"Honeeee..."
Uh oh, prepare yourself.
"Yes, my love?"
"I have a favor to ask."
"Anything for you, my sweet."
"Don't be smart."
"I'm not, baby. You know I hardly ever turn you down."
"Well, there was that one time..."
"Yeah, ten years ago, and you know we didn't have anywhere to put it."
"But still..."
"I know. I said 'no' to you one time in twelve years, you poor deprived child. Seriously, what were you going to ask me?"
"I just got off the phone with Carol. She and Todd are fighting again and that asshole is making her life miserable. She really needs to get away from him for a while."
"She can stay here while we're in Paris. Kind of a staycation."
"Well actually, I wanted to ask if she could come to Paris with us."
"Really? Paris? With us?"
"Did I stutter? Yes, I want her to be able to really get away, and you know how much I love her."
I gave it a long, long pause. There was a lot to consider.
First, this wasn't just having someone over to dinner, this was being with someone 24/7 for two weeks, and halfway around the world to boot.
Second, we were leaving in less than a month, and there were a lot of moving pieces to coordinate like flights, lodging, and transportation.
Third, there was Carol.
Oh yes, Carol.
Allow me to explain.
Carol was an attractive redhead my wife, Lisa, worked with. With good genes, sparkling eyes, and a ready smile, she was objectively pretty and attracted people of all kinds. Her outgoing personality was a real asset.
Carol was petite, about five-two with a slim waist, just right hips, and a delicious little bubble butt. Her legs were well cut and muscular.
And I liked her, I mean genuinely liked her. She was a good friend to Lisa and we enjoyed her company.
She had other assets that really set her apart. Two, in fact.
Her boobs.
We're not talking buxom here. We are talking enormous. We are talking porn star tits. You know those small round watermelons they sell? That's what we're talking about, one on each side.
Huger than huge. I can't even begin to estimate her cup size. Truly boobmania, boobapalooza, Tits R Us, whatever.
We were puzzled as to why she would do that to her body, so my dear unfiltered Lisa once asked her. Turns out that her husband, a doctor, was very much what could kindly be described as an asshole. He provided her with a wealthy lifestyle, and in return she agree to look a certain way and got not one, but two bust enlargements to satisfy his demand that his wife look like a porn star. Money for tits, as it were.
But back to our story.
"You're serious?"
"Of course I am," Lisa replied. "She's my dearest friend and she needs us right now. You know what an asshole Todd is, and she needs to get far away from him for a while." She snuggled up close and rubbed her own fine pair on me while looking pleadingly into my eyes. "Pleeeeeaase? I promise I'll make it worth your while..."
I grinned. Lisa was already a tiger in the sack and I couldn't imagine how she could make it better.
"Well, since you put it that way..." I answered.
"I knew you would," she said, giving my junk a quick squeeze. "I can't wait to tell her."
"Let me make the arrangements first," I told her. "I have to change a few things around. I assume she'll be spending Todd's money on this?"
"Of course! Just tell me how much so I can call her."
I had booked us into a small, boutique hotel in the 17
th
Arrondisement
in Paris. I called it directly and found that while they didn't have any more single or double rooms available, they did have one triple room that we could get. I immediately had them change us to that room then quickly got online and managed to get her a ticket on our flight to Charles DeGaulle airport.
"OK, good news. I got her on our flight, and upgraded our room to a triple."
"Can't she have her own room?"
"They don't have any more singles or doubles available, and I figured this was the best solution since we can't cancel the reservation entirely."
"So she would be sharing a room with us?"
"Uh, yeah. Is that a problem?"
Lisa smiled devilishly. "Not for me, but will you be able to handle all that woman for two weeks?"
"I'll have two beautiful women to take to dinner every night, so yeah, I think I'll somehow survive." I turned serious for a moment. "You know I'm generally just wearing boxers when we're in the hotel room, and it's what I wear to bed. Will the two of you be OK with that?"
"My handsome hubby in his underwear in front of my BFF? Shocking!" she laughed. "Of course I'm OK with it."
I smiled back. "Then tell her she's getting a bargain. The ticket and the room only add $2000 to what we've already spent. She's getting a trip to Paris for two grand. I even got her a seat with us, the center one was still available."
"Thank you, baby! I knew you could do it." She grasped my face in her hands and gave me a long, deep kiss, her tongue probing my mouth and her lips devouring me. "There'll be a lot more where that came from. Thank you."
Carol was ecstatic at the news and thanked us profusely. Two weeks far away from her abusive husband would give her a respite and a chance to consider her options.