I normally write TV/TG stories. This one is more of a kinky straight (ish) story.
Dave felt it brewing on the way back from the pub. He wasn't sure what upset her, but God knows it was easy to do. Women had always been a mystery to him.
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
He'd tried all the answers.
"No, it looks fine."
To which he got.
"Bloody liar, I look like a fat cow. I'm not going. I have nothing to wear. You never give me enough money you tight bastard."
He tried telling the truth.
"Yeah, it does a bit. I think the black one looked better."
He got back.
"You should have married a bloody stick insect then shouldn't you. You're no oil painting yourself."
You can't win, he thought. The best thing to do is shrug and shut up.
It happened when they were undressing for bed.
"Are you shagging the barmaid at the hound?"
"What Molly, don't bloody stupid."
"Not fuckin Molly. Even you aren't that desperate. No, that blond tart. All tits and teeth."
He knew it had been a bad move going into his local. They had walked to the Italian in the high street and had a meal. It was packed out, so she suggested going to the Dog and Duck on the corner of there road for a night cap.
The Dog was his place. A man needed his own place. She thought he went there twice a week. In truth he usually parked around the corner and had at least one every night of the working week. All the locals knew him.
He used to have a friendly chat with the brassy barmaid, Sally. She was a nice girl. Truth be told he would sleep with her in a second. She was way out of his league though.
All Sally had said was.
"Twice in one night. Not managed that before Dave."
Now Suzi thought that meant he was having an affair. That would be the end of his sex life. Not that he had much of one. Like many couples they grew tired of making the effort. Nowadays he would come back drunk twice a week and jump on her sleeping figure. If he was lucky enough, she wouldn't say.
"Get the fuck off me you pig!"
On a good night it would be.
"Hurry up and finish, I'm tired."
He thought there goes his good night's.
"Of course, I'm not having an affair. As you said to me before, who'd have me?"
"I want you to stop going up the pub from now on."
"Oh, come on, it's the only bit of fun I get."
"So, you can't have fun with your wife? That says it all, you prick."
"Come on Suzi. There must be a way to work this out. There must be a way to prove to you I'm faithful."
"You're not due to go there until Friday. I'll have an answer tomorrow night. Don't you dare touch me tonight."
The next night on the way home he popped in for a swift half at the Dog and Duck. He sat on his own thinking what he would do if she tried to stop him.
After an awkward evening he went into the bedroom and saw a sexy looking pair of black silk cami-knickers on the bed. He had brought those for her for valentines day years ago. She had only worn them once.
"Put those on. Do it now."