Jen slammed the phone down. She had had enough. Tom was being a total jerk to her and she needed some space. She needed a getaway! One call to her travel agent and she was on her way to Tampa for the weekend. Little did she know, this was going to be a weekend she'd never forget. You see, Jen had thoughts before Tom, of what it would be like to be with a woman. She was interested but never approached with the opportunity. It was just something that was in the back of her mind that she never gave much thought to lately.
She packed her back for the quick three day weekend trip. She knew Tampa was still fairly warm so she didn't forget her swimming suit. If all else failed, some alone time in the hot tub would help her out tremendously. Jen threw her bag and purse in the car and was gone in no time at all. She and Tom had been on the outs for a while and this was her last straw. She was so tired of arrogant, pig-headed and insensitive men.
She gets to the airport and stands in line to have her baggage scanned. There was a small group of girls ahead of her that looked like they were heading out for a bachelorette party. "Sucker," she mutters to herself. She'd never even think about marriage with a man at this point unless they rode up on a white horse. The girls were laughing and having a great time. The bride-to-be was wearing a penis necklace and veil with condoms stuck to them. She had no idea what she was getting into, did she? The girls passed through the metal detector and now it was Jen's turn. Her bag cleared and she was on her way. The girls ahead had noticed she was along and waited for her. They gave her a necklace that had a penis pacifier at the end and told her they'd love her to join them for the flight.
"What hotel you going to?" asked Andrea, the maid of honor.
"Um, the Holiday Inn on Broadway in Tampa." Jenn responded.
"No WAY?!?" exclaimed Andrea. "We are too!" she responded. "Do you want to join us for the weekend? It'd be a shame to have to be alone when we have plenty of room for more!"
Jen looked a little unsure. "Well, I'm just ending a long relationship and need a getaway. I don't think I'd be much fun."