"Lauren, you actually read that shit?"
That was Heather, my neighbor and best friend. She'd just let herself in and caught me sitting at my kitchen table, drinking coffee and reading on my laptop. Obviously, before I could react, she'd seen what I was reading, full of vulgar four letter words and concluded it was something pornographic.
She was correct of course. I had been reading erotic stories on the internet. Reading porn was a secret, illicit passion of mine. My favorite site called the stories erotic but they were mostly descriptions of people fucking. Most of it was salacious and useless but, occasionally, a story would come along that got my juices running and primed me for a pleasurable session with one of my favorite toys until my husband, Teddy, got home.
That part wasn't a secret. Heather knew about my toys. What she didn't know is how I readied myself to ease the toy into me when I was alone. Now she had a clue and, undoubtedly, was going to want to know more.
Heather poured herself a mug of coffee and sat down at the table. "Okay, honey," she said. "What's with the dirty stories?"
"Just a diversion when I'm feeling lonely," I explained.
"Why do you need a diversion when you've got Teddy?" asked Heather.
"He's at work," I reminded her.
"Didn't you fuck him before he left for work?" she asked.
"Not this morning," I admitted. "He had an early meeting and we didn't have time."
"Okay, I get it," said Heather. "But stories? The internet is full of thousands of porno sites with very explicit videos."
"Too explicit," I told her. "They don't leave enough for my imagination. The stories allow me to fill in the blanks with thoughts specific to me."
"Something's missing with sex with Teddy?" Heather asked. "Like pussy sucking or anal?"
"No. Nothing like that," I insisted. "The stories allow me to imagine how it might be with someone other than Teddy."
"Jeez, Lauren," exclaimed Heather. "There are thousands of live men out there that are better than just imagining what it would be like. I bet I can locate someone local in less than five minutes who could be here before lunch."
"And you know that how?" I asked.
"It works for me and, actually, I can connect with someone in less than a minute," admitted Heather.
"Wait," I exclaimed. "You're fucking someone other than Dale?"
"Sometimes," agreed Heather. "Not often. Only when I need something that Dale doesn't provide."
"Slow down," I insisted. "I'm lost here. You're married to Dale and he doesn't provide everything you need sexually? What happens if he finds out?"
"No problem. He knows," stated Heather.
"Shit. This is unbelievable," I said.
"Let me explain," said Heather. "Dale and I are married and we provide almost everything we need for each other. But one person can't touch every want or desire another person needs to be happy or sane. Dale doesn't give me one hundred percent of my sexual needs. Ninety-nine percent for sure but sometimes I need to scratch that last one percent itch. Dale understands and approves of my seeking it elsewhere. He doesn't know with who or when and he doesn't want to know."
"One percent doesn't seem like enough to warrant fucking someone other than Dale. I think I'd be able to compromise and not go that far," I explained.
"It's an important one percent," stated Heather.
"Okay," I admitted. "What one percent are you missing?"
"Dale doesn't like oral," stated Heather.
"Really?" I asked. "I can't believe any man would object to a blow job."
"Oh, no. Dale loves blow jobs. He just refuses to suck clit," explained Heather.
"Oh," I exclaimed. "That would be more than one percent for me."
"It is for me too," admitted Heather. "I was just minimizing it for you. So, what is Teddy not doing for you?"
"Nothing," I insisted. "He's wonderful at everything. Blow jobs, eating pussy, fucking, everything. He's always willing to try something new and I have orgasms ranging from shivers to eruptions. I love it."
"Wait," said Heather. "Teddy sucks your clit?"
"Yeah, and he's really good at it," I admitted.
Heather sat at the table, silently twisting her coffee mug between her hands. "What are you thinking?" I asked tentatively.
"I'd love to have someone who would eat my pussy regularly," Heather admitted. "And Teddy likes to do it."
"Whoa! What are you suggesting?" I asked.
"I'm not suggesting anything, yet," commented Heather. "I was just wondering..."
"Wondering what?" I interrupted.
"I was wondering if I didn't have to meet with strangers to deal with my one percent anymore," Heather stated.
"And how do you propose to achieve that?" I asked knowing full well what she was thinking.
"Well...," she procrastinated. "Teddy loves to eat pussy."
"And you think he'd love to eat your pussy?" I asked.
"What do you think he'd say if we asked him?" Heather questioned.
"We?" I responded.
"You'd have to agree, of course," Heather stated.
"So, if we ask him and I think he might agree since it would seem as if I approved, you'd get your clit sucked. What do I get?"
"You get to experience sex with another man rather than having to imagine it," suggested Heather.
"I don't suppose you're suggesting that you teach me how you presently connect with strangers. So, that only leaves one possibility, Dale," I guessed.
"That would be the obvious choice," Heather agreed.
"And, if my experience is any predictor, sucking clit usually leads to more, like actual fucking," I suggested.
"Since Dale doesn't eat pussy, that's a reasonable conclusion," agreed Heather.
"You're suggesting that we swap husbands," I further proposed.
"Some might refer to it as swapping, exchanging, trading, loaning or even swinging. I prefer to think of it as sharing," explained Heather.
"Where the other terms imply onetime events, sharing implies multiple opportunities," I observed. "Is that what you're suggesting?" I asked.
"The one percent doesn't evaporate with just one connection. It eventually rises again and needs another treatment," explained Heather.
"And what is your plan to make this happen?" I asked.
"Does your question imply that you agree with the possibility?" asked Heather.
"I can't believe that I'm saying this but it appeals on some level. The plan?" I asked.
"I don't have a plan. I'm just spit balling here. I hadn't considered it until two minutes ago," confessed Heather.
"It's just another fantasy without a plan," I asserted.
"True," agreed Heather. "Let me think about it. Meanwhile, what are you doing for the next hour or so?"
"You want me to suck your clit?" I smiled.
"If you want me to suck yours," responded Heather.
"If you can ask me to help you with your one percent problem, why do you need a man?" I asked.
"It's different with you and with a man," Insisted Heather. Two different one percents. No man can substitute for you and you can't replace a man between my legs."
We went out to lunch together two hours later.
At lunch, Heather was pensive. I asked what she was thinking. "I can't get past thinking about having Teddy suck my pussy," she admitted.
"And you thought I was fantasizing about sex with another man," I accused her.
"True," said Heather. "But I think we may have the possibility of solving both our problems."
"You have a plan?" I asked.
"Not a real plan," she admitted. "Just the start of one. I don't have the ending yet."
"Okay, girl friend," I said. "Let's hear it."
"We need to spend more time together," Heather stated.
"Don't we already spend more time together?" I asked.
"Not just us," she clarified. "All four of us."
"You think presence makes the heart grow fonder?" I asked with a smile.
"Well, absence hasn't," She responded. "And I have no yearning for Teddy's heart, just his lips and tongue."
I laughed. "Don't forget his fingers," I suggested. "And any possible erection."
Heather laughed. "You know, you're only increasing my determination."
I laughed again. "Okay, dinner at our place Friday night?" I asked.
"I think that works," Heather agreed. "Dinner and games afterward?" she asked.
"Slow down woman," I said. "I know what you're thinking. Games, okay, but nothing suggestive or sexual."
"No strip poker?" asked Heather with a grin.
"No strip poker," I confirmed. "Rushing things will only scare the men and make it more difficult."
"They're men," insisted Heather. "I doubt they'll be scared or hesitant to play."
"Okay," I agreed. "But I need to go slowly. I'm not sure how I'll handle the end game yet and, while Teddy is a man who might just take you up your offer immediately, I'm not sure how he'll handle me spending quality time with Dale."
"Honey," said Heather. "Your comfort is important to me. I'll let you set the pace."
"Thanks, Heather," I said. "Six o'clock?"
"I like it," she said. "I'll bring Dale and I won't try to influence his expectations in any way."
"Thanks," I agreed. "I appreciate it."
Friday night went well. We gathered for dinner just as normal friends might and played cards, Hearts not Poker, afterwards. Later that night, after a particularly vigorous execution of intimacy between Dale and me, I asked, "Did you have fun tonight?"
"Are you asking about dinner and cards with Teddy and Heather or the last half hour?" asked Dale.
I giggled. "Both I guess but specifically about dinner and cards," I clarified.
"I had fun. They're a nice couple. They seem open and natural. Comfortable with each other and us. We should see them more often," he answered.