Delilah-Lite – the Sequel
To the anonymous commenter (it seems that the same guy anonymously commented ten times) on my husband's (or is it ex-husband's?) story published March 4, 2013 – screw you asshole pig. I'm sick and tired of guys who have double standards; they can fuck around with impunity but if their wife does – or even thinks about doing it – she's a slut or a whore.
In case you forgot, or didn't read "Delilah-Lite," my name is Carolyn. My husband, Phil, had an affair about ten years ago when our kids were little. I don't know how many liaisons he had with the younger woman he was porking, because I never asked him; but it wasn't just a couple. I would have divorced him then except that he came clean when confronted and didn't try and lie or excuse his way out, our kids were little and worshipped their Dad, though really hurt I still loved him, and I was certain from the totality of his reaction that he loved me and didn't love his mistress.
I made it clear to him that I would not tolerate a repeat. His actions were especially irksome to me since I had never strayed despite getting hit on by guys virtually every week since we've been married, and he was jealous if any guy even stared at me when we were together. While always gentle with me and the kids he had an ex-football player/bouncer streak in him that made me scared what he might do to some other guy just for ogling.
Things went along fine for about ten years until he started becoming preoccupied with blowjobs and ass fucks, things that I wasn't interested in. Soon after that he started acting suspiciously. It wasn't the same as when he had his affair and started giving me "just because" cards and roses and suddenly wearing cologne when he "went to the office." This time it was more subtle, but I've always been a perceptive and intuitive person, and my radar was up. I especially wondered about his quick visits to his business laptop at odd times.
As my radar started squawking more and more I got a call out of the blue from Jane, an old business associate of mine. She wanted to meet me for lunch. She was someone that I had never actually been friends with, but I did help her out of jams on two occasions that I could remember, and she seemed to regret that she couldn't repay me before she left for another company.
After exchanging pleasantries and catching up until our meal arrived, Jane got pensive. Being the intuitive that I am – and also being especially frank for a woman – I said "It seems that there's something on your mind, Jane. Spit it out."
"It's difficult, and embarrassing, but I really need to. My husband and I separated..." she said then paused.
"I'm sorry to hear that," I replied.
"No, that's not what I want to tell you. That's just background."
After another pause she pulled her cellphone out of her purse, played with a few seconds, and then showed me the screen. "Is this your husband Phil?"
While not particularly clear, the screen showed a guy in profile, in a restaurant, that very well could be Phil. The more I looked at it the more that I thought that it was."
"There is a very good chance it is. Where did you take this, Jane?"
"I'm embarrassed to tell you that just before my husband and I separated I signed up for a cheating website called 'Recreational Sex.' It seems that the predilection for anal and oral on my profile interested a guy whose screen name was 'UpForIt.' I agreed to meet him for lunch, and I surreptitiously took this photo when he was turned to the side and I was pretending to take a call."
"You mean UpForIt is Phil?" I gasped while dropping my fork.
"I'm quite sure. I met him a couple of times at company events when we worked together. He's someone hard to forget because of his size, but apparently I'm easy to forget because he didn't recognize me. But not just from his looks, but things that he said, I think that it likely was him."
I sat back in my chair. Now I knew what had caused my radar to squawk the last few weeks.
I got the details of the website and her profile from Jane, and then excused myself without finishing lunch. "Jane, you have no idea how grateful I am; but I hope you understand that I've lost my appetite, and need to leave."
"I certainly understand," Jane replied. "I just want you to know that as soon as I figured out who UpForIt was I did everything I could to discourage him, and we never saw each other or even communicated again once we left the restaurant."
"Thanks," I said with what I'm sure was a bemused smile. As I reached into my wallet to pay for lunch Jane stopped me.
"I'm paying; thank you for your help in the past," she said.
"Thank you; we're even," I replied, suppressing tears.
That same evening I signed onto the website, read Jane's profile and read UpForIt's. After reading his profile I was virtually positive that UpForIt was Phil. I decided to be sure.
I joined the cheaters website, developed a profile that I was certain would interest Phil, including extolling the virtues of anal and blowjobs, and waited to see what happened. I decided to give Phil a chance to determine it was me and maybe back off since I was also quite sure he hadn't yet had any sexual encounters through the website, so I selected the name "Delilah-Lite," since his date was dressed as Delilah the first time I met him.
I was shocked when I checked the website the next day after work, and before Phil got home, and found almost one hundred messages from guys of all ages (at least according to their profiles). This included a very provocative one from UpForIt.
I sent all the other guys who messaged me a polite but firm "Not interested" message, but encouraged UpForIt. It wasn't long before he asked for photos.
I decided to give him one more chance to figure out that it was me and get the hell off the site, so two of the photos I posted were of my ass in a pair of tight fitting jeans that he had bought me about a year ago, but which I never wore because they weren't my style, and a halter top that I did often wear, which he also had purchased for me. Despite the fact that I had a blond wig over my brown hair if he was observant at all alarm bells should have gone off in his head.
In case there were no alarm bells I wanted to be sure to hook him, so I searched the web for photos of a nude ass and nude tits that looked the closest to mine. The tits were a little bigger than mine but the ass looked very close to what mine looked like, at least in the mirror. As we agreed we would, we both posted photos for fifteen minutes at an appointed day and time and then took them down.