tits have to weigh ten pounds each they are so massive -- by far the biggest tits I have ever seen on an otherwise sleek woman. As I also later learned she has to wear a back brace when jogging, cross-training, or doing other intense exercise, in order to support the ripe melons on her chest. She has zero excess flesh on any part of her body -- unless you consider her bazookas excess flesh, which I doubt any heterosexual male would.
I tried not to gawk when looking at Michelle. It was really hard (almost as hard as my cock, which I had to cover up the best that I could). However, she acted like a mom rather than a sex symbol so I was ultimately able to reign in my lust.
While Michelle was the most physically striking woman that I had ever seen -- and from the way that she picked up the boys and objects, also likely the strongest -- her personality did not mesh with mine. She is -- to put it in the politest terms possible -- a strong cup of tea (actually a cup of green tea that is half Everclear); bold and brash.
Michelle ran the family like a German stationmaster, and took care of their six bedroom mini-mansion (with a workout room equipped with all of the best hi-tech equipment and a small media room/movie theater) with little help. Everyone -- including Jimmy -- toed the line. I have to admit that the boys -- although really active otherwise normal kids -- were the most well-behaved that I had ever seen in my life.
As time wore on, Michelle and I didn't really warm up to each other. We were mostly pleasant to each other but our relationship, though not contentious, was "guarded."
Despite the "guarded" relationship that Michelle and I had, I soon became a member of the family. I helped out on both weekend days taking the kids to one event or the other, and Jimmy, Michelle and I (more often than not me with a date, but sometimes without one) went out virtually every Saturday night including to Jimmy's business functions or charitable events.
After I had been "home" about fourteen months, Michelle delivered another baby boy. I had been particularly helpful to Michelle with the kids -- I treated them like my own, including coaching Billy's recreational basketball team -- while she was pregnant, including taking them out some weeknights if Jimmy was out of town and she needed a rest. I was still surprised when Michelle and Jimmy had no disagreement whatsoever that their fourth boy would be named "Blake," and I would be his godfather.
I cried, causing Jimmy to choke up and almost cry himself, and causing Michelle -- as she nursed little Blake with one of her gigantic mammary glands -- to playfully call me a "pathetic wimp."